Hey fellow Otaku & Metalheads. Got a bit of a personal post today, but don't worry. There's no politics, no philosophical connections with monster girls, etc. Hell, I don't think I'm going to be swearing, apart from a scant few words. To be honest, this was a post I wasn't sure I wanted to do. I'm revealing something pretty big in this, and I've been scared to do this every since the beginning of the month. However, I decided that perhaps some honesty was needed, and that this post was necessary.....so here goes.
I've been doing blog posts for quite a while now. My original site (Click here) has been up since May of 2011, and I stopped running it in 2014. I did create a Deadliest Warrior tribute blog (Click here), but I haven't done anything with it in ages. This blog, the Heavy Metal Otaku, may very well be the most consistent piece of the internet I've run. I've had this place up since August of 2014, and I've stayed with this ship for a little over 5 years at this point. Though I loved creating content for the previously mentioned sites, it's this one that I enjoy it the most. Heavy Metal Otaku may not get anywhere near as many views & comments, but I like the fact that I'm considerable more focused here that anywhere else. I've enjoyed posting up as much content as I have, and I've enjoyed entertaining any of you who like my work. However, I've got a confession to make.
I half-ass reviews sometimes! I don't hide the fact that there are times where I call upon the memory of a show rather that watch. I sometimes listen to certain songs off of an album rather than listen to the whole thing. Hell, when I make my lists I sometimes just throw things on to see if it sticks rather than given time to think about it! At times, I do this purely out of laziness. There are days that I want to make content, but I don't want to put that much work into it. Whether I'm sick, tired, or something else, there are times where I'll be lazy. Other times, I'll half-ass something because I'm rushing. Whether it's because of scheduling mishaps, or because I'm trying to get something out quicker than normal, I'll half-ass it.
NO MORE! I want this blog to me better than it is.......great even! From now on, I'm going to take things a bit more slowly. From now on, I'm going to sink my teeth into the anime & metal albums I review, rather than just nibble at them. From now on, you will see better made, better analyzed, and higher quality reviews & lists (Alongside other posts.....even Food For Thought/Though For Food). I love this blog, and even though I don't have as many viewers here as opposed to the other places where I made, I appreciate any of you who look at my stuff. I want to keep as many of you as I can, and I will do the best I can with the content I make!
That felt good. Glad I was being honest with all of you, and I hope I'm forgiven in someway. In any case, October isn't that far away, and I got something spooky to spring on all of you! See you soon!
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Not sure why I picked MTG artwork for this post. It seemed interesting to me I guess. If you're interested, click on the link below to see the card in question.
Magus of the Future (Future Sight)
Tuesday, September 24, 2019
Monday, September 16, 2019
My Top 10 Singers & Bands (2.0)
Welcome back fellow Otaku & Metalheads!
The first list I ever did on this blog was my original top 10 singers & bands list, but since then my musical tastes have expanded quite a bit. I’ve discovered new bands, and at the same time rediscovered older musicians who have since become favorites of mine. Everybody on my 2014 are still people I enjoy, but today I want to talk about some other bands or singers that tickle my fancy. So without further delay, here are 10 more singers & bands that I like. Let’s begin!
10) Queen (Song/Song)
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s getting into bands long after their heyday. That, or getting into a band my folks like years after they tried to introduce me to said group. Case in point is the iconic British titan known as Queen, and I can understand why some of you might get mad at me for putting them here. I do admit I’m exceptionally picky when it comes to what I like from these guys, and if I’m being a little more honest, I only really like the group’s final 2 albums with Freddy Mercury (Being near death’s door brings out the artist in some). That being said, I’m kinda glad I finally began listening to Queen. While I might not ever be a hardcore fan, I can definitely say I enjoy them a lot on a casual level, and who knows. Maybe I’ll get into them a little more down the line.
(Also, it didn’t help the fact that I got to see a Queen + Adam Lambert early last month. Definitely a fun & illuminating experience.)
9) Turmion Kätilöt (Song/Song)
If there’s one thing I can appreciate in the world of Heavy Metal (Or music in general), it’s the phenomenon that is the “Cult” band. Whether they’re from the states or from abroad, I always enjoy a group that has a smaller or more obscure following, as it makes for a more intimate experience when I listen to them. Chief among them is the Finnish industrial giants Turmion Kätilöt, and it’s all thanks to an old acquaintance of mine that I became introduced to them in the first place. Coming from someone that’s a die-hard Rammstein fan, I find that these guys are a fantastic alternative to not only them but more established Industrial Metal bands. Combining dark sensuality with a heavy dose of Shock Rock, Turmion Kätilöt have managed to stick around for over a decade and a half, and it’s always surprising to see who knows of them. I’ve been listening to them since 2007, and it’s 2019....so it’s safe to say they’re permanently among my favorite bands.
