Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Anime Review - Dragon Half

Hey fellow Otaku & metal heads!

This is the last review of the month. I won’t get into it here, but I’ve got some things on my plate that will take up a good majority of my time. As I said in my last review, the anime of this month are quick & easy watches. Shows that don’t take too much time to absorb & understand. So to not waste anymore time, let’s look at the short but highly quirky Dragon Half. Let the review begin!

Story/Setup
Mink is like every other teenage girl. She’s got a crush for a pop idol (Dick Saucer.....let that name sink in), has loyal friends, and is quite pretty. Actually, she not like every other teenage girl. Her father was a legendary dragon slayer, and had quite a career until he met his love....a red dragon. The pairing of these two resulted in Mink, a girl with dragon wings, horns, and a tail. This doesn’t suit well with the king, who wants revenge because Mink’s father retreated from the armed forces. Along with his daughter (A “Slime-Half”.....again, I’ll let this sink in), they conspire to make Mink’s life unbearable, and will do everything in their power to do so.

As you can tell, Dragon Half.....doesn’t have the most serious of storylines. If anything, this show practically never takes itself seriously. Hands down, this OVA is balls-to-the-wall, apeshit insane, slapstick hilarity. The bad guys are bumbling idiots, and the good guys are well meaning but goofy, or silly & sweet. I like stories like this. They’re simple, and don’t take too much brainpower to absorb into one’s conscious.

Animation
Cute & Chibi! That’s how I can describe things. Oh, and colorful!

The amount of cute that’s in Dragon Half is enough for someone to get cuteness diabetes. Everybody in this little show has a form of cuteness with them. Even the bad guys are adorable in some weird way. Just about everybody’s eyes are large & attention, and movement during the comedic moments are very over-the-top & exaggerated. At the same time, it’s very apparent that the animation in this OVA is incredibly outdated. I’ll give credit where credit is due: when this first came out in 1992, this was stunning. Today, however, it’s still attention-grabbing, but when compared to computer-animated show, it looks very primitive.

Voice Acting
Ah, the voice acting. Yeah......it’s not that good.

Okay, maybe that’s a little bit of a stretch. The voice work is certainly not one of ADV Films’s best, but it’s not horrible either. There are certainly some characters that have okay voices, but there are other characters that have voice acting that’s.....questionable. Mink herself is the culprit for blech voice acting. 9 times out of 10, whenever Mink talks, it sounds like the howling shrieks of the damned. Luckily, there’s a handful of tiny moments where she actually sounds okay. Maybe not good, but bearable at the least.

Characters
Characters are a strange thing in Dragon Half. Everybody in this OVA has the most barebones background, and due to the show’s length, nothing ever develops. In a strange sense, I don’t exactly have a problem with this. The meat of this show is comedy, and everybody will make you laugh (Or at the very least chuckle). Mink is definitely the one who makes me laugh the most: she’s cute, bratty, and her physicality provide a lot of the humor. She often comments on her wings, horns, and tail to humorous effect. Her Mother & Father are fighting constantly over silly things, the king & his servants are constantly trying to take Mink and her family out, and the king’s daughter forms plots that are just dumb. Again, there’s not much to the character, but the humor makes up for this in spades!

Availability & Pricing
For the longest time, Dragon Half was out of print. Considering that it was released by ADV Films, this is to be expected. What’s not expected is the pricing: used copies on Amazon start at very respectable 8 dollars in price (This is among the 2002 original & 2004 re-release). New copies are criminal as far as pricing is concerned (Especially where there’s so little content), with the range starting from 42 to 45 dollars for beginning prices. In a surprise move, this was re-released as recently as March of this year. Pricing in this is quite fair: used copies start at 10 dollars, while new copies begin at 11 dollars.

You can also find Dragon Half on Best Buy & FYE’s websites also. It’s 15 dollars at the Best Buy webpage, while FYE is slightly more expensive at 17 dollars. At little more expensive than Amazon, but these two are still a reasonable option.

Overall Impression & Rating
Much like Call Me Tonight, Dragon Half is a timekiller of an anime. Only an hour long, it has the power to stay stuck in your hand for quite sometime. Whether it’s because of how slapsticky everything is, the animation, or the over-the-top voice acting, you’ll be thinking about this series at the strangest of times. Sure, there’s some annoyances here & there, but the warped nature of this bite-sized OVA shines right through! 

