Friday, November 15, 2024

Album Review: Host's IX

Paradise Lost. For those within the Gothic Metal community, they are considered to be not just one of England’s best bands, but one of the most iconic pillars of the genre. Since 1990, they have been producing some classic records, and many of which are still talked about in high regard to this day. However, there’s one period of their career that is considered something of an eyesore in the minds of some fans. A period that’s only been looked at more positively by the band in fairly recent memory, and even among listeners. That period......is their electronic phase.

I’ve spoken about this before back in 2020 (See Here & Here), but when the boys from Halifax began putting in more keyboard & electronic elements in the late 90s, their sound & atmosphere had changed. Things weren’t as dark or gothic as they were before, and while there was still an obviously serious element to the music, the musical elements that they were bringing in were pushing many longtime fans who loved their metallic personality away. Coupled with their record company at the time pushing them to go further down that path, it’s easy to see why Paradise Lost didn’t exactly like that period of their career. However, time is a strange creature, and even sore spots can become something more pleasant over the ages.

Like I said above, it wasn’t until late last decade that the band decided to re-examine their electronic phase. 2018 to be exact. That year saw the band come more to terms with that period of their career. More specifically, they looked at the albums Host & Believe In Nothing in a much more positive light. To sum it up: they liked the music, but they didn’t like the editing or studio interference. So, they went into the studio to re-edit the records, and then re-released them for newer fans to experience them, and for older fans to reconnect with music they might not have liked the first time around. However, what they didn’t know was that they were planting the seeds of something special, and it would take just a few short years for things to grow.

Fast forward to October of 2022, and Greg Mackintosh & Nick Holmes announced that they were doing a side project. One that would invoke the sounds & vibes of their late 90s electronic period, but with none of the studio interference, and only their vision. The end result was the formation of Host (Ironic), and on the 24th of February in 2023, IX was released. IX practically blind-sided me when it came out: it sounded & felt like the record that the project is named after, yet there is none of the record company interference that was around a few decades prior. There’s slicker grooves, keyboarding, poppy sounds, and all sort of atypical Paradise Lost elements that just works here. Even Nick Holmes voice, which is perhaps the clearest & smoothest it’s ever been (None of his raspy vocals is in sight), works so well. Every single song from the beginning to the end is wonderful, and even with the serious aspects, made one of my number one albums of 2023 for a reason.

As for what I think the face & best song of this release should be, it is most easily Tomorrow’s Sky. The first single for IX, it was definitely the right choice from the first few notes. Showing off the keyboard & electronic elements quite obviously, and really harkens back to that One Second to Host (Maybe some Believe In Nothing thrown in for good measure) period of Paradise Lost. The biggest plus would be the lack of record label interference, and it shows in just how much more creative everything feels. Hell, even when PL redid both Host & Believe In Nothing back in 2018, that free feeling was definitely in effect, although maybe not as much here. Regardless, Tomorrow’s Sky was absolutely the right track to debut this side project of one of the world’s most iconic Gothic Metal bands, and is definitely something to press the repeat button once or twice.

Tomorrow’s Sky

On the more “metallic” side of IX, Divine Emotion easily shows that off. Not all the time though, as half of the track is dedicated to soft-ish drumwork, and beautiful gothic piano playing. When the “metal” kicks in, it’s not the traditional kind, as the pacing doesn’t actually change all that much. Everything gets a little louder, and you have the addition of orchestra-like cellos & violins (Which are played really well, btw). Yet, something about Divine Emotion just works so well for me, as I’ve always kinda been a sucker for this kind of stuff once I got into more Gothic things. Couple with a really interesting music video, and it’s easy to see why this track got popular among fans.

Divine Emotion

So, with all of the positivity I’ve said, is there anything negative? Not really. IX is an absolutely wonderful release, and really shows what Nick Holmes & Gregor Mackintosh can do outside the band that gave them a career. That being said, this release is definitely an absolute soulcrusher. Maybe not on the level of Obsidian, but IX grabs you by the neck, and throttles you really hard. You know that this album was going to be dark when Nick Holmes basically asked how to make these depressing songs catchy. Perhaps the one thing I could truly have an issue with, is that IX for all intent & purpose, is a Paradise Lost album. Yes it comes from a side project, but from top to bottom it’s basically a PL in form and function. It’s not surprising, since Nick & Greg wanted to recreate something from their late 90s to early 2000s period, but without a record company pushing them to go down a direction they didn’t necessarily want to completely go down. Still, I’m a little surprised that this wasn’t released under the Paradise Lost band label, since it screams that group so much to me when I listen IX.
    
Host gets a solid 10 out of 10. As much of a soul crusher as it can be, it’s a great side project that I hope puts out more records as time goes on, but I would still be happy if this is the only thing that comes from this Nick Holmes & Gregor Mackintosh side-gig.

