Monday, April 17, 2017

Album Review: Ozzy Osbourne's The Ozzman Cometh

Welcome to the last review of Compilation Month fellow Otaku & Metalheads!

It’s been an interesting month when it comes to this theme. Personally I thought that reviewing compilations would be a little silly, but I haven’t seen any criticism, so I must have been doing something right. In any case we’ve got the last compilation of April, and I wanted to do something a little more personal. The musician that lies within today’s compilation was someone I was not fond of for a long time up until I acquired the subject of today’s review. When I finally liked the individual in question, he’s stayed in my musical tastes, and likely will until I die. The singer in question.....is Ozzy Osbourne.

That’s right, Ozzy Osbourne! A Heavy Metal icon, I was never a fan of his music, especially when I was little. It really wasn’t until I was in my mid teens that I finally gained a appreciation for his iconic voice, and I now treasure one of the genres most classic frontman. Given that it’s still Compilation Month, you’re probably surprised that it wasn’t anything from his main discography that go me hooked to his music. So without further delay, here’s a look at his 3rd compilation, The Ozzman Cometh. Let the review begin!

Background
Normally I’d talk about the history of the album, and there’s definitely some to be had with The Ozzman Cometh. However, I’m gonna do something a little different here, and talk about my personal history with Ozzy’s music, and acquiring the compilation in question.

Let’s go back to my early teens. 14, to be exact. At that point, I was still in my “Hate Ozzy” phase. I just couldn’t stand his voice! I always through it was grating to me! Then one day, my Dad happened to be playing Gets Me Through on his computer (Might have been the radio. It was so long ago, I can’t remember well). I don’t know what it was, but something about that song finally triggered something in my mind. From there, it was downloading some songs (My Dad did that), and then I started to get hooked. Then, come my 15th birthday, and I got the compilation in question as a gift, and my love for the man was fully cemented. That might be a little cheesy, but that’s how it was.

Basic Description
Easy, Accessible, and Fun.

For anyone starting out with the Blizzard of Ozz’s discograpy, you’ll find this one to be an simple listen. There’s none of his stranger songs on here, as all of what’s on this compilation is music that’s rather familiar to even those who’ve casually listened to Ozzy. It’s also easily accessible to listeners as well, as you don’t have to put much into it. Finally, The Ozzman Cometh happens to be a damn fun album to listen to. I was blind to it when I was younger, but Ozzy’s music always had a fun streak running through it. Apart from his more serious tracks (A small number of them are on here), you always felt an energy that could only be from the Blizzard of Ozz himself. Certainly something to factor in as you listen through this.

Best Track
First off, The Ozzman Cometh’s biggest strength is how structured it is. Starting from his time in Black Sabbath, it transitions into his career from 1980, all the way to Ozzmosis in 1995. While this hasn’t helped it since it was put out (See below for details), it does give the listener a solid picture of Ozzy’s career of that section of his life. The Ozzman Cometh is actually a great gateway for anyone even remotely interested in the Blizzard of Ozz, as the picture it paints is pretty clear.

As for the best track? That’s actually a little tough to say. The song selection is pretty impressive, and the quality of each song is great. That said, I’ve always had a fondness for I Just Want You. The 2nd track off of Ozzmosis, I Just Want You is a heavily emotional song. It goes for a slower pace, and never really picks up speed, but it punches you in the gut with how much Ozzy pours his heart into it. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

I Just Want You

Worst Track
While The Ozzman Cometh is a fine collection of songs, it has not weathered the years. Since it’s original release back in 1997, Ozzy put out 4 main albums. In addition to those, 3 more compilation albums came out as well, offering updated lists of song with each album. In the time since, The Ozzman Cometh has since lagged behind everything since it’s release, and comes across as rather dated.

Other
If you’re interested in this compilation, check out the link below.

The Ozzman Cometh

Overall Impression & Rating
The Ozzman Cometh was not only my gateway into Ozzy Osbourne, but it also was my gateway into Heavy Metal in general. Words cannot describe as how much this compilation means to me, and it’s the foundation upon which my metal collection was built. It might be a little dated nowadays, but if you’re curious as to where my metallic origins come from, check out The Ozzman Cometh. You won’t regret it!

The Ozzman Cometh gets an 8 out of 10, but based on pure emotion & nostalgia I give it a solid 10 out of 10.

And thus concludes Compilation Month. Easily the strangest theme I’ve done so far, but one in which I had a lot of fun coming up with compilations to look at. However, I’ve got something a little unofficial planned for May (Why I’ll be skipping the rest of April), and then a special event is happening again this summer. See you soon!




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If you want a more comprehensive look at this compilation's history, check out the wikipedia link below:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ozzman_Cometh

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Metal Overview: Stryper

Happy Easter fellow Otaku & Metalheads!

On this day, we’re gathering in Church (For those who believe), enjoying some candy & time with family, and having a nice dinner. It’s a day where we gather with those we love, and celebrate life in all it’s majesty. Like I said in my review last week, I got a Easter-themed overview for today. It was a little overdue, but after discovering the band in question just this past January, they were the perfect choice for the first Metal Overview of 2017. What band deserved this spot? Why, Stryper of course!

Yes fellow Otaku & Metalheads, Stryper. Often the butt of jokes from hardcore metalheads, and the target of criticism of Conservative Christians who probably don’t know a damn thing about the Bible, Stryper are one of the most unique metal bands to have cropped up from the 1980s. They’re religious without being insensitive, evangelistic without being holier-than-thou, and they got the musical talent to back up their faith. They’re not the jokes you think they are, but instead stand proudly alongside acts like Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and many other 80s classics. I’ll admit I had to grind through their discography over the past few weeks, but it was well worth to deliver you a look and the Christian-stylings of Stryper. Let’s begin!

Roxx Regime Demos (1983/2007)
Whereas the origins of many Sunset Strip bands are easily to locate, the band known as Stryper has a more cloudy beginning, and the group that has the closest connection would be known as Roxx Regime. Founded by brothers Robert & Michael Sweet, they brought on guitarist & backing vocalist Oz Fox, bass guitarist Tim Gaines, and keyboardist Jay Van Togren. From there, the band would record what would eventually be known as the Roxx Regime Demos. Originally recorded in 1983, the demos wouldn’t officially be released to the public until July of 2007! It was during the days of Roxx Regime that the band had converted to Christianity, after changing their rather hedonistic lifestyles to that of a more pure one, and it’s very evident by the lyrics of the songs on this demo CD.

Best Track? The original incarnation of My Love Will Always Show is a fun little rock song. Clocking in at 3 minutes & 28 seconds, the tune doesn’t overstay it’s welcome, and it evenly shows off the talent of each of the band members. It’s a far superior version than the one on their next record (More on this in a moment), but in a weird way has a aura of humbleness surrounding it. Definitely a fun song all around!

My Love Will Always Show

Worst Track? Really the overall quality of the demos is about the only thing one could criticize about this album. To it’s credit, the remastering makes the tracklist sound & feel far more fresh than they are. That said, you can still tell that they were cutting room floor-grade songs that probably shouldn’t have seen the light of day. Maybe they all could have been used for their own album later on down the line instead of breaking them up for various other albums.

Roxx Regime Demos. A little dated, but at the same time it shows a band that immediately gained it’s own unique look, sound, and feel. If you want to hear this band’s origins, then look no further than Roxx Regime. Next album!

The Yellow And Black Attack (1984)
Original
Re-Release
With the days of Roxx Regime behind them, the band would then reform & rename themselves as the iconic Stryper. As drummer Robert Sweet stated, Stryper stands for “salvation through redemption, yielding peace, encouragement and righteousness”. A little bit hard to say fully, but it was obvious by this backronym that the band meant business, and their first proper record was called The Yellow And Black Attack. Released on July 21, 1984, The Yellow And Black Attack was originally a six-song EP, with less that 20,000 copies produced. The reason for such a low amount was that Enigma Records (The band’s label) was unsure of the potential Christian Metal market. However, the band’s first manager Daryn Hinton, loaned them $100,000 to re-record & released the EP as a full-blown record, and it sold 150,000 units in the first three weeks.