Dragon Half gets a 7.2 out of 10

Well guys, this is the last review of the month. I’ll be taking a break, getting my Christmas shopping done early, wrapping said purchased presents, and celebrating Thanksgiving with my parents & family friends. I’ll get some content ready to put up in December, so there’s that to look forward to. See you soon!

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Anime Review: Call Me Tonight


Happy November fellow Otaku & Metal Heads!

I want to make a quick apology regarding my reviews this month. With Thanksgiving & Black Friday coming in a couple weeks, I won’t have much to watch & reviews. On top of that, my Heavy Metal review will be put off until the Holiday season. For this reason, I’m taking a look at anime that don’t require too much time to watch & take in. Just like today’s, for example. Today’s review is a quick half-hour watch, and a bonus, post celebration of Halloween as well. So with that said, let’s look at a quirky OVA that never made it state-side. One filled to the brim with the looks of the 80s. Not to mention the cheese as well. Let’s look.....at Call Me Tonight. Let the review begin!

Story/Setup
Taken from the Anime Internet Database:

Rumi has met a lot of guys through her job, and it is probably fair to assume that most of them could be said to have some sort of problem, but a man who literally turns into a beast when he gets turned on may be outside of this perky call girl's field of expertise. Still, a little challenge every now and again stimulates the mind and makes life so much more interesting, so she is willing to give it a shot.

That’s really the jist of it. At it’s core, Call Me Tonight is the definition of a hokey, b-rated 80s sci-fi movie. An exceedingly basic story, with little in the way of background.  Do not go into this movie thinking there’s a gripping story, cause you will be incredibly disappointed. Instead, go into this thinking that this will be a light-hearted feature. Probably like one you’d see at a drive-in during the 80s..................I’ll be mentioning the 80s more during this review, if you couldn’t tell.

Animation
The animation in Call Me Tonight is something of a mixed bag. On one hand, you can tell immediately that this comes straight from the 80s. 1986, to be exact (To be a real stickler, this OVA came out on July 28th, 1986). There’s a dated look to everything. From the backgrounds, to the look of the character, and to their movements, it looks very old & archaic. At the same time, I think that’s the whole point. The whole atmosphere looks & feels cheap, despite how serious the animation director was trying to make things, but a part of me thinks this was done completely on purpose. On other times, Call Me Tonight actually looks okay. There’s really not much in the way of a “Wow” factor, but there’s nothing that won’t make you gouge your eyes out.

Voice Acting
Sadly, this OVA wasn’t released anywhere else in the world. See below for further details.

Characters
Like the story, the characters of Call Me Tonight are given the bare minimum for a background. Unlike the story, the characters are given a little bit of room to expand. Emphasis on the word little.

Let’s start off with Rumi. At the beginning, she’s pretty much a hooker. An 80s hooker, that is. She’s dressed up in cheesy 80s fashion, has a hairstyle at the beginning that looks like she stuck a finger in a light socket, and has an attitude that screams goldigger. About halfway through, she essentially becomes a hooker with a heart of gold. It’s not the deepest change, but it does change a fundamental aspect of her. Then there’s Sugiura, the man with the problem. He’s pretty much a shy guy for almost the entire OVA. When he gets closer to Rumi, he starts to open up a little more, and by the end is in a full-blown relationship with her.

Apart from them, nobody else really changes over the course of the OVA, apart from something small. Nobody is really interesting either, except for the “Villain” of this feature. I can’t reveal anything about here, as that would kind of ruin a part of the story. I will say, however, that she’s has a surprisingly original plan. It’s not a deep plan, but it’s one you’ll be surprised by.

Availability & Pricing
Once again, Call Me Tonight was never released outside of Japan. Luckily, there’s been some fansubs of this OVA for a while now. Youtube has a couple of them, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Veoh, Vimeo, and Dailymotion have some as well. There’s even some places were you can actually download this (That’s how I found this 2 years ago), so you can try your luck there as well.

Overall Impression & Rating
Words can’t describe how batshit insane Call Me Tonight is. It hasn’t aged well, but the sheer “WTF” factor sustains it to this very day. It’s quick, it’s simple, and if you’ve got about a half-hour (The running time of the OVA) to kill before you have to go somewhere or do something. You couldn’t do any worse!

Call Me Tonight gets a 7.5 out of 10

I’ve got another quick review coming next week. See you soon!




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Here’s a link to the OVA. Enjoy!


Call Me Tonight

Oh, and here’s a song to go with this movie. It was released 3 years prior to the OVA, but has just as much cheese!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu_kBTbbulQ