Album Review: King Diamond's Abigail

The end of April is here fellow Otaku & Metalheads.

This month has actually been kinda fun. We had some anime goodness with Seton Academy, had our first bit of spookiness with King Diamond’s first solo album, and over a week ago examined the surprisingly good but still flawed God’s Not Dead 3. Today we return to King’s world, and what a return it is! Better storytelling & atmosphere, better instrumentation, and better vocal work comes to the forefront, and the end result is an 80s classic. Almost 40 years later, does this freaky classic stand the test of time, and still keeps it’s rightful place in the king’s discography? Light your lantern, watch the shadows, and enjoy my review of Abigail.....BOO!!!

Background
With Fatal Portrait achieving some success for the band, King Diamond & the boys went on tour to support it’s release, and by December of 1986 went back into Sound Track Studio in Copenhagen to record what would become their second album, and on the 29th of May in 1987, Abigail was released through Roadrunner Records (Like their first album). Sadly, it would be the last record that Michael Denner would perform on, as not long after Abigail’s release he would leave due to the strain of touring.

Reception wise, Abigail would go on to achieve a surprising amount of success. Supported by it’s sole single & the first music video of the band’s career (Click Here), it charted at number 39 in Sweden, number 68 in the Netherlands, and at number 123 on the Billboard 200 here in the United States. Eduardo Rivadavia of Allmusic wrote that Abigail is "widely recognized as King Diamond's solo masterpiece" and "is also unquestionably one of heavy metal's greatest concept albums", while Canadian journalist Martin Popoff remarked the "metallic excellence" of the album, but was negatively taken aback by the "creepy package" and the lyrics. Even guitarist Andy LaRocque spoke highly of the record, saying that it’s his favorite album because of the "good atmosphere we had as a band at that time is captured in the album".

Basic Description
Horror Metal Mastery.

Let’s get this out of the way: Fatal Portrait wasn’t bad. Like I said in my review on that album, it’s not bad by any means, as the instrumentation & vocal work is wonderful, but it’s held back a little on account of it’s lack of storytelling focus. With Abigail, the story that King is conveying is in each and every track. What story might you ask. Well, here’s just an except from Wikipedia. Don’t want to spoil the whole thing!:

“Abigail tells the story of a young couple, Miriam Natias and Jonathan La'Fey, who move into an old mansion that La'Fey inherited. It takes place in the summer of 1845. Upon their arrival they are warned by seven horsemen not to move into the house because if they do, "18 will become 9." They do not heed the warning and proceed to move into the mansion. During their first night, Jonathan meets with Count de La'Fey, the Family Ghost, who is a deceased relative. The ghost shows him a casket in which a corpse of a stillborn child, Abigail, rests. The ghost informs him that Miriam is carrying the spirit of Abigail and that the child will soon be reborn. He insists that Jonathan must kill Miriam at once to prevent the rebirth.”

Even if you don’t factor in the story, Abigail is also a big improvement when it comes to the instrumentation & vocals. Everybody in the band already proved themselves quite a bit on instrumentation, but on this releases things tightened up a little, and are a little more on page with one another. King already showed the world how well he could sing on Fatal Portrait and his time in Mercyful Fate, but here he shows off a little more range. On top of that, the recording & production got a bit of a touch-up, to the point where it still sounds fresh nearly 40 years after it’s release.

Best Track
When I first took a look at Abigail back in October of 2019 in part 1 of my overview on King, I said in that the best track of the album was a tie between the haunting Omens & the titular title track. Both are still great tunes, but my opinion has shifted since then, and now I say that A Mansion In Darkness is the best song of Abigail. Jonathan & his wife Miriam have arrived at the mansion, and right away it’s obvious that something is wrong with the place, but the couple dismiss it as pure nonsense. Outside of the story, what really sells this track is the overall quality. The guitar & bass is fast and thunderous but steady, the drumwork hits like thunder outside of a haunted house, and King’s voice is as spooky as ever at this point in his career. Coupled with just a hint of cheese, A Mansion In Darkness is just a fun song that’ll make the hairs on your arm stand up in addition to some headbanging on the side.

A Mansion In Darkness

Aside from the tune mentioned above, what really separates Abigail from Fatal Portrait is the complete focus on storytelling. Like I said in my review on the previously mentioned release, only half of the album was dedicated to the story that King wanted to tell, while the rest was just generic horror (Even though it wasn’t necessarily bad). On this album, King has his attention fully focused on the story he wants to tell, and as such comes across as far more solid than what he did before. King would only do something like Fatal Portrait one more time in his career, but I’ve already covered that once before (Click Here, and look for “The Spider’s Lullaby”).