And that was my look at IX from the Paradise Lost spinoff Host. The spirit of the band’s past, mixed in with modern recording & production, and none of the studio interference, it’s a testament to a group that’s been producing albums since 1990 that they are still capable of creating great releases 3+ decades later. So, December is just a few weeks away, and before hand I’ll be taking a break for Thanksgiving & other stuff. See you all on the 1st of next month!

Monday, November 11, 2024

Album Review (Obscurus Metalus): Lumnos/Abstract Void's A Glitching Reality

Glad to get most of that ranting out of the way fellow Otaku & Metalheads.

It’s nice to take a brief break from the political horrors of the United States, and focus on something more pleasant. I’ve reviewed essentially all of my other top 5 albums from 2023 earlier this year, and left the choice cuts for this month. Today’s review is of my remaining honorable mentions, and for a possible first for this blog, is a Split EP. An EP that mixes the infamous subgenre of Black Metal, with a musical style you think would absolutely mutilate it, but instead combines into a released that surprisingly unique. So, put on your finest Corpse Paint, plug in your finest machinery, and enjoy the collaboration of Lumnos & Abstract Void by the name.....of A Glitching Reality. Let’s begin!

Background
And this is where things get interesting, as I have not one, but two musicians to talk about here.

Let’s start off with Lumnos. Forming in 2015 in Vitória da Conquista, Bahia (Brazil), Lumnos started as a duo, but would dissolve into a one-man band in 2016, only for guest musician B.M. to come on in 2018 & helped make the 2018 release Ancient Shadows Of Saturn. Whether B.M. has stayed with Lumnos or not since then, I don’t know. Then there’s Abstract Void, and here is where things get harder, as I can find almost nothing. What little I’ve found is that Abstract Void comes from Italy, and according to the Bandcamp page:

One-man project from the planet Earth. An experimental blend of blackgaze and synthwave.

(I know this wasn’t a lot of information on both groups, but sadly there isn’t a lot out there)

Basic Description
Blackened Cyberpunk

In a move similar to when I first experienced Everfrost a little over 5 years ago, I wasn’t exactly sure that Black Metal & Electronic/Techno would work well together as partners. I had listened to some isolated examples of this mix, and I certainly liked it, but A Glitching Reality is where I would come to love the two coming together. Like I said above & when I said it last year, I consider this combination of musical styles to be what I call Blackened Cyberpunk: you’ve got the brutality of the Black Metal, and you have the futuristic vibes coming from the Electronica & Techno. Putting the two into one seems like an odd move, but much like Winterider in 2019, it’s a mix that just works wonderfully. Like you’re wandering a typical Cyberpunk city, but there’s an air of dark mysticism in the streets. Think like Shadowrun, or if you want to go down the 3rd Party D&D path, think Crystalpunk.

Best Track
On the Lumnos side of the EP, I have to give it to The Alchemist as the best song. The track that pulled me into the music, this take on Black Metal is really unique: it goes through the typical Black Metal movements, but it’s far more mesmerizing & Third Eye opening than anything I ever heard thanks to the Electronic elements. If anything, The Alchemist sounds & feels rather dreamlike, and even the lyrics seem to be different to what Black Metal normally is. Here’s the first big chorus of the song:

Walking through the sand, through the sand
Blessed by the winds and the sky
Guiding my sheep through the mirage
Feeling the sun burning my skin

My golden horizon shines
Calming all my thoughts and fears
Daydreaming and blessed by God
I know I just have to hold on one day more


The Alchemist

Then we have the Abstract Void side, and it’s hard to not get a kick out of Forever. Like I said above, Abstract Void has heavy 1980s flavorings with his music, and it’s readily apparent as you listen to this. I imagine having this play over the speakers of my car as I’m driving through 1980s Miami, but I got infernal beings chasing me at the same time. It is a little easier to hear the two styles, as the instrumentation & the electronica come across as slightly more separated when you compared it to Lumnos’s portion of the EP.

Forever

Worst Track
A Glitching Reality’s only real crime is it’s surprisingly short playtime. Composed of just 4 songs and clocking in at 24 minutes & 1 second, it goes by incredibly fast, which is weird because it doesn’t feel like it’s fast. Unter Bronzenen Kronen from Waldgefluster suffers from a similar issue (Read Here), but like that release nothing is ultimately impacted because of this.

However, if I wanted to be honest, perhaps another dent in this otherwise’s great armor would be it’s lack of physical availability. To play devil’s advocate I can understand why it’s not on a CD, because sometimes it’s a smart idea to save money, but at the same time it would be nice to see it in a jewel case, and have it among my collection of albums.

Other
If you’re curious about listening to this, then click on the link below:

A Glitching Reality

Overall Impression & Rating
A Glitching Reality is just a funky little number. Definitely on the short side for sure, but that is compensated by being some really interesting sounds & vibes. Again, I was really surprised when two musical styles you’d think wouldn’t work together, come together to make something rather unique.