8) Judas Priest (Song/Song)
If you recall my original list, you’ll remember me putting these Heavy Metal titans in my honorable mentions section, citing that I’m incredibly picky about what I listen to from them. I still stand by that 5 years later, but now I’m considerably more adventurous about what I listen to from Judas Priest. My comfort zone is still their heyday in the 1980s, not to mention their brief presence in the 90s & from 2005 & onward, but now I’m far more curious about their origins in the 70s than ever before. Maybe I’ll get some time to listen to stuff from that decade when I get some!
7) King Diamond (Song/Song)
A relatively recent newcomer to my musical tastes, and for the longest time I blame the vocal work of the king himself as the reason for why I stayed away for so long. A few years prior I had got my feet wet with Death Metal & Black Metal, but Kim Bendix Petersen’s heavy usage of falsetto always turned me off. Come 2016, and I finally sat down to listen to his 2nd release, Abigail. I definitely enjoyed it, yet still didn’t feel compelled to listen to anything else. Ironically enough, it would take the intervention of metal elitest & Trump dick sucker Razorfist, as he put out a Metal Mythos (Which you can watch here) on the man conveniently on my birthday earlier this year, and when I was done things finally clicked for me. Incredible instrumentation, vocal work like that of a badass demon, wonderful atmosphere & storytelling, and one of the few times I like anything horror related. Now, I thoroughly enjoy the work of this awesome Danish man, and with The Institute coming out next year, you can bet that I’ll be sticking around the King Diamond camp for a while longer.
6) Moonspell (Song/Song)
What Type-O Negative was to American Gothic Metal (Ironic, given that Pete Steele actually didn’t like that term), Moonspell is to European Gothic Metal. Heavily inspired by their counterparts in the states, Fernando Ribeiro & friends I might actually like more than Peter Steele! Though he’s not as physically impressive, Fernando easily has mastery over everything gothic that comes his way, especially when Moonspell decides to go sensual. You know that you’ve done something right as a band, when your home country releases a series of stamps celebrating successful iconic bands.....and you’re one of them. I sincerely hope them come stateside again, cause I want to see them the first chance I get!
5) Metallica (Song/Song)
And here we reach a tough spot. I was considering putting Metallica bit higher on the list, but I had to take a step back & be a bit more objective. Their first 5 records are some of the most iconic Thrash Metal albums ever released to the public, and their the ones I hold close to my heart (Especially And Justice For All & The Black Album). Sadly, once it went past 1991, that’s where it all seemed to go downhill for the band. Death Magnetic & Hardwired To Self-Destruct certainly had some nice tunes, but they in no way hold a candle to anything off of Kill Em’ All, Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets, and the two mentioned above. As such, Metallica makes it right smack dab in the middle of this list. However.....
4) Kreator (Song/Song/Song)***
I like albums all over the career of these Teutonic Terrors! It did take me a bit long to get into these guys in comparison to Metallica’s first 5 releases, but once I got a connection I found my bond with Kreator to be far stronger than that of one of the American cornerstone of Thrash. Millie Petrozza generates so much force with his voice and his guitar work, and the rest of the band aren’t slouches by any means. This band isn’t afraid to go a bit darker that most other Thrash Metal groups (Though I think Sodom and possibly Destruction), they’re also not necessarily afraid to experiment as well. Though almost all of their output from the 90s wasn’t looked upon as well as that of the 80s and the 2000s/2010s, I still find it to be a fascinating time for Kreator. Regardless, these guys have become one of my foundations for my love of Thrash Metal, and I bet they are for some of you as well.
3) Korn (Song/Song)
I’ll state the following until the day I die: I feel bad for Nu Metal! Thanks in part to rapid commercialization (Even more so than Hair Metal), a notorious reputation among certain bands, Woodstock 99, the list can go on. Once it reached the mid/late 2000s, most bands in the style were gone, or were reduced in terms of popularity. Not only that, once it actually reached the early 2000s, the original wave of Nu Metal was all but gone, and the 2nd wave seemed to take over & disappear just a few years later. However, despite all this turmoil within Nu Metal, Korn has managed to live through it and still continue to be a shockingly consistent band. Despite some roadbumps of their own, they really are one of the few classic Nu Metal bands that still continue to make great albums, and once Brian Welch came back, they really felt like their old selves again. I was considering putting Korn at the number 2 spot, but it just barely missed the mark. Still, these guys are one of the big staples of Nu Metal, and after all this time.....I still have a soft spot for them.
2) Septicflesh (Song/Song)
Now we’re in the home stretch. I will admit, figuring out how the order of my number 2 and my number 1 were going to be was difficult. To me, I had to weigh “Clicking For Me” and “Emotional Value”, and those are some pretty big factors to figure out which is more significant. Ultimately, emotional value won out over something clicking in my head, but don’t take that to mean I think any less of this icons of the Greek Death Metal scene. Long before I even gained any appreciation for Septicflesh (And by extension Death Metal), I didn’t feel as much revulsion towards the few tracks I listened to from them as opposed to other bands in their style. Come 2014, and after listening to their album Titan, I understood Death Metal and it’s fans much more than I once did. I know I’m repeating myself when I say I might not ever be a full-blown Death Metal fan, but Septicflesh (Alongside a few others) have shown me that maybe the style isn’t as bad as I once assumed.