Worst Track
To say there’s a bad track on this album is absolute blasphemy! From the opener to the closer, you are treated to not just one of the best horror metal albums of all time, but one of the best EIGHTIES albums period. You might be able to make the argument that the ending is a bit on the soul-crushing side, as it does tease things might end for the better, but this is King Diamond we’re talking about. The man isn’t known for happy endings, and on the two occasions it has happened, there’s still a dark twist to it.

Other
If you’re curious about listening to this album, click on the link below:

Abigail

Overall Impression & Rating
Abigail is a fun & spooky tale, and one in which fans all paid attention to it’s characters and the story that was woven. On top of the story, it’s atmosphere strikes a seemingly perfect balance between scary and cheesy. Outside of that, the instrumentation was improved a little bit, and King’s vocals got a little more sinister & raspy when compared to Fatal Portrait. Even if it ends on a soul-crushing note, Abigail is an evolution of what came before it, and a marker for just about all of the band’s future releases.

Abigail gets a 10 out of 10.

And that was my review of Abigail. Spooky and fun, it also manages to be an improvement in musical talent. It’s almost 40 years old, and somehow still feels just as strong here in 2025 as it did back in 1987. If you’re in the mood for some horror fun, then Abigail is for you! So, tomorrow is the start of May, and we’ve come to the first set of musical honorable mentions. Before that however, we’re revisiting the world of Doom, so join me tomorrow for a look at one of the most underrated releases in the franchise. See you tomorrow!

Movie Review: God's Not Dead 3 (A Light In Darkness)

So.....this will be an interesting Easter fellow Otaku & Metalheads.

For years now, I’ve covered religious or religious-adjacent pieces of media on this day, and for 2025 I’ve chosen something unique. A film from a series that’s known to be hateful, arrogant, ignorant, and deceptive, it stands out from among the rest by being surprisingly different in a lot of way. Granted, it’s still flawed in some aspects, but this movie is a giant improvement when compared to the ones before it, and the ones after it if you want to be technical. It took chances in many places, and actually succeeds in them as well. So, grab some candy from your Easter basket, read some of your Psalms (If you believe), and take a look at my review for God’s Not Dead: A Light In Darkness. Can I get an amen!?

Story
Taken from the DVD Case:

“After a deadly fire rips through St. James Church, Hadleigh University leaders use the tragedy to push the congregation off campus, forcing the church to defend it’s rights and bringing together estranged brothers for a reunion that opens old wounds and forces them to address the issues that pulled them apart.”

Let’s get this out of the way: the God’s Not Dead franchise has a persecution complex throughout each & every film, and A Light In Darkness is no exception to this. However, what makes it more bearable in this movie is that it’s nowhere near as frequent as what you’d see in the prior two GND features. It’s more well-timed & properly used when compared to the previous two films, and strangely is more convincing that what was before it. It’s still a Christian persecution complex, and as such is about as subtle as a broken foot, but it’s much more believable and tolerable in A Light In Darkness than any other God’s Not Dead movie!

Good Aspects
One other positive aspect to A Light In Darkness’s is the reduced cast of characters. In the first two features, you have a massive host of characters, not to mention an equally massive amount of storylines. In this film, the cast is heavily reduced, and in turn makes the storytelling much more focused. There are still things that start up & never go anywhere, but it’s definitely not as frequent as how bad it could be in GND 1 & 2.

This in turn brings us to the characters, and holy crap are they an improvement in this film! Granted, the acting still isn’t the best, but there’s so much more effort put into the performances that it makes them much more believable. David A.R. White, who plays Reverend Dave in this and the prior GND movies, is now the lead in A Light In Darkness’s story, and he was the only likable character from the prior 2. He goes through quite a lot during GND 3's run time, and by the end is almost a different man. His brother, played by John Corbett, is a lawyer in Chicago who has nothing to do with God in any way, and unlike Dean Cane’s similar role in the first GND, John’s character is instantly likable. White & Corbett work surprisingly well together, and their characters together are incredibly believable as brothers. Some others lack a little when it comes to personality, but overall it surprises me at how much more believable everybody is when you compare them to what came before.....and what unfortunately came after.