Best Track? Co'mon Rock is a energetic song that really shows off what the band can do. Strangely, there really aren’t religious references in this track. Instead, Stryper uses this song as more a rallying cry than a moment to preach. It actually comes across as a standard Hair Metal track, but with a little more intelligence behind it, and not quite as much cheese. Ironically, this track was originally from the Roxx Regime Demos, and that one is just as good as this one. A nice standout tune if I say so myself!

C'mon Rock

Worst Track? The 1984 version of My Love Will Always Show is the only band song on this record. Sweet lord, what the hell did you do to this track Michael Sweet!? You took an awesome rock/metal song, and turned it into one of the most sickeningly sweet & sappy tracks of your entire career! In the track’s defense, it’s not as bad as some other songs later on in Stryper’s career, but good lord I thought I got diabetes by the time I was done! This version of My Love Will Always Show is so slow & plodding, your patience will be heavily tested. I was able to get through listening to it, but only barely.

My Love Will Always Show (1984 Version)

The Yellow And Black Attack. The baby steps for this fledgling band, but baby steps with some oomph behind them. Given the name of this album, that shouldn’t be much of a surprise. Next record!

Soldiers Under Command (1985)
The Yellow And Black Attack, while a fine album, wasn’t necessarily the dynamo to fully get Stryper on the metal map. Because of this, the band found themselves in a odd spot: they had to get out of their slump, while at the same time not overdue it. If Soldiers Under Command gives any indication, they succeeded! Released on May 15, 1985, Solider Under Command bursted onto the scene to wow fans & impress those who weren’t. Soldiers Under Command has the distinction of being the first Christian Metal album to go gold, selling more than half a million records. It also has another distinction of being an album that would help shape the beginnings of what would eventually be known as Power Metal. That’s right, Christianity would have a hand in creating one of the most over-the-top metal subgenres around, and it would affect the band as well, but that’s for later. In the meantime, Soldiers Under Command is a statement from Stryper: they were here to rock out & spread the word of Jesus, and they wouldn’t suffer fools of any kind. Even when they weren’t singing about God, they cranked out a bitching 10-track record, filled with simple & thoughtful rock/metal.

Best Track? First best track on this album has to be the title track. While it does come across as a little preachy at times, none the less Soldiers Under Command is a damn fine song, and has more than a few inklings of that proto Power Metal sound that would help shape the genre in the 90s & beyond. This is definitely a battle song, complete with a driving beat, pounding drums, and Michael Sweet’s impressive vocal work. You’ll definitely be jumping up & down while you listen to this song!

Soldiers Under Command

Together Forever is what I’d considering to be Soldiers Under Command’s second best track. It’s a bit on the goofy side, with it’s theme of a “Eternal Family”, but Stryper are putting a lot of emotion & heart. Again, it’s a little preachy like the title track, but at the same time they seem to know when to hold back the sermon, and just rock about being together & having a damn good time. Like the title track, this song is pretty energetic, and it’ll get you moving in no time!

Together Forever

Worst Track? First Love is about the only bad song on Soldiers Under Command, but even then it’s not completely terrible. There is a great guitar solo towards the end of the track, but for the most part it’s mostly forgettable. I blame the forgettable-ness on Michael Sweet’s vocals in this (They fine, but it comes across as too wispy), and that the instrumentation hardly changes apart from the guitar solo. I wouldn’t necessarily say skip First Love, but I will say that you’re not going to get much from this one.

First Love

Soldiers Under Command. Fixes the mistakes that might have come from The Yellow And Black Attack, the band are solidified as metal titans of the 80s due to this record......and it would only get better from here. Next album!

To Hell With The Devil (1986)
Original
Re-Release
1986 was a big year for metal. Iron Maiden gave us Somewhere In Time, Judas Priest released the often reviled Turbo, Metallica came out with the magnum opus that was Master of Puppets, but only a band like Stryper could come out with an album like To Hell With The Devil. Released on October 24, 1986, To Hell With The Devil is a monumental album for the band: it would be the first Christian Metal album to achieve platinum status, and would remain so until P.O.D. released Satellite back in 2001. Numerous rock & metal publications would have this album in their work, and the praise for the album would be high, and 3 tracks (Free, Honestly, Calling On You) would reach no. 1 & 2 respectively on MTV’s video request show Dial MTV. To Hell With The Devil also continued Stryper’s pre-Power Metal stylings that began on their previous record.

However, there was a small bout of trouble on this album. As stated by wikipedia:

According to Michael Sweet's autobiography, as the band started to record the album, Michael felt Tim Gaines wasn't the right bassist for the record. He was replaced by bassist Matt Hurich, who eventually ended up not working out. So session bassist Brad Cobb took Gaines' place while recording the album. However, before the tour began, Sweet asked Gaines to rejoin as he felt it wasn't right performing as "Stryper" without him.

Best Track? This is a pretty tough one. With maybe one exception, everything on this album is great! However, one simply cannot help but fall in love with the title track. Even more so than most track off of their previous release, To Hell With The Devil the song is a proto Power Metal anthem. The Christianity actually lends itself well to the Power Metal vibes, as the idea of angels defeating the devil is a damn good source of material. Definitely one of the greats from this record!

To Hell With The Devil

Worst Track? I’ll probably get some heat for this one, but I think Honestly is the worst track on To Hell With The Devil, but even then it’s not bad. Just okay, if I’m being honest. As I listened to this, I thought it was just another sappy/cheesy Hair Metal ballad. I’m all for sappy & cheesy music, but I thought it was just standard ballad of the time. It must have done something right, as it peaked at no. 23 Billboard’s Hot 100 Singles Chart. I guess it’s not my cup of tea then.

Honestly

Apart from that, the only bad thing about To Hell With The Devil would be the controversy behind the album cover. To be honest, the issue is really more pathetic than bad. In the original (See above) cover you saw 4 angels picking up the devil & throwing him into a fiery pit.....I thought Christians would like this. Anyways, on subsequent release of the album, the cover was changed to a plain black background with the band logo & album name. Really, who would complain about the album cover!?

To Hell With The Devil. An album that helped raised the band’s popularity to the stratosphere even more so than their previous record, forever cementing themselves in Heavy Metal history, but it placed Stryper in an odd position. Should they continue down the path of their own Christian-brand of Hair/Power Metal, or should they go into the Christian music scene where’d they probably make money for eternity. This answer will surprise you. Next album!

In God We Trust (1988)
With such a hard-rocking album like To Hell With The Devil, it was weird that Stryper would produce an album....like In God We Trust. Released on June 28, 1988, In God We Trust is Stryper’s most pop & radio-friendly album to date. This had actually hurt the album, as critics & fans called it overproduced & too commercial (Michael Sweet I believe talked about this in an interview). It also didn’t help the fact that this came out in 1988: by the late 80s Hair Metal was a passing fad, with many of it’s progenitors either falling off the wagon, or oblivious to the shift of music that was the 90s & were still trapped in their own world. Despite the more tepid reception, In God We Trust managed to achieve gold status, 2 singles managed to chart (Always There For You at no. 71 & I Believe In You at no. 88), and the record received 2 Dove Awards from the GMA (Gospel Music Associating) for “Hard Music Album” & “Hard Rock Song” for the title track. Pretty impressive is you ask me!

Best Track? Much like Soldiers Under Command, the title track is a fun little song. It comes across as preachy like the previously mentioned tune, the difference with In God We Trust is that it come across as more of a Hair Metal track with bits of Power Metal sewn in (Soldiers Under Command was more Power Metal mixed with Hair Metal). There’s a groove that just seems to permeate the entire song, and it never lets up. Almost everything on In God We Trust is fantastic, and this track spearheads the whole thing!

In God We Trust

Worst Track? I Believe In You is one of the most diabetes-inducing tracks I’ve ever heard! Not only that, but I didn’t even know that Michael Sweet got a sex change during the recording of this album! This is one of the most girly things I’ve ever had goes into my ears, and even when the instrumentation picks up about halfway through, I’m stilling wondering if Michael Sweet is a guy or not. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, but in the end you’ll be confused.

I Believe In You

Apart from that, the only bad thing one could say about In God We Trust is the more commercialized nature of the record. I don’t think Stryper meant any harm, but by trying to go down the more commercial route, they came across more like they made the album more for money than for music & God. I’m genuinely conflicted on this, as becoming more commercial makes them more accessible to the public, but at the same time it betrays their more humble origins.

