Monday, February 8, 2021

The Top 5 Greatest Anime Butts

Hello fellow Otaku & Metalheads! Let’s make February a little naughty this year!

In the last few Octobers, I do an annual Top 5 Greatest Anime Chests list for Breast Cancer awareness. I know it doesn’t really do anything, but I figure it gives a small sliver of something good to anyone who sees it. This list is far from contributing to a good cause! Today’s list is dedicated to some of the best rumps the world of anime has provided us weebs over the years. Some of the choicest animated butts so fine, they’d make Sir Mix-A-Lot drop his jaw! So, keep your hands where I can see them, and let’s take a look at 5 of the greatest anime butts of all time!

5) Chii - Chobits

We being this list with a character from a series that, for the most part, is quite pure. Though the show does focus on the fanservice side a little more, the titular Chii is incredibly wholesome. In a way, it feels really weird putting her here, as it almost comes across as exploitive given her child-like nature. On the other hand she is really cute, and is physically attractive despite basically being an android. Though her posterior isn’t seen often or directly, but on the occasions that you get a glimpse......it is nice.

4) Nonsummerjack - Ecchi Cosplayer

I confess I’m stretching the term of Anime with this choice, but hear me out. Sometimes, cosplayers practically bring that world to life with their costume work, and one of the best I’ve seen is Nonsummerjack. She’s been around since 2013 if my info is correct, and since then has produced some of the best ecchi cosplay. She never goes full nude, but maintains a perfect balance between sexy, sultry, fun, and even cute in some of her sets. As you can plainly see, I definitely like photos of her from......behind.

3) Rias Gremory - High School DxD

If there’s one thing I’ll give the High School DxD franchise credit for, it’s that it knows it’s a fan-service fueled action thrillride. If there isn’t a fight scene, or some talking among characters, there’s some particularly potent fan-service. Though virtually every single female could be placed here, I think the resident demon deserves this spot. Rias is a perfect balance between calculating, physical, and sexy. She knows when to think, when to fight, and when to show off a little skin. Not only that, but there is a caring side to her, and she knows when to use that part of her mind as well.

2) Centorea Shianus - Monster Musume: Everyday Life With Monster Girls

Though in the manga Papi is jokingly referred to as the “Butt” girl, but I think that’s a lie when compared to the resident centaur of the harem. Centorea (Or Cerea to those she trusts) is not only a noble knight, but is physically attractive as well. Though her chest is top notch, her rear end is something to behold. Yeah, it’s a horse’s end. Yeah, there’s horse parts down there. However, she’s not a horse, now is she? What’s really funny about her is that she always gets embarrassed when she’s in a dirty situation. Yet, there’s something endearing about that, and that’s one of the reasons why Centorea the noble knight is an endearing character.

1) Every Girl from Maken Ki

If putting a ecchi cosplayer on this list was a stretch, then this is a copout. As dirty as High School DxD could be, in a strange way it also had an odd sense of shame within it. Maken Ki? If it has any shame in it, it’s never shown in any way. It takes the concept of fighting & fanservice, turns the knob up to 11, and breaks it off! Picking just one girl to take is impossible, since every one of the main female cast members has a posterior that’s just perfect. Hell, every one of them is deliciously curvy, and many of them have an ample chest. Beyond ample, in certain cases.

And these were 5 of the greatest anime butts. Certainly an interesting selection, and if this series gets popular, perhaps I’ll do another one of these lists some other time. Whether next February or another month, I’m not sure. See you all soon!




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