Finally, and this is perhaps the best thing about A Light In Darkness, is that the subject matter in this movie is...truly...Christian! Apart from the persecution complex, the things that the film brings us is quite shocking when you see how vapid all of the others are in terms of topics it speaks about. In this feature, we have actual conversations between Atheism & those with faith, redemption, remorse, forgiveness, reasons why people would want to leave the church (Young people especially), and more. If any of you have even seen a few scenes from the prior God’s Not Dead films and the ones after, then you know that they’re the farthest thing from Christian, so to see a Pureflix film approach any of these subjects is something that will make you do a double take.

Okay Aspects
Though improved in may ways over the first two, A Light In Darkness’s acting still is not the best. Improved from the first & second movie most definitely, but it is still wooden & weak in places. The story, like I said earlier, is greatly improved than what we got in the first two films, but some storylines either don’t properly finish, or seem silly. Finally, there’s the special effects: though there’s just a bit in one part towards the beginning, you can easily tell it’s cheap CGI. Outside of that, these are the only things that can be considered okay. As for what’s bad......

Bad Aspects
For starters, the persecution complex from the first two God’s Not Dead movies is back! Again, it’s not as bad here as it was in the first two films, but it’s still very obvious and apparent when it pops up. It doesn’t help the fact that in the first time we seen the news, it just so happens to be called The Lion’s Den, and one of the hosts just so happens to be a spokesman for the NRA (Don’t know if they still are). The Newsboys also make a comeback, and while I don’t think they’re the most obnoxious Christian band out there, I do find them to be somewhat annoying, on account of them trying too hard in the scenes where they appear. There are some other things that are bad in A Light In Darkness, but as I’m typing this I can’t recall them. However.....

What really weighs A Light In Darkness down, is simply the fact that it’s related to one of the most hated film franchises in existence. The things that this movie is trying to do, and succeeds at in many respects, is somewhat tarnished by the fact that the two features before it, and the two after, are some of the most un-Christian pieces of media out there! Full of lies, misdirection, deception, and hatred, God’s Not Dead 1 to 2 and 4 to 5 are just evil, and because of that somewhat ruins the good that A Light In Darkness manages to accomplish! You know that it bombed in theaters because the hardcore audience, when many of them called A Light In Darkness a cashgrab that doesn’t promote a Christian message. Think about that for a second.

Overall Impression & Rating
A Light In Darkness is really surprising! Sure, it still has the guilt complex from God’s Not Dead 1 & 2, not to mention some of the faults from the previous 2 features, but there was far more effort and ambition put into this movie than what they did before. It’s a far more competent story, with perhaps the best characters that have been made for this franchise, and it’s a far more CHRISTIAN & HUMAN film than any other God’s Not Dead movie, or anything else that Pureflix has created. I’m not saying that A Light In Darkness is a cinematic masterpiece by any stretch, but it’s a surprisingly beautiful diamond in the rough if you decide to watch it. Give it a chance whenever you can!

A Light In Darkness gets 5 out of 10 at it’s worst, and a 7.5 out of 10 at it’s best.

And that was my review for God’s Not Dead 3. Maybe not a cinematic masterpiece, but a massive improvement over the prior two movies that keep it partially chained down. Even if you don’t like it, I have a feeling that you won’t hate it as strongly when compared to GND 1 & 2. So, with this holiday in the rearview mirror tomorrow, I got one more look at King Diamond this month. See you all on the 31st!



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If you’d like to see another take on the movie, and one that has some facts I didn’t put in my review, then click on the link below:

God's Not Dead 3: A Light in Darkness (The Cinema Snob)

Album Review: King Diamond's Fatal Portrait

Time for look at the music of no. 2 of 2020 fellow Otaku & Metalheads!

You may recall, 2020 saw a resurgence of sorts from the master of 80s Horror Metal, as King Diamond came back in force towards the end of 2019 with the announcement of The Institute (Any time now, btw!). In addition to the revelation of the new record, he re-issued everything from 1986 to 1990. Note, these are re-issues, not remasters, and that’s by design: King Diamond said that Metal Blade Records acquired all of the old Mercyful Fate & KD records, as he felt that the original sound was far better than the remastered versions from a bit before 2020. I listened to almost all of the re-issues back then: so much so, that I had 5 of them at no. 2 that year. To make things easier, I’ll be looking at just two so that April isn’t clogged up with all of them. To start things off, let’s take a look at King’s inaugural solo record......so light a few candles, keep an eye on that creepy painting on the wall, and take a look at my review for Fatal Portrait. Let’s begin!  