A Glitching Reality gets an 8 to 8.5 out of 10.

And that was my review for the first split EP I’ve ever covered, A Glitching Reality. An interesting take on Black Metal, it definitely satisfies the taste of those who like the style performed different. I’ll show off the last no. 1 album of 2023 later this week, and after that we have the holiday season incoming. Until then, take care.

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Food For Thought/Thought For Food No. 33b: They Suck (The Democrats)

I find this brain spasm to be.....a little more difficult to write up.

For anyone that’s known me for even just a year or two, you’ll know that I’m pretty on the left side of the fence. For nearly 25 years , I have been a dire hard leftist, liberal, and Democrat. Hell, when I first felt this way back in 2001 (My bones just creaked), I didn’t know why I connected with that ideology so much, but connected I did. Now, in the beginning of November 2024, with election day just on the horizon, at this point the Democrats are the ONLY right choice for the country going forward into 2025 & beyond.

But make no mistake: The Democratic Party are not saints by any means. Not since the day of Reagan & Bush Sr. did we have a truly leftist party, but the moment that the Clintons entered the picture everything changed. Bill & Hillary, on the surface at least, seemed like actual Democrats, and were a perfect counter balance to the over decade of Republican rule. However, underneath the surface things were far different. Bill & Hillary weren’t actual Democrats, but instead were Centrists, and for those who may not know, a Centrist is basically someone who right’s smack in the middle. On the outside that might not sound, since they don’t lean one way or another, but if you’re going to be the face of a political party, you should belong to that party. That obviously was not the case for slick willy, and you can see the aftermath of both of his terms to this day.

Here in 2024, the Democrats are not the party of the left. As Bill Maher said back in 2015 during a tour in Europe (Click Here), we have a center-right party in the case of the Democrats. They’re certainly not as right as what the Republicans are nowadays, but they definitely lean in the right direction more often than the left, while at the same time trying their damn hardest to somehow try & remain in the middle. If you don’t believe me, look at how many more illegal immigrants Obama deported & Biden deported during their runs. Obama deported so many, that he eventually earned the nickname “Deporter In Chief”. Thankfully, since Kamala Harris took the nomination a few months back, the party seemed to scoot back towards the left, but perhaps just a little. Regardless, they are not the Democrats of over 4 decades ago. More often than not, their actions & decisions do not benefit the average joe that they so often claim to champion. On the state level, however, Democratic governors have been fairing far better than on the national scale. Tim Walz is a giant example of this, and to just list a tiny few of the things he’s done (***):

- Signed a $2.3 billion education budget into law
- Established ironclad reproductive freedom, protections for Trans individuals, and gender-affirming care as fundamental rights in Minnesota
- Banned the use of hand-held cell phones while driving and raised the age to purchase tobacco to 21

So at the very least, Democrats on the stateside of politics in this country are doing wonderful, but on the national level things could be definitely improved. That just leaves us with the average joe member of the Democratic Party. People like you & me.....and this is where I fell I will be losing some of my left leaning friends.

Half the time, I find my self identifying with the left on many occasions. I believe in representation of races/gender/sexual orientations, workers actually being paid properly for their effort, decent health care that’s not run for profit, big businesses & other massively wealthy people actually paying their due & not constantly getting tax cuts from their republican pets they own, housing that won’t need an arm & a leg to pay for, etc. Those are all things I hold close to my heart, and when properly implemented can do some real good. Where I find myself butting heads with my own side.....is everything else. I’ll just talk about 3 of them, since I don’t want to pop a blood vessel.

For starters, the treating of social issues as if they were trends hurts the very issues to promote. Now, if an issue is popular, of course you’re gonna jump onto it & see if something can be done! It’s how we became an independent country, and it’s how we solved many issues in America over the centuries since then. The problem nowadays is that if a genuinely important issue does come up, and people try to push it to see if it can do something, and if no-one takes any real interest, it’s just tossed to the side for the next popular thing. Wall Street United is a huge example of this: a group that wanted those on Wall Street to pay their fair share, only to immediately give up when nobody took their goals serious. Another example is the whole Blitzchung incident involving Blizzard Entertainment & the Hong Kong riots of 2019. When news broke out about what happened, not to mentioned the despicable acts that Blizzard did in service to the Chinese government, we were all rightfully mad.....for about 2 solid weeks until Blizzcon of that year....and everything just dropped off after. Now, things did get reversed in Blitzchung’s favor, but any pressure that Blizzard fans were giving the company just died off. All because the issue wasn’t trending enough, and it was tossed to the side for something shiny down the road.