Before we get to my number 1 band, I wanted to take a look at some honorable mentions among the bands I like. Let me make this perfectly clear: the following bands aren’t garbage by any means. These 3 groups are all legendary in various ways, but there’s at least one or two issues I have with them that keep them off the main list. With that said, here are some of my Heavy Metal honorable mentions.
HM1) Iron Maiden (Song/Song)
What Judas Priest was to my original list, Iron Maiden is to this list. I confess I’m far more of a fan of Bruce Dickenson’s time in the band, rather than anything from the Paul Di'Anno or Blaze Bailey eras. Not to say that those two were necessarily bad, but Bruce is just as good as them....and then some. From Number Of The Beast to Fear Of The Dark, and then Brave New World & Book Of Souls, I find myself far more attracted to these particular records than anything else. Sure, this might seem narrow-minded for some of you, but Bruce Dickenson has, had, and always will be Iron Maiden to me, and thus I find his time in the band to be the best.
HM2) Grim Reaper (Song/Song)
If there’s one issue with “Cult” bands, it’s that sometimes there’s usually a factor that prevents them from becoming more popular. In the case of Turmion Kätilöt, it the fact that they’re more European focused. With Grim Reaper.....it would have to be it’s reputation. For a long time, this little British band was the butt of a lot of jokes. Some people from my generation, in fact, might recall Beavis & Butthead just outright mauling them on TV. It’s only until recent years thanks to a resurrection of sorts (Read here) that the jokes have subsided, and people realize at just how good the band can be. Sure, the first album or so might not have aged well, but it’s a safe bet to say that every record they put out is fun to listen to. Their reputation still has some mud on it’s face, but in maybe a year or two more, maybe they’ll finally be recognized as the legends that they deserve to be.
HM3) Battle Beast (Song/Song)
I find it rather heartbreaking that I’m putting these guys here. I discovered them back in 2017 when they were one of the opening acts for Sabaton’s tour that year (Along Leaves’ Eyes), and immediately fell in love with them. They were the perfect blend of old-school vibes & modern day Power Metal sensibilities. Steel is restrained but fun, their self-titled album is phenomenal, and Unholy Savior provided much of the same as the record before it. Sadly, Bringer of Pain & No More Hollywood Endings (The latter of which I was genuinely excited for) didn’t have the creative force of founding member Anton Kabanen behind them. If anything, they sound far more commercial & less inspired than they once were. None the less, my heart still beats for their earlier work, and thus I can’t completely exclude them from my library.
1) Sabaton (Song/Song)
Funny story: I first found out about this band way back in 2010, but didn’t really become hooked until 2016 when The Last Stand came out. I simply could not understand how Power Metal and historical warfare could not only mix, but be a highly effective mix at that. One I understood the mix, I have let into my life one of the most important & special bands I’ve ever encountered. From Primo Victoria to The Great War, there haven’t been that many bands that have made me simultaneously laugh, smile, and cry. However, Joakim & friends have managed to accomplish this task easily, and not a day goes by where I listen to at least one of their songs. Hell, whenever I’m not feeling good, their music is always there alongside plenty other Power Metal greats. I look forward to many more years of these Swedish greats, and I think all of their fans do so as well.
And there were 10 more of my top ten singers & bands. Perhaps a more bizarre compilation of groups than the one I did in 2014, but my musical tastes have changed a lot since then. Trying new bands and rediscovering old ones has helped me expand my Heavy Metal tastes, and I look forward to expanding some more. There’s one more post I got for September, and then it’s the celebration of another spooky band for October. See you all soon!
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If you’re curious about what my original 10 singers & bands were, check out the link below:
My Top 10 Singers & Bands (2014 Edition)
Also, kinda broke the mold with Kreator's songs. Kinda wanted to show off a spectrum of tunes from them.
The first list I ever did on this blog was my original top 10 singers & bands list, but since then my musical tastes have expanded quite a bit. I’ve discovered new bands, and at the same time rediscovered older musicians who have since become favorites of mine. Everybody on my 2014 are still people I enjoy, but today I want to talk about some other bands or singers that tickle my fancy. So without further delay, here are 10 more singers & bands that I like. Let’s begin!
10) Queen (Song/Song)
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s getting into bands long after their heyday. That, or getting into a band my folks like years after they tried to introduce me to said group. Case in point is the iconic British titan known as Queen, and I can understand why some of you might get mad at me for putting them here. I do admit I’m exceptionally picky when it comes to what I like from these guys, and if I’m being a little more honest, I only really like the group’s final 2 albums with Freddy Mercury (Being near death’s door brings out the artist in some). That being said, I’m kinda glad I finally began listening to Queen. While I might not ever be a hardcore fan, I can definitely say I enjoy them a lot on a casual level, and who knows. Maybe I’ll get into them a little more down the line.