Background
Upon leaving Mercyful Fate due to having musical differences with Hank Shermann (Real name René Krolmark), singer King Diamond, guitarist Michael Denner, and bassist Timi Hansen decided to get another band going. Using King’s name for the group in order to get better deals, and acquiring the services of drummer Mikkey Dee (Formerly of Dokken fame if I recall correctly) and guitarist Andy LaRocque, King Diamond the band would form in early 1985, and in July of that year would go into the studio to record their first album, Fatal Portrait, and released it in March of 1986. Ironically, Andy LaRocque was not given any writing credit on the record, as he actually joined the recording sessions at the last minute, and according to him it was due to the band's second guitarist at the time not working out in the studio. In fact, him recording a solo for Dressed In White acted as his audition for joining King Diamond.

Fatal Portrait would go on to sell over 100,000 copies in North America alone. As for how the album got it’s name, it comes from The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. Wilde describes the titular painting as "the fatal portrait" several times throughout the book.

Basic Description
Solo Horror Emergence.

King Diamond definitely had it somewhat easy when releasing Fatal Portrait. He already established himself when in Mercyful Fate, and thus already had some credit in the Heavy Metal world. However, it wasn’t just him that carried the weight, as he had Michael Denner & Timi Hansen from his previous band with him, and new members drummer Mikkey Dee and guitarist Andy LaRocque injected some new blood into the veins. This mix of old & new end up creating an album that while it’s identity isn’t 100%, but still ends up being 100% just in terms of pure quality alone.

Best Track
Halloween is just an addicting little song. From the first few guitar notes, it sinks it’s hooks into your ears & doesn’t let go! The drumming from Mikkey Dee is solid throughout the whole track, and the guitar and bass from Andy LaRocque, Michael Denner, & Timi Hansen is like lightning and thunder outside of a haunted house (Hint Hint). Of course, the most recognizable thing about the tune is King’s voice, which comes across as a little more refined when compared to Mercyful Fate’s first two release. He’s still shrieking and howling like a banshee, but he’s had some time to add more range and smooth things out ever so slightly. Though it’s not part of the album’s story, Halloween is a fun & creepy song that actually great at any point out of the year!

Halloween

Worst Track
As great as Fatal Portrait was, it’s lone fault lies in it’s lack of focus. The story that King is telling is regulated to the first 4 tracks, and the concluding one, making this one of the terribly weaker stories that he’s told. Everything in between the storytelling is more of generic horror, regardless of it’s quality or not. This makes the experience oddly bipolar in nature, which would fortunately be fixed a year later in 1987.......but no spoilers!

Other
If you’re curious about listening to this album, click on the link below:

Fatal Portrait

Overall Impression & Rating
Fatal Portrait was a damn good start for King’s solo career. Sure, it’s not the strongest story of his career, but like I said earlier, it showed that he was just as good outside of Mercyful Fate as he was within in. The instrumentation from everybody in the band was great, and King’s voice might have actually improved since his days with his former group. It might not be massively essential, but this is still one portrait you’ll definitely want to look at!

Fatal Portrait gets an 8 out of 10 for it’s storytelling, but a 10 out of 10 for everything else.

And that was my look at Fatal Portrait. Perhaps not quite as potent as what the horror master would create later, but it’s still filled with great instrumentation & vocal work, and showed to the fans he did have ideas on tales to sing about. Luckily for the people that listened, he would return with a story that encompassed the entire album, and with improved vocal work & instrumentation as well! However, before we get to that point, Easter is just a few short days away, so join me then for what will be my most surprising & potentially controversial review I’ve ever done. Until then, take care!

Anime Review: Seton Academy (Join The Pack!)

April is here fellow Otaku & Metalheads!

I don’t know how in god’s green earth that my home country is still standing, but standing it is. Today marks my look at number 2 of my top 5 albums from 2020, and in that year the return of King Diamond was in full effect! Before we get to the spooks & spirits, we got something a little more cute to cover. An anime that aired right at the beginning of that plague-ridden year, and was a perfect counter to all of the death & disease once that came in. A series that honestly should have come over to the states in the over half-decade that’s been out, along with the Manga & other material. So, get into your school uniform, make sure the dinosaur teachers don’t step on you, and look at my review for Seton Academy: Join The Pack. Let’s begin!