In God We Trust. Maybe a little too commercial for Stryper, but the music & message is still easily heard. If you like this band on the more easily-accessible side, then this cd is for you. Next album!

Against The Law (1990)
The year was 1990: Hair Metal by this point was on his last legs, and Heavy Metal was about to get attacked by the twin forces of Grunge & Rap/Hip-Hop. For a band like Stryper, they were having some internal struggles with band members, and the more lukewarm sales of In God We Trust didn’t help matters. Coupled with the continual criticism from up-tight religious figures & metalheads, the band finally had enough of it all, and it was because of this frustration that their one & only album in the 90s was born.

Released on August 21, 1990, Against The Law was a remarkably different album that Stryper fans (Especially the religious ones) were accustomed to. The band completely did away with their yellow & black outfits, their evangelical lyrics, and even the familiar yellow-and-black band logo with Isaiah 53:5. Filling in the holes were leather outfits, and lyrics that focused more on rock n' roll and relationships, although the lyrics still had something of a Christian slant to them. Critics were rather fond of Against The Law, as they praised it as Stryper’s strongest album to date, but their Christian based criticized them for the sudden shift, and a few more accused them of selling out for a more wider appeal. Because of this, Against The Law sold poorly when compared to their previous works.

As for me, I actually like the tonal shift away from their more Christian output. Not to saw that stuff was bad, cause it definitely wasn’t, but Against The Law offers a glimpse into the band’s distant past, when they were a little more rough around the edges. Some of you, especially those that take their faith a little too seriously, are probably thinking that I’m bashing Christianity. Let me answer bluntly: I’m not anti-Christian. I’m not anti-Catholic. I’m not anti-Jewish. I’m not anti-Muslin. I’m not anti-Buddhist. I’m not anti-any faith or belief (Except for Scientology)! What I am.....is anti-bullshit!

Mini Food For Thought/Thought For Food: Missed Opportunity

- Conservative Christians, you had an opportunity. A golden opportunity. You had a band, from a genre of music you loathe, preaching the word of Jesus Christ & the lord, and you had many younger people listening to this band! You had an opportunity to gain a foothold in the hearts & minds of young Americans, and you blew it! You blew what was perhaps your one & only chance, all because they weren’t preaching your way & weren’t under your control. In the process you pushed Stryper away from the faith for a time, and I can only say fuck you for doing so!

Best Track? This was a tough call, as the shift to a more standard Rock ‘n’ Roll/Heavy Metal tone & vibe made one song seem similar to one another. That said, I’m torn between the title track and the 3rd to last song Caught In The Middle. Both are damn fine rock/metal song, as they have a driving beat to them (Especially Caught In The Middle), and have catchy hooks that easily grab your attention. These tracks are also the least Christian out of an album that barely has any Christianity, so those of a more atheist mindset might appreciate this.

Against The Law

Caught In The Middle

Worst Track? Against The Law’s only cardinal sin is it’s sudden shift in theme. I personally didn’t have a problem with this, as I stated earlier that this album is a glimpse into Stryper’s past. The only people that are going to have an issue with this are those of faith, as they believed that the band betrayed their values with changing as much as they did. If one wanted to be picky, could cite any of the syrupy ballads as a bad song, but with the religious element taken out, I don’t seem as offended.

Against The Law. Maybe an album that came out of left field, and maybe not as faith-based as everything before it, but still provides an enjoyable experience. If you want a glimpse into Stryper’s past, this is the CD for you. Next album!

Reborn (2005)
With diminishing sales & crowd sizes, it seemed that Stryper was pretty much done. Michael Sweet left the band, and to finish out the tour as vocalist was Oz Fox, who’s got an impressive set of pipes himself. After that tour, the band pretty much broke up & went their separate ways, living lives that were far less exciting than their time in the band, and thus they were no more. However, in the early 2000s the band actually reformed for reunion tours, and not long after the tours, Stryper’s first album in 15 years, Reborn, was released.

Released on August 16, 2005, Reborn was technically not supposed to be a Stryper. Instead, it was supposed to be a Michael Sweet solo album, but after the reunion tour he played the demos for the band, and it was Oz Fox that suggested that they’d be released as a Stryper album. So the older members (Excluding Tim Gaines) were brought back to re-record the demos. In his autobiography (Honestly: My Life and Stryper Revealed), Michael Sweet said that the record company he had a deal with (Big3 Records) was for his solo material, but after convincing them to turn it into a Stryper record deal, and that’s how it Reborn came into being.

Reborn is an odd release of a record. It’s more contemporary than anything before it, it’s less heavier, and is influenced heavily by Nu Metal. The end result......is less than stellar. I wouldn’t call it completely terrible, but it’s definitely not good. For starters, Tim Gaines isn’t on the album. Secondly, the band is taking themselves a little too seriously, and thus the fun factor isn’t there. Third & finally....Nu Metal? Really Stryper? As much as I enjoy that subgenre, I don’t think you guys should even remotely get near it!

It should be noted that the original release of Reborn has become something of a collector’s item:  the first copies of the album have a technical mistake, with songs 7-9 being played on the album in a different order than the one stated on the cover artwork. Big 3 Records has plans to re-release the album with the correct order of songs, although I don’t know when it comes out.

Best Track? I’ll have a few heads turn with this, but I’m strangely fond of the band’s cover of Amazing Grace (Titled 10,000 Years on the album). I’m not exactly sure why, but the Nu Metal flavoring of Reborn somehow lends itself to this track well. The groove that Michael Sweet, Oz Fox, and Tracy Ferrie make on the guitars is pleasant, and Robert Sweet’s drumwork plays right alongside everybody else. Michael Sweet’s voice is pretty damn good as well, shifting between powerful & graceful at the drop of a hat. A diamond in this album’s rough if you ask me.

Amazing Grace (10,000 Years)

Worst Track? The 2005 version of In God We Trust just baffles me. The original version was so perfect & so 80s, and was a really great track! This one? It lacks so much if the band’s patented Hair/Power Metal, and comes across as a weak cover from a Nu Metal band. It might have a snippet of a beat from the original, but it’s nothing like it’s predecessor. A disgrace if you ask me!

In God We Trust (2005 Version)

Reborn. A bad album? Yes, but only just. There’s potential in this album, as it’s obvious that the band is putting it’s time & energy in, but as I thought to myself while I listened “This album would be the definitive comeback if they had a fire lit under their ass!”. Fast forward to 2009, we would get that return. Next album!

Murder By Pride (2009)
Reborn, as mildly bad as it was, none the less showed to the world that Stryper was back, and they were ready to kick ass for God & Christ. After going on tour for a bit, the band was energized more than the Energizer Bunny, and got to work on producing their next record. After some time, including a massive bump in the road (See below for details), the band release Murder By Pride on July 21, 2009. Michael Sweet commented that “after years of speaking to fans and hearing comments like 'more guitars,' 'more solos' and 'more screams,' I decided to keep those suggestions in mind as I wrote each song. It was important to me to try to get back to that early sound of Stryper yet at the same time, to remain relevant today. It's certainly not an easy thing to do, but as I listen to Murder by Pride, I think that was accomplished”. He’s certainly right, as this record feels far more like their 80s material, and has far more effort put in. Despite some issue with the drumming, Murder By Pride is the true return for Stryper, and a good one at that!

Unfortunately, the recording of Murder By Pride was done under the cloud of tragedy. 2 years prior, Michael Sweet wife (Kyle Sweet) was diagnosed with Stage Four Ovarian Cancer, and from February the 14th to July the 14th of 2007, underwent surgery & treatment. Michael Sweet postponed the recording & release of the album so he could take care of his wife, and miraculously the cancer seemingly disappeared! Sadly, it had come back in October of that year, and on March the 5th of 2009, Kyle tragically passed away just 2 months before the album came out. Due to this, Murder By Pride come across as a more serious Stryper record, but not overwhelmingly so like World Coming Down or Dead Again from Type-O Negative were.

Best Track? Yet another pick that’ll turn heads, but I’m really fond of their cover of Boston’s classic song, Peace Of Mind. It’s ironic that I like this song, as I’ve never been a fan of that group, but given that Michael Sweet had toured with them for a few years, it’s not surprising that Stryper would cover this. I guess the reason that I like this song is that the band really shows a lot of reverence & respect for the original source material: the general beat comes across like the original, but Stryper put on their own twist, as the mood & feel is distinctly of this group. Definitely a surprising track.

