The Top 5 Greatest Anime Chests (For Breast Cancer Awareness)

Happy October so far, fellow Otaku & Metalheads!

Though this month is known for tricks & treats, spooks, and other ghoulish delights, October is known for something a little more somber. As most if not everybody in the United States knows, this month also happens to be Breast Cancer Awareness month. A rather depressive time, we often look back at those that went through the disease & made it out okay, or sadly had their lives taken by suck a horrible sickness. It’s a disease that’s truly horrific, and something that I hope goes away in the future.

To have a sliver of fun with this, let’s take a look at some of the best chests the anime world has to offer. Not treasure chests mind you, but some of the best pairs of breasts the land of the rising sun has blessed this earth with! I know this seems like I’m making something serious into something trivial, but I figure that by doing this post, I can lend a bit of positivity to something that’s incredibly serious. In my view, the bleakest of times needs even a sliver of light, and I think that this posts suits the mood. Without further adieu, here are what I consider to be the top 5 greatest anime chests of all time. Enjoy the bouncy!

5) Faye Valentine - Cowboy Bebop

First up is a character that’s something of a paradox in my mind. The spitfire of the Bebop crew, Faye Valentine is indeed quite sexy, but at the same time can be rather prudish in a weird way. Her standard outfit reveal a lot, but she doesn’t bring people in with her looks unless it’s necessary. Given that her top conveniently fits her breasts, and shows the right amount of cleavage, it weird at how stuck up she can be. Regardless, Faye Valentine definitely has a nice chest for an old-school anime. Speaking of old school......

4) Ryoko Habuki - Tenchi Muyo OVA

I don’t think a conversation about fan service can not include this character. The OVA for Tenchi Muyo is pretty important to the harem genre on a historical level, as it laid the foundation for future shows in it’s style, and the formula of harem characters. There’s always a sexy one in the group, and Ryoko Habuki, daughter of mad scientist Washu, is perhaps one of the sexiest old-school girls around. Constantly trying to get it on with Tenchi, and constantly fighting her rival Ayeka, Ryoko is a woman that’s hot.....and she knows it. She knows how to use her mind, and she definitely knows how to use her body. Give the numerous times she wears clothes that complement her cleavage, it’s obvious that she wants Tenchi to look at her, and only her. I can respect that.

3) Carrera - Viper GTS ***

I seem to find it necessary to include at least one hentai character on this list, and believe it or not, this was actually the hardest spot on the list to pick. I was wondering for days as to who would take this spot, then from out of nowhere, Viper GTS popped into my head. It’s a weird, quirky, silly, but also has a huge fun factor at the same time. Though there are a trio of girls, the best out of the 3 is Carrera. The girl that gets the most screen time, Carrera is a girl that’s equal parts sexy & fun, she certainly knows how to handle a man. Given her ample bosom, it’s no surprise that she obtained so many human souls. Though all the other girls are nice, Carrera is definitely on top.

2) Rangiku Matsumoto - Bleach

In a manner similar to my number one situation, it was a tough choice to pick which girl from the iconic shonen show should go here. There are a bevy of gorgeous girls & women throughout Bleach, so picking one was a challenge. That being said, my preference for the assistant of captain Hitsugaya immediately came to mind. In a weird way Rangiku shares a trait with Ryoko: that being they both know they’re gorgeous. However, the big difference between the two is than Rangiku uses her looks all the time. On the guys, and even on girls sometimes. It doesn’t matter who, as long as there’s something she wants. You know she uses her looks a lot, when you consider how she wears her uniform. With her front revealing not too much, but enough that you get the impression that there’s something gorgeous & sexy underneath. She can also back up her looks with how she fights. Nothing wrong with that!

1) Tio - Monster Musume

To be perfectly honest, I could have chosen just about any of the girls. Whether the choice was one of my favorites or not, it doesn’t matter. That being said, if there was a girl who has a a body that matches her inside, it would be M.O.N.’s resident ogre, Tio. On the outside, Tio is huge. With a breast size that goes all the way to P cup, it’s easy to see why chest fans (Including yours truly), would give this 7 foot 4 cutie a look. However, that would be doing Tio a disservice. While her outside is indeed something to look at, it’s her heart that makes everything come together. Despite her strength, Tio is an incredibly loving person, always thinking about those around her. She’s also incredibly girly, and unfortunately is not always the smartest in a group. Despite that, Tio is a girl with a chest to match her heart, and I can always appreciate that.
   
So those were my top 5 greatest anime chests. Again, I know this post is a little juvenile, but I thought it was appropriate give that Breast Cancer Awareness always crops up this month. To be a little serious, if you know someone that went through Breast Cancer & lived, or is still suffering through it, give them a loving hug. This disease is no laughing matter, and the sooner it’s eradicated, the better! In the meantime, we’ve got more fiendish delights on the docket, so seen you towards the end of the month, when I’ll be putting up a Food For Though/Thought For Food that’s....not full of swearing & rage?




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All of the main girls are named after Italian sports cars.....odd name choices if you as me.