(Also, it didn’t help the fact that I got to see a Queen + Adam Lambert early last month. Definitely a fun & illuminating experience.)
9) Turmion Kätilöt (Song/Song)
If there’s one thing I can appreciate in the world of Heavy Metal (Or music in general), it’s the phenomenon that is the “Cult” band. Whether they’re from the states or from abroad, I always enjoy a group that has a smaller or more obscure following, as it makes for a more intimate experience when I listen to them. Chief among them is the Finnish industrial giants Turmion Kätilöt, and it’s all thanks to an old acquaintance of mine that I became introduced to them in the first place. Coming from someone that’s a die-hard Rammstein fan, I find that these guys are a fantastic alternative to not only them but more established Industrial Metal bands. Combining dark sensuality with a heavy dose of Shock Rock, Turmion Kätilöt have managed to stick around for over a decade and a half, and it’s always surprising to see who knows of them. I’ve been listening to them since 2007, and it’s 2019....so it’s safe to say they’re permanently among my favorite bands.
8) Judas Priest (Song/Song)
If you recall my original list, you’ll remember me putting these Heavy Metal titans in my honorable mentions section, citing that I’m incredibly picky about what I listen to from them. I still stand by that 5 years later, but now I’m considerably more adventurous about what I listen to from Judas Priest. My comfort zone is still their heyday in the 1980s, not to mention their brief presence in the 90s & from 2005 & onward, but now I’m far more curious about their origins in the 70s than ever before. Maybe I’ll get some time to listen to stuff from that decade when I get some!
7) King Diamond (Song/Song)
A relatively recent newcomer to my musical tastes, and for the longest time I blame the vocal work of the king himself as the reason for why I stayed away for so long. A few years prior I had got my feet wet with Death Metal & Black Metal, but Kim Bendix Petersen’s heavy usage of falsetto always turned me off. Come 2016, and I finally sat down to listen to his 2nd release, Abigail. I definitely enjoyed it, yet still didn’t feel compelled to listen to anything else. Ironically enough, it would take the intervention of metal elitest & Trump dick sucker Razorfist, as he put out a Metal Mythos (Which you can watch here) on the man conveniently on my birthday earlier this year, and when I was done things finally clicked for me. Incredible instrumentation, vocal work like that of a badass demon, wonderful atmosphere & storytelling, and one of the few times I like anything horror related. Now, I thoroughly enjoy the work of this awesome Danish man, and with The Institute coming out next year, you can bet that I’ll be sticking around the King Diamond camp for a while longer.
6) Moonspell (Song/Song)
What Type-O Negative was to American Gothic Metal (Ironic, given that Pete Steele actually didn’t like that term), Moonspell is to European Gothic Metal. Heavily inspired by their counterparts in the states, Fernando Ribeiro & friends I might actually like more than Peter Steele! Though he’s not as physically impressive, Fernando easily has mastery over everything gothic that comes his way, especially when Moonspell decides to go sensual. You know that you’ve done something right as a band, when your home country releases a series of stamps celebrating successful iconic bands.....and you’re one of them. I sincerely hope them come stateside again, cause I want to see them the first chance I get!
5) Metallica (Song/Song)
And here we reach a tough spot. I was considering putting Metallica bit higher on the list, but I had to take a step back & be a bit more objective. Their first 5 records are some of the most iconic Thrash Metal albums ever released to the public, and their the ones I hold close to my heart (Especially And Justice For All & The Black Album). Sadly, once it went past 1991, that’s where it all seemed to go downhill for the band. Death Magnetic & Hardwired To Self-Destruct certainly had some nice tunes, but they in no way hold a candle to anything off of Kill Em’ All, Ride The Lightning, Master Of Puppets, and the two mentioned above. As such, Metallica makes it right smack dab in the middle of this list. However.....
4) Kreator (Song/Song/Song)***
I like albums all over the career of these Teutonic Terrors! It did take me a bit long to get into these guys in comparison to Metallica’s first 5 releases, but once I got a connection I found my bond with Kreator to be far stronger than that of one of the American cornerstone of Thrash. Millie Petrozza generates so much force with his voice and his guitar work, and the rest of the band aren’t slouches by any means. This band isn’t afraid to go a bit darker that most other Thrash Metal groups (Though I think Sodom and possibly Destruction), they’re also not necessarily afraid to experiment as well. Though almost all of their output from the 90s wasn’t looked upon as well as that of the 80s and the 2000s/2010s, I still find it to be a fascinating time for Kreator. Regardless, these guys have become one of my foundations for my love of Thrash Metal, and I bet they are for some of you as well.