Peace Of Mind

Worst Track? Really the overall grim nature of Murder By Pride is it’s only flaw. Like I said earlier, the musicianship has been greatly improved, but the circumstances keep this record in a more serious light. I can’t completely complain, as I’m not a fan of serious Stryper, but given what was going on at the time, I can understand why. The good news is that the band still know when to turn the “Fun” knob up, as there’s plenty of time where the vibe of the 80s comes through loud & clear!

Murder By Pride. The real return of these Christian titans, but still lacking some of that old-school sound. I can’t argue about this record, as Stryper put in a hell of a lot more effort on this record than their release before this. However, we would have to wait another 4 years before the band truly became old school. Next album!

No More Hell To Pay (2013)
After the firestorm that was Murder By Pride, Stryper seemed to be back on track to kick-assdom. After going on tour, and releasing a cover record (The Covering) and an album of re-recorded songs (Second Coming), they got to work on their 15th release (10th Studio Release). After the work got put in, they released No More Hell To Pay on November 5, 2013. Finally seeing the return of original member Tim Gaines, No More Hell To Pay marks a return to the band’s heyday of the 1980s, and in interviews Michael Sweet stated that Stryper want to go for a more heavier sound like many of the classic bands. They certain accomplished what they set out to do, as this album sounds like something that would have come from the 80s, but with a modern production value that gives the music a clean & crisp edge.

Best Track? Okay, one final headturner, but I seem to like their take on the classic song Jesus Is Just Alright. Covered by a variety of bands/groups, Stryper seem to emulate a version of the song done by the Doobie Brothers. The band has a beat & groove that’s similar to what the Doobie Brothers did, and while Michael Sweet doesn’t completely emulate the vocals from that edition, he certain seems to go for something similar. While I never liked the older version, much like the other two there’s just something here that I seem to like. A great song regardless!

Jesus Is Just Alright

Worst Track? Absolutely nothing! Even with mildly goofy tracks like Sticks & Stones and Water Into Wine, No More Hell To Pay is classic Stryper brought back to modern times, and is proof positive that the 80s will always survive. If you want a modern metal album with plenty of old-school flavor, this is for you. Next album!

Fallen (2015)
Finally! Finally, Stryper put out something epic! Something.....powerful, perhaps?

Release on October 15, 2015, Fallen marks the first time that an album from Stryper has gone full-blown Power Metal! If one wanted to look at the bible in a certain way, one could say that the stories contained within the holy book could be considered fantasy, and thus lends well to what Power Metal subscribes to. However, this is still Stryper we’re talking about, as Fallen still has the band’s signature sound, style, and melodic pattern. Fallen was a huge hit with the audience, with various metal & Christian magazines. Fallen also has the distinction of being a higher seller than their previous album, selling 10,000 copies in it’s first few weeks.

Best Track? Yahweh! Like I said above, Stryper went down the Power Metal route when it came to Fallen, but if any song made it blatantly obvious, it would be the opening track. Sweeping guitars, thundering drums, and vocals that sound like they reach for the heavens (In Stryper’s case, that’s probably literal). Though there aren’t any keyboards used, the band stay true to the force that is Power Metal, and the beat is absolutely infectious!

Yahweh

Worst Track? Big.....Screen.....Lies. What makes this song bad (Horrendous in my view), doesn’t have to do with the instrumentation or the vocal work. The whole band is firing on all cylinders throughout Fallen, and this song as well. No, what makes Big Screen Lies so bad is the message: Now, I’m all for commercials, infomercials, and articles that say “Don’t believe everything you hear” & “Don’t assume everything you see on TV/Internet is real”. That’s fine. I can go along with that. However, this song doesn’t do that. This song goes down the typical Republican/Conservative Christian route, basically saying “Don’t believe those Hollywood Democrats” & “Don’t trust that Liberal media”. What’s worse is that they don’t even try to hide this fact, and it marks the only time I would ever raise a finger towards this band. Stryper, you’re better than this, and you know it! Skip this track with everything you got!

Big Screen Lies

Fallen. Apart from one song, this record is a testament to Power Metal’s staying power here in the 2010s, and it’s proof that Stryper isn’t going anywhere for a long time. If you want your Power Metal a little more on the holy side, this is the record for you. Next album!

God Damn Evil (2018) ***

With No More Hell To Pay & Fallen giving Stryper a huge adrenaline boost, the band became stronger than ever, and the next few years they continued to tour to great crowds. Then the time was right to create a new record, and on April the 20th, 2018, God Damn Evil was released. Originally planned for a release in February of last year (Which was 1st announced in November 2016), God Damn Evil moves away from the Power Metal stylings of their 2015 release, and moves the back back towards their Hard Rock/Heavy Metal roots. Enlisting a new bassist by the name of Perry Richardson (More on why below), the band still continues to prove that they're a musical force for good, and they're nothing to be messed with.

Ironically enough, the name for this album got Stryper into a little bit of trouble. Some Christian music seller, and even more ironically Walmart, refused to sell the record because of it's name. As Michael Sweet stated:

"We're disappointed. Stryper has always been about making people think outside the box. Our new album title, God Damn Evil, is a statement that's needed in our society. We've seen evil rise to new levels and this title is simply a prayer request asking God to damn or condemn all the evil around us. Many chains have joined us in making such a statement. Walmart, unfortunately, has not. The odd thing is of all the chains out there we assumed Walmart would be one to understand exactly what our point and purpose is. Unfortunately not. Although we respect their decision and what's done is done, it's frustrating to see something that's meant for good get misinterpreted and misunderstood"

Best Track? Gotta give it to the first single, Take It To The Cross. Now I don't know if it's just me, but the band seems to delve a little bit into the world of Death Metal. This makes a little bit of sense, as Stryper acquired the services of Shadows Fall vocalist Matt Bachand. Though he's only heard in the chorus portions of the song, Matt's voice really melds well with the Hard Rock/Heavy Metal nature of Stryper. The end result is a track that nice & heavy, but knows when to get a little bloodthirsty if necessary.

Take It To The Cross

And while it doesn't necessarily have to do with the music, the one advantage God Damn Evil has over it's predecessor is that it doesn't go for political. Big Screen Lies to me is one of the biggest betrayals that Stryper has ever done: at no point up until that track had the band ever gone down the politically charged Conservative Christian route. They were religious to be sure, but never dogmatic or holier than thou. No song on this release even remotely, as it seems like they moved on from that. However......

Mini Food For Thought/Thought For Food: Not Christian Enough?
- Alright, let's talk about the only bad thing about God Damn Evil. It's not the music. It's not the quality. It's the faith. For the first time ever, the Christian faith gets in the bands way. How? Because Tim Gaines wanted a divorce. That's right.....a divorce. Him & his wife weren't doing so well, which first caused Stryper to go on hiatus. Then, Michael Sweet gave him an ultimatum: take true to your Christian faith & stay in a miserable marriage, or you're out of the band. Tiring of the bullshit, Tim ultimately decided to leave for a new future. Michael, if this was done because of the loss of your wife, then I get it. Losing a loved one, especially a spouse, is awful, and I wouldn't even wish this on people I hate. If the words of Tim Gaines are to be believed, however, then Michael's actions during this time were purely because of ego & blind faith. I weep for you Michael, as this seems like you're sliding further & further into the Christian far right. Truly I weep.

God Damn Evil....is God damn good. If you can get past the personal bullcrap, you'll find a hell of an album. Enjoyable, and definitely recommended.

Even The Devil Believes (2020)

Update in a few months.....

The Final Battle (2022)

Update in a few months.....

So that my fellow Otaku & Metalheads was the Christian powerhouse Stryper. If you get past the jokes, insults, and bullcrap, you’ll find one of the most unique Heavy Metal bands to ever come out of the 80s. Those of faith will like the message, those without faith will like the metal, and music fans in general will like the originality of the band. I’m serious when I say that Stryper surprised me, and I’m sure they will for you as well! However, compilation month is almost over, and I’ve got 1 more album to look at. It also happens to be the first Heavy Metal album I’ve ever owned. What is it? Well, you’ll know when I let you! See you soon!




