Before we get to one of my number 1 albums of 2020, I wanted to take a brief detour into the Top 10 neighborhood. Not since March (September if you want to be really picky) have I done one of these, and today’s list is one I’ve been thinking about for quite some time. I think it’s a safe bet to say that there’s a Youtuber for every single color of the rainbow. Some are old, some are young. Some have a legacy that’s still around to this day, while others are beginning to establish a legacy of their own. Suffice it to say, I’ve watched a ton of Youtube since 2005, and I’ve come to love a variety of content creators.....so why not show who I love off to you? Here are my top 10 Youtubers! Let’s begin!
10) Super Huuman (Video)
If there was a Youtuber that embodied “Pleasure From Suffering”, it would be Super Huuman. I discovered this guy back in 2019 if I recall correctly, and he’s become an internet guilty pleasure for me. He’s not really that complex of a creator: he just does dumb wrestling move stunts, often with painful & hilarious results. Not much else I can say.
9) Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time (Video)
I sort of feel bad for these guys. A parody/tribute to one of the most iconic/infamous channels out there, Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time (ROSMT for short) are absolute dorks. When they’re not peeling potatoes with their own skin, cutting onions or carving meat with an axe, or causing mass destruction in the kitchen, they’re also performing some incredibly goofy skits. Whether it’s assembling an IKEA chair, or having to deal with the demonic entity that is Mr. Fox, you’re bound to see something ridiculous. After one of the cast had a child, and another saying that ROSMT was more of a hobby than anything else (Despite having a nice business on the side), the signs were put up for all to see. It’s a shame, as their old content is still entertaining, and I suspect that they would still be going strong today. Still, there’s a moment here and there where I swear I hear the faint sound of Swenglish echo in the wind, and the smell of Swedish food wafts in front of my nose.
8) Commander’s Quarters (Video) & Game Knights (Video) & Quest For The Janklord (Video)
For anyone who knows me personally, you’ll know that I’m a huge Magic The Gathering dork. I’ve been playing for almost 20 years, and I confess there’s been years where I wasn’t always the greatest player. Hell, even now I know I’m not always the best, but after discovering these three channels, I like to say that I’ve gained a little more knowledge. Each of these channels provided something unique to me: Commander’s Quarters gave me great ideas for inexpensive decks to make, Game Knights showed me that force sometimes is a good thing, and Quest For The Janklord told me to relax & make something weird once in a while (While also providing some entertaining skits & a weirdly intriguing story). There’s definitely something for any magic player on each of these channels, so give them all a go, and see what you think!
7) The Proper People (Video)
Urban Exploration has always fascinated me. Whether in this country or abroad, I always thought it would be cool to wander through various decrepit hotels, factories, and other locals. Thankfully, I can do that in the safety of my own home through The Proper People channel! Having produced content for the past 7 years, they’ve taken a look through a lot of places. The Glass Bank in Florida, numerous mental hospitals, and two abandoned nuclear reactors are just some of the places that these fine chaps have examined. What’s also cool is how much they respect the places they go to, as they make sure not to cause damage, and they never take anything. Good on you Proper People.....good on you!
6) Binging With Babish (Video) & HowToDrink (Video)
Some more cooking!
Okay, I gotta take a slight step back. Only one of these channels is cooking related. At over 9 million subscribers, and having made cooking videos since February of 2016, Binging With Babish has been simultaneously entertaining & informative. He’s taken on all kinds of real-life recipes, as well as numerous dishes from pop culture. From Bubble Bass’s orders from the Krusty Krab, to Squid Ink Pasta from Jojo, and just fairly recently Apple Cider Donuts, Babish has taken on a wide variety of foods with various degrees of success. HowToDrink is fundamentally in the same camp, but with an obvious focus of cocktails. He’s worked on real life Tiki cocktails, the Blue Milk from Galaxy’s Edge, and the flaming behemoth that is Café Brulot (That video was particularly entertaining on account of how scared the host was). Both of these channels are incredibly informative, and give out great recipes to try. If you’re interested in cooking or cocktail making, you’ll want to check these two out!
5) Sabaton History (Video)
I’m somewhat surprised that I didn’t put this channel higher. I recall being incredibly excited for this channel when the glorious Swedes began hyping it back in late 2018, and in early February of the next year the first episode premiered to a great amount of fanfare from the Sabaton faithful. For over 2 years, Joakim & Par talked about the background of the song in each episode, while the host of the series, Indy Neidell, talked about the history behind the track. They’ve covered practically everything in their entire discography, as well as a few side subjects (Heavy Metal history, for example). If they were a little slower with putting out each episode, and by extent making the show last a little longer, I may have put this channel a little higher on the list. Still, Sabaton History is a damn good channel, and whether you’re a fan of the music or the historical content, there is something for everybody here.