3) Korn (Song/Song)
I’ll state the following until the day I die: I feel bad for Nu Metal! Thanks in part to rapid commercialization (Even more so than Hair Metal), a notorious reputation among certain bands, Woodstock 99, the list can go on. Once it reached the mid/late 2000s, most bands in the style were gone, or were reduced in terms of popularity. Not only that, once it actually reached the early 2000s, the original wave of Nu Metal was all but gone, and the 2nd wave seemed to take over & disappear just a few years later. However, despite all this turmoil within Nu Metal, Korn has managed to live through it and still continue to be a shockingly consistent band. Despite some roadbumps of their own, they really are one of the few classic Nu Metal bands that still continue to make great albums, and once Brian Welch came back, they really felt like their old selves again. I was considering putting Korn at the number 2 spot, but it just barely missed the mark. Still, these guys are one of the big staples of Nu Metal, and after all this time.....I still have a soft spot for them.
2) Septicflesh (Song/Song)
Now we’re in the home stretch. I will admit, figuring out how the order of my number 2 and my number 1 were going to be was difficult. To me, I had to weigh “Clicking For Me” and “Emotional Value”, and those are some pretty big factors to figure out which is more significant. Ultimately, emotional value won out over something clicking in my head, but don’t take that to mean I think any less of this icons of the Greek Death Metal scene. Long before I even gained any appreciation for Septicflesh (And by extension Death Metal), I didn’t feel as much revulsion towards the few tracks I listened to from them as opposed to other bands in their style. Come 2014, and after listening to their album Titan, I understood Death Metal and it’s fans much more than I once did. I know I’m repeating myself when I say I might not ever be a full-blown Death Metal fan, but Septicflesh (Alongside a few others) have shown me that maybe the style isn’t as bad as I once assumed.
Before we get to my number 1 band, I wanted to take a look at some honorable mentions among the bands I like. Let me make this perfectly clear: the following bands aren’t garbage by any means. These 3 groups are all legendary in various ways, but there’s at least one or two issues I have with them that keep them off the main list. With that said, here are some of my Heavy Metal honorable mentions.
HM1) Iron Maiden (Song/Song)
What Judas Priest was to my original list, Iron Maiden is to this list. I confess I’m far more of a fan of Bruce Dickenson’s time in the band, rather than anything from the Paul Di'Anno or Blaze Bailey eras. Not to say that those two were necessarily bad, but Bruce is just as good as them....and then some. From Number Of The Beast to Fear Of The Dark, and then Brave New World & Book Of Souls, I find myself far more attracted to these particular records than anything else. Sure, this might seem narrow-minded for some of you, but Bruce Dickenson has, had, and always will be Iron Maiden to me, and thus I find his time in the band to be the best.
HM2) Grim Reaper (Song/Song)
If there’s one issue with “Cult” bands, it’s that sometimes there’s usually a factor that prevents them from becoming more popular. In the case of Turmion Kätilöt, it the fact that they’re more European focused. With Grim Reaper.....it would have to be it’s reputation. For a long time, this little British band was the butt of a lot of jokes. Some people from my generation, in fact, might recall Beavis & Butthead just outright mauling them on TV. It’s only until recent years thanks to a resurrection of sorts (Read here) that the jokes have subsided, and people realize at just how good the band can be. Sure, the first album or so might not have aged well, but it’s a safe bet to say that every record they put out is fun to listen to. Their reputation still has some mud on it’s face, but in maybe a year or two more, maybe they’ll finally be recognized as the legends that they deserve to be.
HM3) Battle Beast (Song/Song)
I find it rather heartbreaking that I’m putting these guys here. I discovered them back in 2017 when they were one of the opening acts for Sabaton’s tour that year (Along Leaves’ Eyes), and immediately fell in love with them. They were the perfect blend of old-school vibes & modern day Power Metal sensibilities. Steel is restrained but fun, their self-titled album is phenomenal, and Unholy Savior provided much of the same as the record before it. Sadly, Bringer of Pain & No More Hollywood Endings (The latter of which I was genuinely excited for) didn’t have the creative force of founding member Anton Kabanen behind them. If anything, they sound far more commercial & less inspired than they once were. None the less, my heart still beats for their earlier work, and thus I can’t completely exclude them from my library.
1) Sabaton (Song/Song)
Funny story: I first found out about this band way back in 2010, but didn’t really become hooked until 2016 when The Last Stand came out. I simply could not understand how Power Metal and historical warfare could not only mix, but be a highly effective mix at that. One I understood the mix, I have let into my life one of the most important & special bands I’ve ever encountered. From Primo Victoria to The Great War, there haven’t been that many bands that have made me simultaneously laugh, smile, and cry. However, Joakim & friends have managed to accomplish this task easily, and not a day goes by where I listen to at least one of their songs. Hell, whenever I’m not feeling good, their music is always there alongside plenty other Power Metal greats. I look forward to many more years of these Swedish greats, and I think all of their fans do so as well.