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If you’d like to know about the drum issues with Murder By Pride, check out the Wikipedia link below.

Murder By Pride (Wikipedia)

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Updated on May 16th, 2018 (12:43 P.M. Eastern Standard Time)

Monday, April 10, 2017

Album Review: Kreator's Voices of Transgression (A 90s Retrospective)

Welcome back to Compilation Month fellow Otaku & Metalheads!

We started off with a look at The Least Worst Of, released during Type-O Negative’s darkest hour. It was a jumbled record, but at the same time it captured the essence of their time in the 90s. Today’s compilation presents another look at the land known as Germany, and a delicious offering of metal from one of the most thrashiest bands to have ever come from the Teutonic land. I speak of course, Kreator!

Yes, Kreator. I briefly touched on this member of the Teutonic 4 of Thrash Metal when I mentioned Endorama in my 5 Thrash Albums You Should Own post, and now I’m actually devoting some time to this band. However, since this is Compilation Month, I couldn’t start with something from their main discography. That would be a cheap move, and I do the best I can to not be cheap here on the Heavy Metal Otaku blog. Luckily, Kreator put out some compilation records, and the first one I came across became a candidate for this month’s theme. So sit back, relax, and enjoy my look at Voices of Transgression: A 90s Retrospective. Let the review begin!

Background
I had a difficult time searching for information about this compilation. Apart from some snipits on wikipedia & other sites, I really can’t tell you anything about this album. This is one of the few times that the music will tell you what’s going on more than any website. Hell, even Kreator’s own site doesn’t have a sliver of info!

Basic Description
Fun but flawed.

Let me make one thing perfectly clear: Voices of Transgression is not a full view of Kreator’s career in the 90s. Due to certain issues (More on this later), the band were unable to select a wide berth of their 90s material, creating a slanted album in the process. However, what was able to get on here is damn good! The band was at their most experimental in the 90s, and while some didn’t like what they were doing, there are plenty of people (Including myself) that like what they did. I’ve always been a fan of Gothic & Industrial Metal, and while I was surprised when I first heard Kreator performing these styles, like I said in my 5 Thrash Albums You Should Own post I put up last year when talking about Endorama, I thought it was a welcoming change.

Best Track
Best Track? Bit of a tie between the opener of their cover of the Sisters of Mercy’s classic hit Lucretia (My Reflection), and their original piece As We Watch the West. The cover is a damn fine complement to the original song, only Kreator really vamps up the industrial side of things, and makes the gothic component more supplementary. The band has a driving beat just as good as what the Sisters of Mercy did, and Mille Petrozza’s vocals is similar to Andrew Eldritch’s. As We Watch the West might be familiar to those that live in the land of the rising sun, or who are collectors of rarer albums, as it was the Japanese bonus track for Outlast. The song is actually rather subdued, as the instrumentation goes for a slower pace (Even when the guitars & drums ramp up about halfway through for a short time), and the vocal work from Mille comes across as whisper-like for the most part. It might come across as weak to some, but it’s actually one of Kreator’s most emotional tracks in their entire library of songs.

Lucretia (My Reflection)

As We Watch the West

Worst Track
Like I said earlier, Voices of Transgression is only a partial look at Kreator’s career in the 90s. To be more specific, this compilation only covers Cause for Conflict, Outcast, and Endorama. There is absolutely nothing from their starting 90s album (Coma Of Souls), and there’s only the title track from their 1992 record (Renewal). As to why Voices of Transgression has a more limited view, I was barely able to find anything, apart from a brief mention of licensing restrictions on a quick review over on allmusic (I’ll put a link to the review below).

The 2nd fault with Voices of Transgression is the organization. Like my review for The Least Worst Of 2 weeks ago, I cited the fact that the songs were organized in a haphazard manner, and things are no different here. In this compilation’s defense, the tracks are organized a little more accurately than the previously mentioned, and thus the 90s timeline is portrayed more solidly than The Least Worst Of.

The final fault of Voices of Transgression is availability. Tracking down a copy of this can be rather tricky, especially if you’re looking for a new CD. I was able to acquire my copy of Voices of Transgression on Amazon, but it was a used record. Pricing for new copies is a bit on the outrageous side, but (for the most part) used CDs have relatively decent starting prices. If I’m remembering right, mine was only about 6 to 7 something dollars excluding tax. Pretty good, if you ask me!

Other
If you’re curious about this compilation, check out the link below:

Voices of Transgression: A 90s Retrospective (Full Album)

Overall Impression & Rating
Voices of Transgression is not perfect. Not by a long shot. It’s limited selection makes the “90s Retrospective” part of the compilation seem like a partial lie. That being said, what is on here is fantastic, and at least partially captures the spirit of Kreator’s run in the 90s. The songs that weren’t from prior albums add a little extra flavor to what’s already offered, and thus makes for a fun listening experience.

Voices of Transgression gets a 7.5 out of 10.

So that was part 2 of Compilation Month, covering material from another of the Teutonic 4 of Thrash.....when they weren’t necessarily Thrash. Still, if you like Kreator more on the goth & industrial side of things, this might be the compilation for you. So, I got an Easter themed overview in the works, and I’ll be picking out the last compilation album to conclude the month. See you soon!



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Here’s a link to the allmusic review:

Voices of Transgression (Allmusic Review)

Friday, April 7, 2017

Food For Though/Though For Food No. 6: Science & Religion.......Get The Fuck Along!

Remember when I said it would probably be a while since I would do another Food For Thought/Thought For Food? Well, I might have made a little lie about that. The last one I did needed the right catalyst, but this one I planned out ahead of time. Given that it's April and there's a certain religious holiday later on this month, I find this edition of Food For Thought/Thought For Food to be rather appropriate. Those who are on the sensitive side, tread carefully.

It seems that in this modern time, not a day goes by where you see popular scientists bashing religion/faith & those who believe in the existence of the divine, and vise-versa it seems that religion (Some of it at least) does whatever it can to take a jab at science. You see it all over the internet: on Youtube, Twitter, Tumblr, etc. It seems inescapable, and your curiosity attracts your attention to them. With both sides seemingly at odds with one another, I'm here to tell you......that both are the same thing.

That's right, Religion & Science are one in the same! Both are powerful forces in the world, both have shaped the course of life, and both explain the world at large. Religion does it though story, myth, and history. Many who have lost much in their lives often turn to the force of faith, and are reshaped for the better in some cases. Science, on the other hand, explain the world differently. Science explains the world through logic, fact, experimentation, and reason. Those who wish to advance medicine & technology often embrace the power of science, creating the foundation for a better tomorrow. Now, you're probably asking me & yourself: if Religion & Science are so similar, why don't they get along? I'll tell you why!

For starters, fucking ego is part of the problem! Both sides are so full of themselves, they can't see the forest for the trees! Religions & Science are so certain that their viewpoint is the right point, that their way is the only way, and that anyone who doesn't go along with them or doesn't agree with them is stupid & wrong. In the old days these arguments were more civil & intellectual, but these days it's all devolved into "You suck! No, you suck!" verbal spats. Any intelligence that might be in these spats is gone when you look at how juvenile it all seems. Grow the fuck up!

Secondly, religion & science have some of the biggest wackjobs in history. Both sides think that they're 100% normal, sane, and that the opposing side is flatout insane! In truth, both religion & science have some of the most out-there people in existence. Don't believe me!? Check these link's out, and you'll see what I mean.

http://www.cracked.com/article_24580_5-geniuses-media-loves-to-quote-who-arent-experts.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps

Finally, the reason that religion & science will likely never get along is cults of personality. The worlds of religion & science all have individuals that people bend over backwards for, although this has always happened throughout history. What makes this so infuriating in the modern age is that time & time again evidence that shows that some of these individuals are flat-out frauds! Whether people can't see these flaws, or they refuse to see the flaws, I can't say. This really is an example of case-by-case, provided someone can see.

My final words: Science & Religion, you're the same damn thing, just from opposite sides. Get used to it!

Anyways, this was another edition of Food For Thought/Thought For Food. I'm not making any promises, but I hope I don't have to do another one of these for a while. In any case, part 2 of Compilation Month is coming next Monday. See you then!