Secondly, the that many leftist feel more than think is absurd. Look, it life there’s moments where you just gotta feel things out. Friendships, relationships, you name it. There are times where you just have to feel, and see where it goes. However, if all you do is just feel things instead of adding some kind of logic, you will fail in whatever you’re trying to do. Going back to the Wall Street United thing I mentioned above: giving everybody a voice but making your organization leaderless, and wanting everything instead of just a few things, will ruin any chance you have of making a difference. Now, everyone in your group having a voice can be a wonderful thing. A beautiful thing even! If you don’t have even a single person at the helm steering the ship, you crash onto the rocks with little to no chance of rescue. As for wanting everything? It all goes back to a lack of focus, and not having even a hint of control over it all. Feeling isn’t bad, but unless you don’t sharpen it to a finer edge, it will not work the way you want it.

Finally, the whole “Okay Boomer” crap from a few years back that somehow still persists now is dumb. Hell, even when this started getting popular a few years back, I never understood why the Baby Boomer generation was getting a torrent of shit pumped their way. I’m not saying that the entire generation are saints, as there are a few bad apples that have certainly tainted their generation’s image, not to mention those same bad apples have definitely pooped the bed for everybody in the United States. However, you mean to tell me that the entire Boomer generation is the anti-christ? You mean to tell me that all of them have ruined people? You mean to tell me that not a single one of them have wisdom you can learn from, and you can dismiss them because you’re so “Woke”. Dismissing the entire Baby Boomer generation is no better than when the “Conservatives” dismiss the entire LGBTQ & Trans communities, or when the entire Furry community is picked on because of the assholes that unfortunately get in front of a camera & ruin things for everybody. It’s short-sighted, and incredibly ignorant.

And yet.....the Democrats are the lesser evil this election cycle, and leftists (Especially young leftists) are the more favorable side to follow right now. Yes, the party is corrupt, but they aren’t as corrupt as the GOP, and at least they maintain the illusion of giving a damn. Yes, most Democratic politicians on the national levels are fools, but at least a small few still care, and on the state level many of them have done good & possibly will continue to do so. Finally, at times the average jane/joe leftist can be difficult to work with on occasion, but you can work with them. Lesser Evil voting may be how we got to this point in 2024, but it’s all we got to save what few shreds of Democracy we have left.

My final words are as follows: there’s almost no left party in the United States anymore. Not since before the 90s have we had a left party, and in the decades since the 90s, it’s only gotten worse & worse, and more & more to the right. As for the average joe lefty. Well, I’ve said my piece on that already....but we gotta stick with them. The Democratic Party, and by extension the left, are the only ones that might be able to fix things.

And that was my giant rant on the Democrats & the left. Kinda like yesterday, I’m gonna lose friends & family over this.....and a part of me oddly doesn’t care. See you all after the election, and depending on who wins, I have something to say regardless, and then my honorable mention & final no. 1 album of 2023 reviews. See you soon.



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A complete list of Tim Walz’s accomplishments:

https://mn.gov/governor/accomplishments/accomplishments.jsp

Also, something from Foamy The Squirrel that really hammers home the whole “Okay Boomer/Woke” thing:

OK Boomennials : Foamy The Squirrel

Friday, November 1, 2024

Food For Thought/Thought For Food No. 33a: They Suck (The Republicans)

In all the times I’ve been doing the Food For Thought/Though For Food series, I admit that it was a way for me to vent about things in politics to all of you. Barring a highly select few, this series was a way for me to just spurge about whatever political thing angered me. 2024 has had a horde of things to complain about, but given that the election is just a few short days away, there’s no surprise as to what I’m having a brain aneurysm about today. Strap in.

For anyone who has known me on this blog for even a year or two, you know I’m not found of the Republican Party & the Right. Hell, if any of my real-life friends know me as well as they do, they know I don’t like the Republican Party and the Right. This has been a core fact about me for nearly 25 years, and it’s not going to change anytime soon. Since 2016? It has evolved into full-blown seething hatred. It’s obvious to even the dumbest “Conservative” or Average Joe as to why, but the answer is obvious......and that answer is Trump.

To be honest, what is there to even say about the mostly failure of a business man playing poiltican, or the cult in both MAGA & the now seemingly fully tainted Republican Party. Well, for starters, there’s this list I found about a month or two ago. These aren’t some lies that the so called “Radical Left” cooked up in an effort to stain the Emperor God King Trump’s “Good” name. These are facts. Also, it’s kinda long.