And there were 10 more of my top ten singers & bands. Perhaps a more bizarre compilation of groups than the one I did in 2014, but my musical tastes have changed a lot since then. Trying new bands and rediscovering old ones has helped me expand my Heavy Metal tastes, and I look forward to expanding some more. There’s one more post I got for September, and then it’s the celebration of another spooky band for October. See you all soon!
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If you’re curious about what my original 10 singers & bands were, check out the link below:
My Top 10 Singers & Bands (2014 Edition)
Also, kinda broke the mold with Kreator's songs. Kinda wanted to show off a spectrum of tunes from them.
Saturday, September 7, 2019
Food For Thought/Thought For Food No. 15: Bullshit Justice Must Stop
I wasn't sure I wanted to talk about this. The meat of this subject is pretty sensitive, not to mention something that's already caused a bit of a shitstorm. Ultimately, I wanted to wait a few days before I said something so things cooled down at least a little, and to see if anything else came out to clarify the situation. So......here goes.
Just this past weekend, Alec Holowka, indie game developer & co-founder of 3 independent game companies (Infinite Ammo, Infinite Fall, and Bit Blot), decided to take his own life. At first this seems like a genuinely tragic event (Which it still is regardless of what comes next), until you realize why he killed himself. Just a few days prior, Alec was the target of caustic 3rd wave Feminism (The kind that doesn't help women & men) & Cancel Culture, as he was accused of sexual assault by the typical suspects. Zoe Quinn, Anita Sarkeesian, and even Brianna Wu crawls out from whatever rock she was living under, calling upon the unholy event known as GamerGate as a scapegoat for her accusations. Needless to say, Alec was fired from his job, and was just torn apart online by throngs of Bullshit Justice Warriors. Needless to say, he was understandably devastated, and thus took his own life.
This incident just took Bullshit Justice to a whole new level. It's been god awful in recent years, but with this tragedy.....it's become something unholy at this point. At this very moment, Bullshit Justice now has genuine blood on it's hand, and it's going to leave a permanent stain. Gamergate may have started the title-wave of BS that just about every aspect of our pop culture feels these days, but eventually it died off. Ghostbusters 2016 was a slap in the face to both male & female fans, but people eventually forgot about it (Except in conversations about Bullshit Justice). With the suicide of Alec Holowka? This will forever tarnish the games industry, and not to mention the memory of #MeToo when it actually meant something. Now Anita's been talked about to death, so I'm not going to go into any details, and for Brianna Wu.....well, I don't know shit about you, so I'm not going to waste my breath on you. Nope, I'm going to unload all my verbal ammo at you Zoe, cause I got some shit to say to you!
This isn't the first time you've caused some chaos. Of course there was GamerGate, and the only reason that it happened was because you were fucking a reporter from Kotaku & said reporter was writing favorable reviews about you, and once you got caught you hid behind the false pretense that women were getting harassed in the games industry, & you didn't want to take the blame so that your "Strong Independent Woman" look would even remotely get tarnished. Then there was the time that you were raising money for development of a video game, only for said money to instead being used for a trip to Japan......for yourself. And of course, there's Holowka's suicide.
Now, is it possible that he could have done the things you said? Sure. Absolutely. Unfortunately in this day and age, it seems that some of the nicest people are secretly some of the worst scumbags. Here's the problem: you didn't go to the police to tell them, you offered absolutely no evidence to the accusations leveled against Holowka's suicide, and magically & mysteriously your Twitter account gets turned off shortly after your claims were said. Hmmm, it's almost as if you're just lying again for attention and power. It's almost as if you want to stamp out any sliver of goodwill that feminism and the #MeToo movement has left, and just turn into your own personal weapons to use against men (and some women) youdon't like because they won't play ball with you. Fuck off, and take your fake feminism with you.
My final words: honesty dies, Bullshit Justice walks.
I needed to get this off my chest, as I couldn't hold off on this for long. Suffice it to say, I don't think this will be the last that this incident gets brought up this year. Luckily, I got some happier material coming down the pipeline, so stay tuned!
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If you like to see where I got some of the information for this rant, click on the link below:
Zoe Quinn causes Night In The Woods Cancel Culture Tragedy (SidAlpha)
Just this past weekend, Alec Holowka, indie game developer & co-founder of 3 independent game companies (Infinite Ammo, Infinite Fall, and Bit Blot), decided to take his own life. At first this seems like a genuinely tragic event (Which it still is regardless of what comes next), until you realize why he killed himself. Just a few days prior, Alec was the target of caustic 3rd wave Feminism (The kind that doesn't help women & men) & Cancel Culture, as he was accused of sexual assault by the typical suspects. Zoe Quinn, Anita Sarkeesian, and even Brianna Wu crawls out from whatever rock she was living under, calling upon the unholy event known as GamerGate as a scapegoat for her accusations. Needless to say, Alec was fired from his job, and was just torn apart online by throngs of Bullshit Justice Warriors. Needless to say, he was understandably devastated, and thus took his own life.