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Wrestlemania 33 Review

Welcome, fellow Otaku & Metalheads, to my Wrestlemania 33 review!

I realize in hindsight that I was rather.....kind about last year’s Wrestlemania. I admit that I was caught up in the spectacle, and wasn’t as objective as I should be. Wrestlemania 32 had horrendous booking, and in the months after (Hell, to be honest, the rest of 2016) had cause some awful damage. There were some cool introductions on RAW the night after, but it was very obvious that there was far more bad than good. Will this Wrestlemania prove to be a far superior event? Will it do far more good than bad? Well, check it my review below, and enjoy.

Arena
Before I go into the preshow/kickoff portion of the review, I should make mention of the arena, as it seems to be a character this year as well. Given the tagline “The Ultimate Thrillride”, it only makes sense that it’s a spectacle: it is the largest stage I’ve seen so far since I started doing reviews on the event, and a rollercoaster was built into the stage. The ring they made was awesome as well, with a second decorative ring built on top. The ramp was unusually long, as it was measured at 70 or 80 yards long. The arena was also far more packed at the beginning this year than last year, with the report of 70,000 people in the seats, and later on it was reported that the total number of individuals there was 75,245. This year the New Day were the hosts, but surprisingly they didn’t have than many moments throughout the show, but it was the first time they appeared. They didn’t come out of a giant box of Booty O’s, but instead were dressed up in Final Fantasy themed garb, and it was wonderfully ridiculous given their nature.
Preshow/Kickoff Show
Neville vs Austin Aries (Cruiserweight Championship)
Prediction: Neville        
Actual Winner: Neville
- This was one of the few matches on this entire show that I didn’t have much investment with. I haven’t had much time with the cruiserweight division, and seeing as how the whole group just comes across as another part of the show, It doesn’t really pull me in. On the other hand, Neville is actually a good candidate to be the head of the division, as he actually has a lot of skill, although he still looks goofy as hell. Austin Aries was a good opponent for him as well, and to be honest this was actually a good match to start off the preshow/kickoff. Both men used a lot of locks & holds, and there were a lot of close calls the entire time. Ultimately, Neville won due to the Red Arrow, and is still your Cruiserweight Championship.

Only complaint: There was a commercial about one-fourth/halfway through the match. It was for Snickers I believe, and really disrupted the flow of the bout. WWE, you really couldn’t help yourselves, could you?

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Prediction: ?
Actual Winner: Mojo Rawley
- To be perfectly honest, I did really have much invest in this match either. Ever since the first memorial battle royal, it’s essentially been turned into a joke & dumping ground for wrestlers that aren’t getting used on the card. I didn’t even have a guess as to who would win, and the fact that Mojo Rawley won was proof of how much this match is so minor. It was even worse when the big guys, particularly Brawn Stroman, were taken out early in favor for those that didn’t seem like they were going to win. The only reason that Mojo even won was because he had outside help from Rob Gronkowski, and the only reason that Rob helped was because one of the superstars (Jinder Mahal) messed with him. It honestly should be a surprise that Mojo won, since him & Rob had a picture with each other a day or two ago. My least favorite match on the preshow/kickoff

Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin (Intercontinental Championship)
Prediction: Dean Ambrose
Actual Winner: Dean Ambrose
- There are people who hate this match. There are people who hate Dean Ambrose. There are people who hate Baron Corbin. I’m hear to say......you’re somewhat right. The match itself, while not terrible, certainly was not great. Dean deserves some criticism, but not too much. Corbin......yeah, Corbin is horrendous! In Dean’s defense he was a bit more flexible when compared to Corbin, and was willing to go a little more down the high-flyer route, and unlike Corbin, seemed to be having fun. The two kept pinning each other constantly, trading pin after pun, but Ambrose got the pin with a End of Days/Dirty Deeds combo, and still holds the Intercontinental Championship

Mainshow
AJ Styles vs Shane McMahon
Prediction: ?
Actual Winner: AJ Styles
- Let’s start off with the 1st match of the night, and let me say that this was a lot of fun. Not my most favorite match (More on that in a bit), but definitely one of the best. You had two good combatants, there was a solid story, and both sides looked great. Shane didn’t have as ridiculous of a spot (He jumped through a table instead of falling 17 feet onto a table), but he was bumping around constantly with AJ, who helped Shane put on a hell of show. It sort of turned into a street-fight at one point, with tables & trash cans. The two kept trading move for move, hold for hold, but ultimately AJ won due to the Phenominal 4-Arm. Hopefully the story between the two is over with & things move on.

Chris Jericho vs Kevin Owens (United States Championship)
Prediction: Chris Jericho
Actual Winner: Kevin Owens
- Let me start off by saying this: the talent between these 2 is impressive. Both have fantastic histories in the wrestling business. My problem is that their feud comes across as incredibly childish, and I think Kevin Owens at this point is too annoying as a heel. He started off being a heel because he said he did it “for his family”, but that aspect seems to have been dropped for a while, and now is just a fat bully. That said, the two had a fantastic bout, with each using their character traits quite well. Owens constantly berated Jericho & smacked him around, while Jericho came out with a scarf with lights twinkling (Think hipster Christmas tree), and had his usual smug swagger. Owens managed to use a power bomb on Jericho on the ring corner, and then got the win, becoming the new United States Championship.

Quick side note: Owens avoided a pin by putting a finger on the bottom rope. I’ll leave it at that.

Bailey vs Charlotte Flair vs Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax (4-Way Women’s Championship)
Prediction: Nia Jax
Actual Winner: Bayley
- I’ll say this: the women’s division has been improved since they were stopped being called divas. There seemed to be a fire lit under their asses, and everybody seemed to be doing a little better. That said, not all of the girls have been great, and thus I didn’t have much investment. When compared to the other women’s match however, there was a little more organization going on. I wanted Nia Jax to win because she’s the women’s division’s current tank, and she would be different.....nope! Nia was taken out by Charlotte, Sasha, and Bailey, and that’s when I really didn’t care anymore. Sasha was taken out next, which was surprising, and thus Charlotte & Bailey were left. For a second I thought that the Women’s title would get put back on her, but then Bailey managed to get her over the top rope, and thus she’s still our Women’s Championship.

Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson vs Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs Cesaro & Sheamus (Triple Threat RAW Tag Team Championship Ladder Match)
Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
Actual Winner: Matt & Jeff Hardy
- No, you’re not hallucinating! The Hardy Boys made a shocking & surprise return to WWE after a long time, but it was actually a clever return. The New Day came out after the other teams did, and for a moment it almost appeared as if they were going to insert themselves into the match, which would have been nice. To be perfectly honest, I lost all track of what was going on, simply because of the fact that Matt & Jeff Hardy came back to a WWE ring. It wasn’t the “Broken” gimmick they were using in TNA (Long Story), but rather their old selves. There was so much action, it was almost captivating. The Hardy Boys won as they should have, and I had the most fun watching this watch when compared to everything.

John Cena & Nikki Bella vs The Miz & Maryse
Prediction: John Cena & Nikki Bella
Actual Winner: John Cena & Nikki Bella
- If there was a match that could be called predictable, it would be this one. The rumors that Cena would propose to Nikki were flying around for weeks before, and they only cropped up more as it got closer. As Mish from the Wrestling Soup podcast said: “They’re the new Macho Man & Elizabeth”. WWE hasn’t had a power couple in a long time, and it seems that Cena & Nikki are that new couple. It’s a shame, as Miz & Maryse deserve sometime in the spotlight as well. Granted, Miz’s heel gimmick is far too annoying at this point, but you can definitely make some arguments for him & Maryse to be the power couple of WWE. Despite on who gets what, the man itself was nice. Nothing spectacular, but you can see what they were going for.

Seth Rollins vs Triple H (Non-Sanctioned Match)
Prediction: Seth Rollins
Actual Winner: Seth Rollins
- Another match that I though was predictable, although not quite as much. Triple H always seemed to have the upper hand in the buildup, and when he went back onto Seth’s knee, it almost appeared that Triple H was going to be the one to win. Once the two of them got into the ring, this foggy nature was somehow thicker. Seth was fighting as hard as he could, as Triple H was fighting dirty constantly. Whether it was interference from his wife, or because of a move the ref didn’t see, he always had the upper hand. At one point Seth & Triple H were trading pedigree for pedigree, but this resulted in him bumping into his wife, and she fell through a table that was setup. This distracted Triple H long enough for Seth to setup one last pedigree, and he managed to get revenge against his former mentor.