1) when he incited an insurrection against the government
2) mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans
3) separated children from their families
4) lost those children in the bureaucracy
5) tear-gassed peaceful protesters on Lafayette Square so he could hold a photo op holding a Bible in front of a church
6) tried to block all Muslims from entering the country
7) got impeached, got impeached again,
8) had the worst jobs record of any president in modern history
9) pressured Ukraine to dig dirt on Joe Biden
10) fired the FBI director for investigating his ties to Russia
11) bragged about firing the FBI director on TV
12) took Vladimir Putin’s word over the US intelligence community
13) diverted military funding to build his wall
14) caused the longest government shutdown in US history
15) called Black Lives Matter a “symbol of hate”
16) lied nearly 30,000 times
17) banned transgender people from serving in the military (This was later reversed if I recall correctly)
18) ejected reporters from the White House briefing room who asked tough questions
19) vetoed the defense funding bill because it renamed military bases named for Confederate soldiers
20) refused to release his tax returns
21) increased the national debt by nearly $8 trillion
22) had three of the highest annual trade deficits in U.S. history
23) called veterans and soldiers who died in combat losers and suckers,
24) coddled the leader of Saudi Arabia after he ordered the execution and dismembering of a US-based journalist
25) refused to concede the 2020 election
26) hired his unqualified daughter and son-in-law to work in the White House
27) walked out of an interview with Lesley Stahl
28) called neo-Nazis “very fine people”
29) suggested that people should inject bleach into their bodies to fight COVID
30) abandoned our allies the Kurds to Turkey
31) pushed through massive tax cuts for the wealthiest but balked at helping working Americans 32) incited anti-lockdown protestors in several states at the height of the pandemic
33) withdrew the US from the Paris climate accords
34) withdrew the US from the Iranian nuclear deal
35) withdrew the US from the Trans Pacific Partnership which was designed to block China’s advances
36) insulted his own Cabinet members on Twitter
37) pushed the leader of Montenegro out of the way during a photo op
38) failed to reiterate US commitment to defending NATO allies
39) called Haiti and African nations “shithole” countries
40) called the city of Baltimore the “worst in the nation”
41) claimed that he single handedly brought back the phrase “Merry Christmas” even though it hadn’t gone anywhere
42) forced his Cabinet members to praise him publicly like some cult leader
43) believed he should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
44) berated and belittled his hand-picked Attorney General when he recused himself from the Russia probe,
45) suggested the US should buy Greenland,
46) colluded with Mitch McConnell to push through federal judges and two Supreme Court justices after supporting efforts to prevent his predecessor from appointing judges
47) repeatedly called the media “enemies of the people”
48) claimed that if we tested fewer people for COVID we’d have fewer cases
49) violated the emoluments clause
50) thought that Nambia was a country
51) told Bob Woodward in private that the coronavirus was a big deal but then downplayed it in public
52) called his exceedingly faithful vice president a “p---y” for following the Constitution
53) nearly got us into a war with Iran after threatening them by tweet
54) nominated a corrupt head of the EPA
55) nominated a corrupt head of HHS
56) nominated a corrupt head of the Interior Department
57) nominated a corrupt head of the USDA
58) praised dictators and authoritarians around the world while criticizing allies
59) refused to allow the presidential transition to begin
60) insulted war hero John McCain – even after his death
61) spent an obscene amount of time playing golf after criticizing Barack Obama for playing (far less) golf while president
62) falsely claimed that he won the 2016 popular vote
63) called the Muslim mayor of London a “stone cold loser”
64) falsely claimed that he turned down being Time’s Man of the Year
65) considered firing special counsel Robert Mueller on several occasions
66) mocked wearing face masks to guard against transmitting COVID
67) locked Congress out of its constitutional duty to confirm Cabinet officials by hiring acting ones
68) used a racist dog whistle by calling COVID the “China virus”
69) hired and associated with numerous shady figures that were eventually convicted of federal offenses including his campaign manager and national security adviser
70) pardoned several of his shady associates
71) gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to two congressman who amplified his batshit crazy conspiracy theories
72) got into telephone fight with the leader of Australia(!)
73) had a Secretary of State who called him a moron
74) forced his press secretary to claim without merit that his was the largest inauguration crowd in history
75) botched the COVID vaccine rollout
76) tweeted so much dangerous propaganda that Twitter eventually banned him
77) charged the Secret Service jacked-up rates at his properties
78) constantly interrupted Joe Biden in their first presidential debate
79) claimed that COVID would “magically” disappear
80) called a U.S. Senator “Pocahontas”
81) used his Twitter account to blast Nordstrom when it stopped selling Ivanka’s merchandise
82) opened up millions of pristine federal lands to development and drilling
83) got into a losing tariff war with China that forced US taxpayers to bail out farmers
84) claimed that his losing tariff war was a win for the US
85) ignored or didn’t even take part in daily intelligence briefings
86) blew off honoring American war dead in France because it was raining