4) AVGN (Video)
The pioneer of the angry content reviewer, James Rolfe still manages to be relevant to this very day. It’s pretty remarkable that he can still be entertaining not just with his original character, but with many of the others that have come out over the ages. Though he’s looked at games from console & old computer’s past, in recent years he’s come over to the PC Master Race with some select reviews that really struck a chord with me. If he covered more PC games I may have considered putting the nerd a little higher on this list, but even if he didn’t I still find him not only to be nearly infinitely enjoyable to watch, but also an internet cornerstone that’s still standing strong today.
3) Civvie 11 (Video)
If you are an AVGN fan, or at the very least a fan of AVGN’s style of reviews, then you may like the maximum security prisoner CV-11. Take James Rolfe’s formula, focus on PC titles, and make an absolutely ridiculous backstory for one’s character, and you have Civvie. In a weird way I kinda feel a little more sympathy for Civvie, as he actually looks at a variety of games in terms of quality. Good, bad, mediocre, it doesn’t matter. Civvie has played games that would break lesser men.....as long as he wasn’t getting tazed for making too many Gordon Ramsey references, or being sent into the cold room for not wanting to finish Island Peril. If you wanted AVGN that covered a wider base of games, then this sad prisoner will be someone to watch!
2) LGR (Video)
By a nose hair or two did this channel miss the number one spot. For 14 years, LGR (Real name Clint) has been releasing all sorts of videos. Game reviews, PC parts review & analysis, thrift store adventures, unboxings, and even making sandwiches. LGR is a jack-of-all-trades kind of channel, yet there’s a consistent level of quality across everything he does. Not only that, but he’s also incredibly warming & welcoming, and manages to be pretty funny at just the right moment. Again, LGR just managed to miss being no. 1......but as usual on some recent years, you’re not going to be surprised at who did make it to the number one spot.
Before we get to my number 1, I wanted to talk about some honorable mentions. These two creators are the ultimate example of “Fallen From Grace” to me. Their content is good, no question asked, but maybe I don’t seek them out for.....personal reasons. Anyways, here are my Youtuber honorable mentions.
HM1) Razorfist (Video)
I find myself so conflicted with putting this.....guy, on this list anyway. Before a certain cheeto became president, he was more of an elitist gamer/metalhead youtuber that would delve into other geeky things once in a while. Once said cheeto became president, he became insufferably political, and it only got worse with each passing year. Nowadays, almost every video he puts out is some form of political video where he gets almost every fact wrong, and is just a far-right grifter that pours fuel on the fire in order to keep viewers glued to his hipster ass. 9 times out of 10 I stay far away from his channel on account of not wanting a brain aneurysm, but on rare occasions I come over to watch his older content, and the exceedingly rare modern video that even remotely interests me.
HM2) Vegan Black Metal Chef (Video)
I recall all the way back in 2011 when I first watched this bloodthirsty warlock set out to craft some of the most surprisingly great vegan food. Taking one part Julia Child, mixing in a little Darkthrone, and add a dash of humor, and you have a recipe for a surprisingly entertaining channel. He fell out of favor for me when I discovered an interview with him on ABC Nightline, and he came across like one of the self-righteous vegans that think they’re morally superior to anyone who even gets close to animals. He wasn’t necessarily smug, but you could sort of see a subtle “I’m Judging You” face when he was talking to the reporting. Still, his recipes are good (The ones I like at least), and I think the concept of a Black Metal musician cooking vegan food is kind of funny.
1) Silvervale (Video A/Video B) & Doug The Pug (Video)
Of course the most charming Sakura Wolf girl is going to be at number 1! No one.....especially people that know me personally.....should not be surprised by this! I’m not even sure what else I can say at this point about her: Silvervale is one of the sweetest, bighearted, warmest, and most hardworking Vtuber that’s out there. Maybe even the most, if I’m being honest. She puts so much work into even the littlest videos, and there’s also her real-life Mother & Brother that come in and join the fun as well (Their interactions are cute & fuzzy). Every single cent she gets from donations or when people buy her merch......she earns.
And then there’s Doug The Pug. For 6 to 7 years, this heartwarming little pooch, along with his kind owners, have crafted some of the cutest dog videos the internet has seen. Not only that, but Doug has gone to numerous children’s charities, and the attention that’s given to the kids is nothing short of warm & fuzzy amped up to 10. It might be silly to love a dog like Doug & his adorable antics so much, but when you’ve had dogs throughout your entire life, you’ll understand. 3 cheers for Doug!
And those were my top 10 Youtubers. All of the content creators here have made some fine material, and they all have earned their spot in the reaches of the internet. Well, I’m taking a break, but come back towards the end of the month, when I’ll show off one of my number 1 albums of the plague ridden year that was 2020. See you then!
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