This incident just took Bullshit Justice to a whole new level. It's been god awful in recent years, but with this tragedy.....it's become something unholy at this point. At this very moment, Bullshit Justice now has genuine blood on it's hand, and it's going to leave a permanent stain. Gamergate may have started the title-wave of BS that just about every aspect of our pop culture feels these days, but eventually it died off. Ghostbusters 2016 was a slap in the face to both male & female fans, but people eventually forgot about it (Except in conversations about Bullshit Justice). With the suicide of Alec Holowka? This will forever tarnish the games industry, and not to mention the memory of #MeToo when it actually meant something. Now Anita's been talked about to death, so I'm not going to go into any details, and for Brianna Wu.....well, I don't know shit about you, so I'm not going to waste my breath on you. Nope, I'm going to unload all my verbal ammo at you Zoe, cause I got some shit to say to you!
This isn't the first time you've caused some chaos. Of course there was GamerGate, and the only reason that it happened was because you were fucking a reporter from Kotaku & said reporter was writing favorable reviews about you, and once you got caught you hid behind the false pretense that women were getting harassed in the games industry, & you didn't want to take the blame so that your "Strong Independent Woman" look would even remotely get tarnished. Then there was the time that you were raising money for development of a video game, only for said money to instead being used for a trip to Japan......for yourself. And of course, there's Holowka's suicide.
Now, is it possible that he could have done the things you said? Sure. Absolutely. Unfortunately in this day and age, it seems that some of the nicest people are secretly some of the worst scumbags. Here's the problem: you didn't go to the police to tell them, you offered absolutely no evidence to the accusations leveled against Holowka's suicide, and magically & mysteriously your Twitter account gets turned off shortly after your claims were said. Hmmm, it's almost as if you're just lying again for attention and power. It's almost as if you want to stamp out any sliver of goodwill that feminism and the #MeToo movement has left, and just turn into your own personal weapons to use against men (and some women) youdon't like because they won't play ball with you. Fuck off, and take your fake feminism with you.
My final words: honesty dies, Bullshit Justice walks.
I needed to get this off my chest, as I couldn't hold off on this for long. Suffice it to say, I don't think this will be the last that this incident gets brought up this year. Luckily, I got some happier material coming down the pipeline, so stay tuned!
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If you like to see where I got some of the information for this rant, click on the link below:
Zoe Quinn causes Night In The Woods Cancel Culture Tragedy (SidAlpha)
Sunday, September 1, 2019
My Top 5 Highest Viewed Posts (At This Time) No. 5: Special Edition
Well fellow Otaku & Metalheads, this is it. On this month 5 years ago, The Heavy Metal Otaku blog was born. A more refined version of my original site Simple Anime Reviews & Facts, I have somehow managed to keep my little part of the internet open to everybody. Dedicated to the ways of Heavy Metal & Anime (Alongside a few other things), I feel far more comfortable working here than on the scatterbrain battlefield of Simple Anime Reviews & Facts. So, to celebrate being on here for 5 years, it’s time once again to show off my highest viewed posts......but this year it’s going to have a twist!
Instead of a bunch of posts with high views, I’m expanding things slightly. This time around, I’ll be talking about one highly viewed post per year that I’ve been around. Not only that, but I’ll be talking about 6 posts instead of 5, so consider the title of this to be a bit of a lie. With that out of the way, here are my top 5 highly viewed posts........the special edition!
6) My Top 5 Movies Of 2014 (Currently at 38 Views)
I will admit one thing to all of you: I was kind of half-assing things in 2014. Stopping one blog and starting another was basically pushing a reset for me, and thus I felt like an amateur blogger once again (The views from then definitely show). I kinda rushed everything for those first few months, and thus I kind of cringe at what I read from then. That being said, I was kinda surprised when I saw this post have the highest number of views in 2014. There were definitely some awesome movies that came out back then, so maybe that’s the reason why it got all the views it did. Definitely a surprise to me!
5) Convention Review - Genericon 2019 (Currently at 60 Views)
Straight out from earlier this year, I confess I had a little bit of ego in this post, and was a tiny bit hearbroken as well. Genericon 32 was the 10th in an unbroken string of trips to RPI for a weekend of geekery & being among people I’m incredibly comfortable around. I was hoping that newer con-goers would see this review & be inspired to continue going, but with just 6 dozen people reading this, I was a tiny bit sad. That being said, I’m still happy that it got the views it did, and who knows. Maybe this list might get people to read it more.
4) Metal Overview - Turmion Kätilöt (Currently at 263 Views)
Out of every overview I’ve made so far, I’m still puzzled at the amount of views on this one. Compared to Europe, the status of these Finnish madmen here in the United States is heavily with the “Cult” territory. I was introduced to this band all the way back in 2007 all thanks to a then friend/acquaintance, but I’m amazed at just how few people I’ve met know of Turmion Kätilöt. So color me surprised when I put this overview up back in 2015 (Not to mention the updates I gave it), and the amount of people that read it really shocked me. I sincerely hope that the band puts out more albums, as it’ll keep giving me excuses to update the overview & show off the band some more.
