It’s time for a look at Breast Cancer Awareness once again fellow Otaku & Metalheads!
I know it was silly last year when I took a look at Vtubers last year when I did 2021's list, but given the characters we see on Youtube & Twitch, they’re anime-adjacent if you ask me (Maybe more so if you watch Hololive or Nijisanji). If you just so happen to look at some of them, you’ll realize that their.....treasure chests.....are rather bountiful. Sure, they’re not real, but they definitely cause a reaction! So you know what? I’m doing Vtubers again this year! I picked out some of them that are particularly bountiful, and am showing them off here. So with that out of the way, here are 5 of the greatest anime chests for Breast Cancer Awareness.....number 6!
5) Hime Hajime (Video)
So, here’s the thing.....I’m not the biggest fan of the alien/dragon hybrid from space.
That’s not to say she isn’t entertaining, because she is. Youtuber Sydsnap has a fun & energetic personality, with just a nice dash of ecchi to her name. It makes perfect sense that she would voice the exceptionally blonde & bouncy Hime, and in her role she performs incredibly well! The reason I’m not the biggest fan is that her character comes across as a little too obnoxious sometimes. I know that in real life Sydsnap is actually pretty chill & rather nice, but that doesn’t come in for Hime sometimes. Still, I must admit there’s talent behind the character, and I can see why she has the fanbase she does. She’s not my favorite, but I won’t discount her in any way!
4) Zentreya (Video)
And here we come to a bit of an oddity among this list, as our dragon girl turned cyberpunk warrior doesn’t actually have a voice. When she originally started, Zen used speech bubbles to communicate, then changed to text-to-speech with a Russian voice, and finally text-to-speech with a British voice. As such, there’s a bizarre disconnect with her, yet there’s also an equally bizarre connection with Zentreya as well. Sure, she’s got a text-to-speech voice, but there’s a surprising amount of personality within that voice. There’s plenty of sass, sarcasm, wit, and occasional perviness within that robotic voice of her’s. She’s also got a great figure to boot. Whether it was her dragon form, or her cyberpunk getup, Zen has plenty of curves to her name (The Cyberpunk model has a deliciously ample busom). If you can get past the robotic nature of her voice, then you’ll find Zentreya to be surprisingly entertaining!
3) Prism Splay (Video)
And here is where things begin to get maybe a little.....easy.
As her Twitch page says, she’s a Roller-Skating Glitter-Bender, One-Horned Kinkromancer, Cosmic Unicorn, Rainbow Enthusiast, Real Handful. In many of her streams, she uses her boundless energy to entertain, delight, and perhaps turn-on her audience (Given her figure, and kinky she can be, the turn-on part is rather easy). However, what endears her to me isn’t the fan-service, but her education videos on Kink. From Vore, to Lactation, to being a Switch, to just fairly recently on how a BDSM dungeon operates, she brings on vtuber guests that have knowledge of the kink in question, and each episode is equal parts entertaining & educational. Even if you’re not into her fan-service (Or the dirty nature of most of her episodes), then the Kinkucational videos are really something to watch!
2) Vexoria (Video)
So, here’s the thing. For a brief moment, I considered the “Grape Snake Mommy” to be the number 1 girl on this list. She’s sensual, seductive, and her Snitties (That’s what she calls them) are quite bountiful. The only reason I didn’t, and I confess I got to this decision through a hint of kink-shaming......is because Goddess Vexoria is into Vore. In fact, that’s sort of part of her character. There’s times where she threatens to eats her chat, her devoted cultist Zolon, and sometimes any guest that comes her way (Apart from the few guests that are into Vore like her). However, the real reason why I like her is because she can be incredibly wholesome. When she talks about her real-life family (Zolon is her husband, and she has 2 kids), you can tell she really loves them. She’ll talk about her extended family with the same energy, and sometimes her Father-In-Law will enter her chat just to playfully troll her. On top of that, but she’s talked about some pretty heavy stuff once in a while. From saying it’s okay to cry, to talking about her first marriage (Which wasn’t the best), Vex hasn’t been afraid to talk about some real things that might get you teary-eyed. Again, this’ll be a little in the kink-shame territory, but if she wasn’t into Vore I would have put our grape goddess at the number one spot.....but an incredibly curvy cow rode right past her.
1) Miilkywayz (Video)
The funny thing about this celestial space cow is that her original model was actually less fan-servicey. If anything, it was surprisingly wholesome. Sure, she hand a bountiful chest, but a lot of the time nothing uber dirty took place. That was all thrown out the window a few months ago when she changed her vtuber model. The sweater she wore originally was gone , and instead she wears a sensual blue dress. Her figure became incredibly curvy from top to bottom, and the breasts went from humble, to being incredibly big fluffy clouds. It also doesn’t help the fact that the “Mommy Energy” emanating from her is 10-times stronger than it was before. She’s have you lie your head on her thighs to caress your hair one moment, then try to act sexual another moment why still trying to care for you. It’s a magical experience each time she streams, so check her out when you can!
And that was my 5 greatest anime chests for Breast Cancer Awareness, number 6. Yeah, vtubers aren’t real, but the people behind them are, and maybe they might be going through some rough times. If I can get attention to a real life illness through fictional characters, then I will call that a win. So, I’ll see you all next week, when we’ll be looking at Ozzy’s time in the last great decade ever. Until then, take care!
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If you’re curious about who I talked about in 2021, then click on the link below:
Top 5 Greatest Anime Chests (For Breast Cancer Awareness) No. 5
Also, if you’re curious about the Vtubers I mentioned here, click on the links below for their Twitch pages:
Hime Hajime
Zentreya
Prism Splay
Vexoria
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