One other point: Triple H’s entrance this year seemed weaker in comparison to the last two Wrestlemanias. This time around, it was just him & his wife coming down on his 3-wheel bike, and were being led to the ring by a motorcade. Still badass, but not quite as “Showy” as previous events.

Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton (WWE Championship)
Prediction: Randy Orton
Actual Winner: Randy Orton
- Like the AJ & Shame match, this bout had a lot of story behind it. Essentially, Orton slithered his way into the Wyatt family, and over the course of a few months gained Bray’s trust, while at the same time weakening the family for his own gain. In the weeks before, things escalated to the point where Orton burned down the Wyatt compound, destroying the resting place of Sister Abigail in the process. With that said....

This was a good match. Not as monumental & great as the buildup led me to believe, but there was still some fun to be had. Of note were the entrances for Bray & Orton: Bray came out to his typical theme song, and the crowd had their phones up to become his fireflies like normal. However, Bray had a host of LED fireflies on the ramp, and the crowd was unusually quiet as the eater of worlds came down to the ring. It all came across as supernatural & ethereal, to the point where I was actually a little weirded out by it all. Orton wasn’t quite as spectacular, but he did have an LED snake follow him down the ramp. At certain points in the match Bray was trying to psych out Orton, and the ring has disgusting stuff like worms & bugs projected onto it. Orton won, but with how the story was it almost seemed like Bray was more in the right to keep the title.

Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar (Universal Championship)
Prediction: Goldberg
Actual Winner: Brock Lesnar
- I should state that I hate.....no, I loathe Brock Lesnar. I won’t get into it here, but to me he’s the wrestling equivalent of the antichrist. I never watched Goldberg in his WCW days or his limited time in WWE, but when he came back I have to admit that he was something of a curiosity to me. He was basically the man that Ryback copied off of for his gimmick, and just looked like a guy you didn’t want to mess with!

The match itself wasn’t a long one: Some sources say it was 7 minutes, but the majority of people have cited that it was actually 10 minutes. Regardless, it really wasn’t much, as it was a lot of suplexes, speaking, and a healthy amount of clubbering. Then, whether you want to say it was predictable or not, Brock Lesnar became the new Universal Championship. Hopefully he doesn’t hold it hostage like he did with the last championship belt he had.

Alexa Bliss vs Mickie James vs Carmella vs Natalia vs Becky Lynch vs Naomi (Smackdown Women’s Championship)
Prediction: ?                       
Actual Winner: Naomi
- I really don’t have much to say about this one. I wasn’t that fond of the 4-way match, but there was at least.....something with that one. With this, it seemed like nothing more than a buffer for the match after this one. To be honest, this came across like a match at the height of the Diva era, and not in a good way. That said, there were some goofy moments that were a little fun: Elzworth
coming to the defense of Carmella, and Natalia putting 2 women in a figure-4 at the same time. Other than that, I had nothing invested here, although Naomi getting her title back was a nice touch.

The Undertaker vs Roman Reigns
Prediction: The Undertaker
Actual Winner: Roman Reigns
- I dreaded this match. Rumors were swirling around that Undertaker would be losing this match, and to be honest I didn’t believe them. Roman Reigns has been booed constantly since the shield split, and he went down a solo path. The booing has only been getting louder & louder since then, and here it was particularly deafening. WWE clearly has been hearing the fans on this, but given that Reigns won, they obviously don’t care, as Reigns is their new guy, and they’ll continue to shove him down our throats. It’s very obvious that the throat shoving will continue from here on out.

That being said, this was an alright match. Undertaker looked good, but it’s obvious that he wasn’t on his a-game. There were moments where he seemed like the wind was knocked out of him, and other times he made a botch or two. Still, he put on a show as good as he could, and him & Roman went at each other like dogs. Sadly, Roman ended up defeating the Undertaker, and thus buried a legend. There was a solumn moment for Undertaker, as he took off his wrestling garb, put them into a neat pile in the middle of the ring, and walked off into the sunset that was the back of the stage. A great sendoff, but an awful match.

Overall Impression & Rating
Wrestlemania 33......you surprised me! Outside of some faults, this was one of the best Wrestlemania events I’ve seen so far! WWE must have realized that the booking of 32 was awful, and thus we were given a far more even event in terms of who won. There were few matches, much less moments, that I disliked/hated. The company really went all out with this event, and in my eyes, WWE managed to get a brownie point back from me. Good job!

Wrestlemania 33 gets a 8 out of 10.

So that was my look at Wrestlemania 33. Definitely my favorite of the shows I reviewed so far. Now it’s time to check out RAW, and see if it carries Wrestlemania’s momentum.

Monday Night RAW
Hour 1 (8:30 On):
- I’ll start off my saying that I missed the first half hour of the show. My folks were finishing a movie, so I could only hear what was going on. I will say, it was electric: Undertaker came out I believe for 1 final sendoff, but Reigns came out shortly afterwards and the arena immediately unleashed a torrent of boos. How horrendous you ask? Check this out (Watch the first few minutes):

WWE RAW 4/3/17 (After WM33) Chants & Pops

After that, Goldberg apparently showed up to thank the crowd, and said that he would be gone for a bit, but didn’t say that he was completely done. I actually tuned in mostly through a match with the Hardy Boys vs Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson, with Matt getting pin to win the match. From there Neville came out to gloat about his win from the night before, and issued a challenge for any of the cruiserweights to come out & fight him. Out walked Mustafa Ali, one of the newer members of 205 Live. There was promise at first, but Neville essentially dominated the match, and predictably won.

Hour 2:
- The 2nd hour started off with Vince McMahon showing up at the arena. He was at the show to announce the new general manager of RAW, as Mick Foley was fire a week or two earlier. However, the crowd managed to get a second round of “Roman Sucks” chants in, to which he chastised the crowd. From there he talked about Stephanie’s bump through the table, and the crowd cheered profusely (She would be out for a little bit, and I would have cheered if I was there). Afterwards, he said that the new GM was one of the individuals in the hall of fame 2017. Out came Teddy Long, and he & Vince had a quick comedic moment, but instead it was Kurt Angle that was chosen to be the RAW general manager. Kurt gave a few words, and walked back to his office.
- The New Day came out to a wild chorus of cheers, and issued an open challenge to any tag team that was interested in a match. To the crowd’s surprise, The Revival from NXT came out to answer the challenge, and utterly decimated The New Day. From there we saw Angle in his office, when Enzo & Cass came to greet him. It ultimately ended up turning into an angle, where Kurt gave the two a match against Cesaro & Shaemus later on.
- A 6 women tag-team match helped conclude the second hour, with Dana Brooke, Sasha Banks, and Bailey going up against the returning Emma, Nia Jax, and Charlotte. This actually reminded be of the Smackdown women’s match from the night before, so there wasn’t much investment from me at all. Although, seeing Charlotte get beat up by Emma & Nia was a nice touch.
- Hour 2 was rounded out with another segment with Kurt Angle. This time he was with Sami Zayn, when Jinder Mahal came in & interrupted the two of them. Kurt didn’t want a fight to break out, so he setup a match for then in the third hour.

Hour 3:
- Hour 3 started off with Brock Lesnar coming out to wild cheers & chants from the crowd. Paul Heyman continues to be his funny & sarcastic mouthpiece, and eventually went to call out Roman Reigns. Instead, the pair got Brawn Stroman, and the arena went wild. It looked like the two where going to have a brawl, only for Stroman to back out, prompting the crowd to boo & chant “Bullshit”. Then, we had a segment in the back with Chris Jericho before he & Seth Rollins teamed up, only for Kevin Owens & Samoa Joe to promptly take him out. Enzo & Cass then had their match with Cesaro & Shaemus, and won their no. 1 contender spot for the RAW Tag-Team Championship. Sami Zayn had his match with Jinder Mahal, in which Sami rightly won. RAW then concluded with the match between Jericho, Owens, and Joe. His replacement partner for the bout was the returning Finn Balor, who got a huge pop from the crowd. Everybody put on a hell of a show, and in the end Seth & Balor stood tall.