87) redesigned Air Force One to look like the Trump Shuttle
88) got played by Kim Jung Un and his “love letters”
89) threatened to go after social media companies in clear violation of the Constitution
90) botched the response to Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico
91) threw paper towels at Puerto Ricans when he finally visited them
92) pressured the governor and secretary of state of Georgia to “find” him votes
93) thought that the Virgin islands had a President
94 drew on a map with a Sharpie to justify his inaccurate tweet that Alabama was threatened by a hurricane
95) allowed White House staff to use personal email accounts for official businesses after blasting Hillary Clinton for doing the same thing
96) rolled back regulations that protected the public from mercury and asbestos
97) pushed regulators to waste time studying snake-oil remedies for COVID
98) rolled back regulations that stopped coal companies from dumping waste into rivers
99) held blatant campaign rallies at the White House
100) tried to take away millions of Americans’ health insurance because the law was named for a Black man
101) refused to attend his successors’ inauguration
102 nominated the worst Education Secretary in history
103) threatened judges who didn’t do what he wanted
104) attacked Dr. Anthony Fauci
105) promised that Mexico would pay for the wall (it didn’t)
106) allowed political hacks to overrule government scientists on major reports on climate change and other issues
107) struggled navigating a ramp after claiming his opponent was feeble
108) called an African-American Congresswoman “low IQ”
109) threatened to withhold federal aid from states and cities with Democratic leaders
110) went ahead with rallies filled with maskless supporters in the middle of a pandemic
111) claimed that legitimate investigations of his wrongdoing were “witch hunts”
112) seemed to demonstrate a belief that there were airports during the American Revolution
113) demanded “total loyalty” from the FBI director
114) praised a conspiracy theory that Democrats are Satanic pedophiles
115) completely gutted the Voice of America
116) placed a political hack in charge of the Postal Service
117) claimed without evidence that the Obama administration bugged Trump Tower
118) suggested that the US should allow more people from places like Norway into the country 119) suggested that COVID wasn’t that bad because he recovered with the help of top government doctors and treatments not available to the public
120) overturned energy conservation standards that even industry supported
121) reduced the number of refugees the US accepts
122) insulted various members of Congress and the media with infantile nicknames
123) gave Rush Limbaugh a Presidential medal of Freedom at the State of the Union address
124) named as head of federal personnel a 29-year old who’d previously been fired from the White House for allegations of financial improprieties
125) eliminated the White House office of pandemic response
126) used soldiers as campaign props
127) fired any advisor who made the mistake of disagreeing with him
128) demanded the Pentagon throw him a Soviet-style military parade
129) hired a shit ton of white nationalists
130) politicized the civil service
131) did absolutely nothing after Russia hacked the U.S. government
132) falsely said the Boy Scouts called him to say his bizarre Jamboree speech was the best speech ever given to the Scouts
133) claimed that Black people would overrun the suburbs if Biden won
134) insulted reporters of color
135) insulted women reporters
136) insulted women reporters of color, suggested he was fine with China’s oppression of the Uighurs
137) attacked the Supreme Court when it ruled against him
138) summoned Pennsylvania state legislative leaders to the White House to pressure them to overturn the election
139) spent countless hours every day watching Fox News
140) refused to allow his administration to comply with Congressional subpoenas
141) hired Rudy Giuliani as his lawyer
142) tried to punish Amazon because the Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post wrote negative stories about him
143) acted as if the Attorney General of the United States was his personal attorney
144) attempted to get the federal government to defend him in a libel lawsuit from a women who accused him of sexual assault
145) held private meetings with Vladimir Putin without staff present
146) didn’t disclose his private meetings with Vladimir Putin so that the US had to find out via Russian media
147) stopped holding press briefings for months at a time
148) “ordered” US companies to leave China even though he has no such power
149) led a political party that couldn’t even be bothered to draft a policy platform
150) claimed preposterously that Article II of the Constitution gave him absolute powers
151) tried to pressure the U.K. to hold the British Open at his golf course
152) suggested that the government nuke hurricanes
153) suggested that wind turbines cause cancer
154) said that he had a special aptitude for science
155) fired the head of election cyber security after he said that the 2020 election was secure
156) blurted out classified information to Russian officials
157) tried to force the G7 to hold their meeting at his failing golf resort in Florida
158) fired the acting attorney general when she refused to go along with his unconstitutional Muslim travel ban
159) hired Stephen Miller
160) openly discussed national security issues in the dining room at Mar-a-Lago where everyone could hear them
161) interfered with plans to relocate the FBI because a new development there might compete with his hotel
162) abandoned Iraqi refugees who’d helped the U.S. during the war
163) tried to get Russia back into the G7
164) held a COVID super spreader event in the Rose Garden
165) seemed to believe that Frederick Douglass is still alive