Story/Setup
Taken from Wikipedia:

“Due to a population decline, there are fewer humans than there are humanoid animals. Jin Mazama is a human boy who attends Seton Academy where the majority of students are animals. Jin hates animals, but as luck would have it, a female human named Hitomi Hino catches his eye. Unfortunately, Jin finds himself grabbing the attention of other animals such as Ranka Okami, a young wolf girl who is the only member of her pack, and has a huge crush on him.”

“In the world of Seton Academy, all the male students and staff have the appearance of their species, while the females all appear as various forms of moe girls with kemonomimi, and other features such as tails and/or horns.”

Taken from Crunchyroll:

“Seton Academy, a school where animals of all species gather to live and learn together.
A sacred garden of learning, where students hone their primal instincts and the laws are of the jungle. Where species pit against species in a daily struggle for survival...
Now enter the animal-hating human Jin Mazama, and the lonely wolf Ranka Okami.
When man meets wolf in an encounter for the ages, this food chain is about to be shook.
“Species shmecies! If we’ve shared face-licks, you’re a friend to me! Welcome to the pack!””

Let me state this right now: Seton Academy does not have a complex story. There is a surprise or two, but it’s not deep by any means. It doesn’t try to be philosophical, have complex messaging, or is pretentiously artistic. This anime is a lighthearted romp, filled with plenty of slapstick humor, and just a tiny touch of fan-service. Emphasis on tiny.

(Now, I know that a Manga for Seton Academy exists, and I believe there is a novel series on it as well. I do not know how the show follows the Manga, since it never got released here in the states alongside the novel series, though my understanding is that more does go on in both.)

Animation
The best way to describe Seton Academy’s animation quality is in one word: cute. Join The Pack is incredibly colorful, with nary anything even remotely dark when it comes to it’s visuals. The various backgrounds are simple, but they look nice, and the various character models definitely show off their animalistic elements well (Outside of the humans, of course). The movement of the various characters all looks nice, but it’s also as simple as the background at the same time. You’re not getting anything artistic at all, but again the anime is going for bright, simple, and cute.

Voice Acting
As of right now, Seton Academy has not be dubbed in English, or any other languages as far as I know. Just over 5 years later, the series still only has a Japanese dub with English subs over on Crunchyroll, and it’s good. All of the voice actors for the primary & secondary cast seem to be giving it their all, and it only makes me curious as to how they would all sound with an English dub behind them.

Characters
As with the story, the characters of Seton Academy aren’t very deep. They’re all pretty simplistic, but almost everybody has at least a moment where things are a little more meaty than you’d expect. Everybody all fits into the stereotypical personalities of a harem//harem-like show, but what makes things a little different from something like Monster Musume or Monster Girl Doctor is the animal traits that the group embodies. The sloth girl for example, is slow & lethargic (But is cute oddly enough). Meanwhile, the wolf girl Ranka is very personable, and has a strong will. As for Jin, he’s definitely in over his head, and while he’s not fond of animals, he isn’t malicious towards any of the anime girls or guys he runs into.

Availability & Pricing
As I’m typing this, Seton Academy is still not currently available here in the United States. There are Japanese Blu-Ray box set copies on Amazon, but they are astronomically expensive. Depending on which box set, the prices will range from $110 to $130 (As I first typed this), and that’s excluding shipping, tax, and import cost. Given that our DVD players can’t view anything from Japan (As far as I know), a potential buyer from my home country would only get a copy for pure collecting purposes.

Overall Impression & Rating
Seton Academy: Join The Pack is a perfect example of a nice & marshmallowy anime. The story isn’t that deep, the characters aren’t massively complex, and the visuals & animation is all bright and cute. Sure, it might be too simple in many aspects, and it’s not readily available here in the states, but you will be entertained from beginning to end. If you need to go somewhere, but you got some time before you leave & need a quick anime fix, then an episode of Seton Academy is perfect for that. Awooooooo!

Seton Academy: Join The Pack gets a 7.5 out of 10.

And that was my review for Seton Academy: Join The Pack. Definitely not the deepest anime, but one that’s just perfect when you’re in the mood for something fluffy & sweet. If you’ve had a stressful day, then an episode or two of this series is a perfect cure. So with that said, I’ll see you all around the middle of the month, when I’ll take a look at the beginning of the rise of metal’s scariest king. See you then!


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One other thing: the opener & closer are bangers. Click on the links below, and enjoy:

Seton Academy: Join the Pack! - Opening (Gakuen Soukan Zoo)

Seton Academy: Join the Pack! - Ending (Okami Blues)