Overall Impression & Rating
RAW definitely has some fun & exciting moments. It wasn’t perfect, but RAW managed to hold onto a lot of the energy & intensity from the night before. I can only hope that this energy is used for the rest of the month & beyond. Otherwise, it’s right back to business as usual.

RAW gets a 7.5 to 8 out of 10.

So that was Monday Night RAW. It seems the norm at this point that the RAW after Wrestlemania, and this one was no exception. Now, for the first time, it’s time to see Smackdown post-Wrestlemania, and see if it continues with it’s new lease on life.

Smackdown
Hour 1 (Recap):
- I ultimately can’t talk about the first hour of Smackdown. My folks were watching a new episode of NCIS, and thus I couldn’t watch what happened in the first hour of the show, so I can only recap what happened: Erick Rowan reunited with Bray Wyatt, Naomi defeated Alexa Bliss for the Smackdown Women’s Championship, and Tye Dillinger def. Curt Hawkins (Meh). There were probably some other stuff that happened, but I can’t find what that stuff was. 

Hour 2:
- I tuned in with Miz & Maryze standing in the ring (Still in their Cena/Nikki getup from their skits in the past few weeks), only for Shinsuke Nakamura from NXT to make his Smackdown appearance. He got a pretty big pop from the crowd, and they were chanting his name as well. From there we had a street fight between Dean Ambrose & Baron Corbin, in which Corbin won (Gotta have that even-steven booking). Shane McMahon came out to talk about the superstar shakeup his Father mentioned the night before, only to have AJ Styles come out in what seems like a confrontational moment, only for the two to somehow find common ground. Austin Aries had a quick moment, promoting 205 Live. Smackdown concluded with a match between the Wyatt Family against Randy Orton & Luke Harper. Orton & Harper won, but only because of a moment of magical shenanigans from Bray, as he was outside the ring, only for Rowan to eat the pin from Randy.

Overall Impression & Rating
If I had watched all Smackdown, I would be able to give you a full picture. Hearing things come down the grapevine, it sounded like there was some fun stuff. Sadly, I couldn’t tell you everything. This is the part of the review where you’ll simply have to look things up for yourself.

Smackdown gets a 5 out of 10.

So that was Smackdown, and thus the conclusion of Wrestlemania & the 2 days afterwards. Certainly eventful, and maybe one for the history books. Hopefully, this positive energy carries over to other WWE events this year. Now to continue on with Compilation Month next week, where another of the Teutonic 4 of Thrash reveals itself. See you then!





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If you want to see what I thought of last year’s Wrestlemania, check out the link below:

Wrestlemania 32 Review

Monday, April 3, 2017

In Memoram: St. Petersburg

Well....the world continues to be awful to everybody.

At around 2:20 PM Monday afternoon (In Russia's time), an explosion rocked St Petersberg subway. 39 people were injured in the blast, and 10 people so far have died (7 at the actual explosion, 1 on the way to the hospital, and 2 at the hospital itself). At 2:45 PM, the mayor of Petersberg closed down the subway, and issued a 3-day period of mourning. Though there haven't been any notifications from ISIS or other terrorist groups taking credit, a Middle-Eastern man is wanted in connection with the explosion. 2 article are right below (The 1st one has a picture of a man supposedly connected to this):

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/04/03/explosion-reported-at-st-petersburg-train-station.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/03/world/europe/st-petersburg-russia-explosion.html?_r=0 


Saturday, April 1, 2017

Album Review: Type-O Negative's The Least Worst Of

Hello fellow Otaku & Metalheads, and welcome.....to Compilation Month!

I know this might seem like a prank, and given that I’m putting this first of 3 reviews out on April Fools Day, it’s not really helping matters. However, compilations can actually do wonders for the metal community & music in general: a time capsule from a band that reflected their musical style at that moment. Other times, they’re as simple as a great collection of songs that are fun to listen to. In any case, some compilations actually have a story behind them, and even a band like Type-O Negative can’t escape the compilation phenomenon.

That’s right, it’s Type-O Negative once again! I recently took a look at the 10-year anniversary of their final album, Dead Again. It was a solemn record, and it seems like today’s review might follow suit. Released not long after the darkest album of their entire career, this collection of songs was reflective of perhaps the toughest time of the band. This compilation also happens to be a fine gem in the rough, even if some people can’t see it. So dim the lights, light a candle, and take a look at my review of Type-O Negative’s first compilation, The Least Worst Of. Enjoy!

Background
With World Coming Down still relatively recent, Pete Steele was not in a good state of mind. The memories of that album were still too fresh for his taste, and eventually would slip into a case of writer’s block mixed with drugs, depression, and alcohol. However, Roadrunner Records was knocking at Type-O Negative’s door for a new album, and while they weren’t in the mood to make anything new, they did manage to crank out a compilation album, and with their patented dry humor they named it.....The Least Worst Of.

Released on Halloween Day in 2000, The Least Worst Of was a collection of remixed tracks taken from all of their records (Except for The Origin of the Feces), along with a few special songs. Ironically, despite Pete’s ramblings & rumors that Roadrunner was interfering with the song selection, in truth the band actually had total control over what was to be put onto the album. Unfortunately, it was the lowest charting album in Type-O Negative’s history, as it landed at the 99th spot on the Billboard 200, which is probably why a lot of fans don’t talk about the compilation.

Basic Description
A good collection of songs if I do say so myself!

Despite my one gripe about this compilation (See “Worst Track” section for details), Pete Steele & the rest of the Drab Four did a damn fine job picking out the best songs to be place on The Least Worse Of. This compilation reflects the band’s current run really well, and while it might not have aged well in terms of the band’s history (More on this in the eventual review for their other compilation), at the same time it shows that when Type-O Negative was in the 90s, they were goth kings!

Best Track
Like I said back in my overview for Type-O Negative, if you’re searching for The Least Worst Of, you’re probably looking for it for the 3 tracks that were originally meant for World Coming Down. You can definitely tell they were meant for that record, given how depressive they are. While it is a shame that World Coming Down never got them, being placed on The Least Worst Of almost comes across as a WCD 2.0. The themes are also very apparent as well: It’s Never Enough seems to deal with god, 12 Black Rainbows deals with a bunch of darker subjects (non-sexual foreplay, relationship breakups, alcohol abuse, and heartache), and Stay Out Of My Dreams talks about the thoughts of a woman that can’t escape Pete Steele’s mind. That last track is my personal favorite off of The Least Worst Of, but overall, these 3 tracks are all excellent.

It’s Never Enough

12 Black Rainbows

Stay Out Of My Dreams

Worst Track
I also mentioned this back in the overview, the only bad track on The Least Worst Of would be the Wombs and Tombs mix of The Misinterpretation of Silence and Its Disastrous Consequences. The song itself was not remixed in any way, but instead it’s running time was cut right in half, and plays for only 39 seconds. This is an even bigger waste of time, despite it being a shorter track. Definitely a “Skip Button” of a song.

The Misinterpretation of Silence and Its Disastrous Consequences (Wombs and Tombs Mix)

Apart from that one track, the only other fault with this compilation is how disorganized it is. As much as I loathe The Best Of Type-O Negative, the one thing it does right is how organized it’s compilation of songs are. The Least Worst Of comes across as rather jumbled with it’s songs, and this jumbled nature doesn’t reflect the timeline of the songs in question. A silly complaint, but one that some listeners might make.

Other
If you’re interested in listening to this, check out the link below.

The Least Worst Of (Full Album)

Overall Impression & Rating
The Least Worst Of came out at a time where it’s frontman was at his lowest, and when a band seemed to be in trouble. At the sametime, Type-O Negative didn’t waver, and released some great music when it seemed like they couldn’t. It might take some searching, but if you’re a loyal fan of the Drab Four, then The Least Worst Of is for you!

The Least Worst Of gets a 9.5 out of 10.

And this marks part 1 of Compilation Month. I’m genuinely looking forward to the others I have planned for April, and they’ll be surprises for anyone who’s never heard of them! However, I do have something a little more serious for next week sometime. See you then!





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For anyone wondering, the structure on the album cover is the iconic Parachute Jump ride at Coney Island. Here’s a link on it’s history:

Parachute Jump (Coney Island)