166) lost 60 election fraud cases in court including before judges he had nominated
167) falsely claimed that factories were reopening when they weren’t
168) shamelessly exploited terror attacks in Europe to justify his anti-immigrant policies
169) still hasn’t come up with a healthcare plan
170) still hasn’t come up with an infrastructure plan despite repeated “Infrastructure Weeks”
171) forced Secret Service agents to drive him around Walter Reed while contagious with COVID
172) told the Proud Boys to “stand back and stand by”
173) fucked up the Census
174) withdrew the U.S. from the World Health Organization in the middle of a pandemic
175) did so few of his duties that his press staff were forced to state on his daily schedule “President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings”
176) allowed his staff to repeatedly violate the Hatch Act
177) seemed not to know that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican
178) stood before sacred CIA wall of heroes and bragged about his election win
179) constantly claimed he was treated worse than any president which presumably includes four that were assassinated and his predecessor whose legitimacy and birthplace were challenged by a racist reality TV show star named Donald Trump
180) claimed Andrew Jackson could’ve stopped the Civil War even though he died 16 years before it happened
181) said that any opinion poll showing him behind was fake
182) claimed that other countries laughed at us before he became president when several world leaders were literally laughing at him
183) claimed that the military was out of ammunition before he became President
184) created a commission to whitewash American history
185) re-tweeted anti-Islam videos from one of the most racist people in Britain
186) claimed ludicrously that the Pulse nightclub shooting wouldn’t have happened if someone there had a gun even though there was an armed security guard there
187) hired a senior staffer who cited the non-existent Bowling Green Massacre as a reason to ban Muslims
188) had a press secretary who claimed that Nazi Germany never used chemical weapons even though every sane human being knows they used gas to kill millions of Jews and others
189) bilked the Secret Service for higher than market rates when they had to stay at Trump properties
190) apparently sold pardons on his way out of the White House
191) stripped protective status from 59,000 Haitians
192) falsely claimed Biden wanted to defund the police
193) said that the head of the CDC didn’t know what he was talking about
194) tried to rescind protection from DREAMers
195) gave himself an A+ for his handling of the pandemic
196) tried to start a boycott of Goodyear tires due to an Internet hoax
197) said U.S. rates of COVID would be lower if you didn’t count blue states
198) deported U.S. veterans who served their country but were undocumented
199) claimed he did more for African Americans than any president since Lincoln
200) touted a “super-duper” secret “hydrosonic” missile which may or may not be a new “hypersonic” missile or may not exist at all
201) re-tweeted a gif calling Biden a pedophile
202) forced through security clearances for his family
203) suggested that police officers should rough up suspects
204) suggested that Biden was on performance-enhancing drugs
205) tried to stop transgender students from being able to use school bathrooms in line with their gender
206) suggested the US not accept COVID patients from  a cruise ship because it would make US numbers look higher
207) nominated a climate change sceptic to chair the committee advising the White House on environmental policy
208) re-tweeted a video doctored to look like Biden had played a song called “Fuck tha Police” at a campaign event
209) hugged a disturbingly large number of U.S. flags
210) accused Democrats of “treason” for not applauding his State of the Union address
211) claimed that the FBI failed to capture the Parkland school shooter because they were “spending too much time” on Russia
212) mocked the testimony of Dr Christine Blasey Ford when she accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault
213) obsessed over low-flow toilets
214) ordered the re-release of more COVID vaccines when there weren’t any to release
215) called for the construction of a bizarre garden of heroes with statutes of famous dead Americans as well as at least one Canadian (Alex Trebek)
216) hijacked Washington’s July 4th celebrations to give a partisan speech
217) took advice from the MyPillow guy
218) claimed that migrants seeking a better life in the US were dangerous caravans of drug dealers and rapists
219) said nothing when Vladimir Putin poisoned a leading opposition figure
220) never seemed to heed the advice of his wife’s “Be Best” campaign
221) falsely claimed that mail-in voting is fraudulent
222) announced a precipitous withdrawal of troops from Syria which not only handed Russia and ISIS a win but also prompted his defense secretary to resign in protest
223) insulted the leader of Canada
224) insulted the leader of France
225) insulted the leader of Britain
226) insulted the leader of Germany
227) insulted the leader of Sweden (Sweden!!)
228) falsely claimed credit for getting NATO members to increase their share of dues
229) blew off two Asia summits even though they were held virtually
230) continued lying about spending lots of time at Ground Zero with 9/11 responders
231) said that the Japanese would sit back and watch their “Sony televisions” if the US were ever attacked
232) left a NATO summit early in a huff
233) stared directly into an eclipse even though everyone over the age of 5 knows not to do that 234) called himself a very stable genius despite significant evidence to the contrary
235) refused to commit to a peaceful transfer of power and kept his promise
236) and a whole bunch of other things I can’t remember at the moment
237) Did I mention he attempted a coup?

Oh, and let me add three more. Just for good measure.

238) Promoted the idea that the LEGAL Hatian immigrants in Ohio are eating the cats & dogs. This story came about because of a Far Right neo-nazi group called Blood Tribe.
239) Trump sent COVID testing machines to Russia.....in 2020.
240) Trump has praised dictators/fascists during his presidential run & after. Said of the president of China: “He rules with an iron fist”.

Again, this massive list isn’t made up by some “Commie Fag Liberal” that’s not man enough in the eyes of MAGA, nor was this list cooked up by a “Socialist SJW College Student”. This is a list of things that took place during the presidency of Donald J. Trump. These are the things that have not just taken place during his presidency, but the after effects as well. These are stone...cold...facts. We will be dealing with the consequences of what he, his family, and his cronies have done to the United States of America for decades. Say what you will about the likes of Reagan, Bush Sr, and Bush Jr, but we’ve all managed to recover from at least one thing that they did fairly quickly. Not only that, but they all left willingly & conceited defeat after their runs in office were done. With Trump? Even with the things that Biden managed to pull us out of the brink from, the scars are so hideous that they won’t go away for a long time. And as for conceiting defeat after he lost in 2020? Nothing really needs to be said.

At this point, the GOP is almost not recognizable as a political party anymore. As I am typing this (And most certainly beyond), the Republican Party is a corporation backed cult. A corpo backed cult that’s seemingly devoted to a cult leader that likes nobody but himself. Make no mistake: the party has been falling down & down since the days of Reagan, and perhaps some time before, but ever since Trump stuck his orange claws into the Far-Right & Politics, to say that the Republicans are a political party would be a great joke. They are a bloated corpse, piloted Weekend At Bernie’s style by the corporations, Far-Right groups, actual fake news organizations, and the Religious Right. They have long since abandoned their base, and swim in pools of money so extravagant, it puts Scrooge McDuck’s greed to shame.

And as for the rank & file base? Is there even anything to say at this point that’s new!? I have never seen such blind loyalty towards a president in my current lifetime. Even the last Republican president, George W. Bush, didn’t have such sycophant followers by the end of his 2nd run. I have never seen anybody believe a single word so unquestioningly as the followers of the cult of MAGA. I have never seen such zealous lunatics follow the whims of a man who would leave them at the drop of a hat if they even remotely stopped coddling his balls for just a second. The fact that you can even tell by the look of their dear emperor god king’s face that he despises them so much, just goes to show that we’ve really hit rock bottom in this country. Lord only knows how they’ll act if dear leader potentially loses in a few days.

And if I can be personally honest here, let me just say that there is absolutely no hope for the hollowed out husk of the GOP. In the subsequent decades since the 80s (Including the 80s for the most part), every action they’ve taken has been in service not to the American people, but to the corporations. To the griftervangelists & their suckered fanatics. To their own brainwashed followers, and since the era of Trump (Hopefully there’s only 1 era), further catering to various governments around the world that are, to put it simply.....not so keen on democracy (Translation: we support 73% of the world’s dictatorships. Once again, not some made-up hippie fact). The 10% of Conservative politicians that are actually about people over party, and are actually about country over politics, are practically pariahs at this point. It does shame me to say this, but if any of them see this, then I say you should leave. At this point the party you first joined is no longer what it used to be, so save your souls and get out as soon as possible. You’re not welcome in the GOP anymore.

Oh, and here’s another soul-crushing statistic. In 2022, the support for Gay Rights among Republicans was 56%, which was the highest I’ve ever seen! In 2024.....it’s 40%. You’re not hallucinating: the current amount of support for Gay Rights among Republicans/Conservatives is 40 bloody percent. Why? Because of fearmongering fucks like Tim Pool, Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, and a horde of other goofy grifters who spew blatant bullshit, and it’s all gobbled up by the nimrods that follows their every world, and clap their hands like seals whenever they feel tingly. Don’t even get me started on the equally blatant bullshit when they speak about things related to Transgenderism & Transgender Rights, as I don’t even know the percentages in 2022 & 2024 respectively.

However, I’m going to say something here that will be quite surprising to anyone who’s still reading this at this point. Something that, more than anything else I’ve said before this point, I will lose friends (And maybe family): to all MAGA supporters within the United States & beyond......I forgive you. Yes, I forgive you. Make no mistake: I won’t forget all of the racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, ignorance, arrogance, and I will still make jokes from time to time.....but I forgive you. Why? Because you got caught up in the cult of personality. Just like with Bill Clinton. Just like with Hillary Clinton. Just like with Barack Obama. Just like with Joe Biden. Just like with John Fetterman, and maybe even with Kamala Harris & Tim Walz (Voting for them, btw). You got hypnotized, and many other ways of mind control. I forgive you for getting suckered......but I don’t forgive you for continuing to drink the Kool-Aid.

My final words are as such: to every woman in this country, I’m sorry that the system failed you. To every trans person in this country, I’m sorry that the system failed you. To every person of color in this country, whether you were born here of immigrated here, I’m sorry that the system failed you. To every actual Republican, actual Conservative, actual Right Winger, and actual truly religious person in this country that uses their faith for real holy work, I’m sorry that nobody listened to you.

And that was my giant rant on the Republicans & the right. Like I said in this, I’m prepared to lose friends & family over this. See you all tomorrow, when I’ll have another one of these on the Democrats & the left. Until then, take care.



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