3) Food For Thought/Thought for Food No. 1: Cosplay is Not Consent (Currently at 338 Views)
2016 was the birth of my Food For Thought/Thought For Food series of posts, and I’m glad that I don’t post them often. 9 times out of 10 they’re about something that either pissed me off or pissed a lot of people off. My first entry in this series is no exception: I remember this being something of an issue back when I originally put this up, and it’s still an issue in 2019. Seeing the butchered pictures beforehand (That I eventually put in the post) just made my rage sharper & more obvious than it already was, and thus the seeds were planted for a really sporadic series of articles for my blog that continues to this day....for better or for worse.
2) Convention Review - Connecticon 2018 (Currently at 443 Views)
You’ve seen this one a few times here on the Heavy Metal Otaku blog, but this one bears repeating for a couple of reasons. For starters, it’s one of the highest viewed articles I made. Connecticon’s taking a hit in recent years, so it’s nice to see a lot of people who love the convention take time out of their day to read what I thought about it. Secondly, it’s one of the terribly few times that people have commented on.....anything I’ve posted on the blog. By this time that this review came out last year, it had been nearly 4 years since my little corner of the internet was up, so I was shocked that somebody left a few words saying something. That makes me incredibly happy! Of course.....
1) Convention Review - Connecticon 2017 (Currently at 568 Views)
There’s Connecticon 2017. Like my review for the convention at no. 2, I’ve talked about this post a couple times since it’s release. The single biggest difference between these two......is that I completely understand why this review has gotten so many views. 2016 seemed to be when the annual gathering of nerds at Hartford CT began to go downhill, and I faintly remember hearing some rumblings then. 2017 was where I started hearing a bit more, not to mention discovering some of the reasons why Connecticon was changing. I can only assume 2 reasons as to why this review got so many views: either people shared my sentiments at the time, or more casual Connecticon goers were curious. Either way, my review for Connecticon 2017 is the highest viewed post out of everything I’ve made.....and I don’t think it’ll ever get dethroned.
And thus concludes a special edition of the highest viewed posts. It’s definitely surprising to see how things have changed & progressed from 2014 to 2019, and I look forward to seeing what the next five years will bring. I’ll have some more celebratory content later on this month, so see you soon!
Instead of a bunch of posts with high views, I’m expanding things slightly. This time around, I’ll be talking about one highly viewed post per year that I’ve been around. Not only that, but I’ll be talking about 6 posts instead of 5, so consider the title of this to be a bit of a lie. With that out of the way, here are my top 5 highly viewed posts........the special edition!
6) My Top 5 Movies Of 2014 (Currently at 38 Views)
I will admit one thing to all of you: I was kind of half-assing things in 2014. Stopping one blog and starting another was basically pushing a reset for me, and thus I felt like an amateur blogger once again (The views from then definitely show). I kinda rushed everything for those first few months, and thus I kind of cringe at what I read from then. That being said, I was kinda surprised when I saw this post have the highest number of views in 2014. There were definitely some awesome movies that came out back then, so maybe that’s the reason why it got all the views it did. Definitely a surprise to me!
5) Convention Review - Genericon 2019 (Currently at 60 Views)
Straight out from earlier this year, I confess I had a little bit of ego in this post, and was a tiny bit hearbroken as well. Genericon 32 was the 10th in an unbroken string of trips to RPI for a weekend of geekery & being among people I’m incredibly comfortable around. I was hoping that newer con-goers would see this review & be inspired to continue going, but with just 6 dozen people reading this, I was a tiny bit sad. That being said, I’m still happy that it got the views it did, and who knows. Maybe this list might get people to read it more.
4) Metal Overview - Turmion Kätilöt (Currently at 263 Views)
Out of every overview I’ve made so far, I’m still puzzled at the amount of views on this one. Compared to Europe, the status of these Finnish madmen here in the United States is heavily with the “Cult” territory. I was introduced to this band all the way back in 2007 all thanks to a then friend/acquaintance, but I’m amazed at just how few people I’ve met know of Turmion Kätilöt. So color me surprised when I put this overview up back in 2015 (Not to mention the updates I gave it), and the amount of people that read it really shocked me. I sincerely hope that the band puts out more albums, as it’ll keep giving me excuses to update the overview & show off the band some more.
3) Food For Thought/Thought for Food No. 1: Cosplay is Not Consent (Currently at 338 Views)
2016 was the birth of my Food For Thought/Thought For Food series of posts, and I’m glad that I don’t post them often. 9 times out of 10 they’re about something that either pissed me off or pissed a lot of people off. My first entry in this series is no exception: I remember this being something of an issue back when I originally put this up, and it’s still an issue in 2019. Seeing the butchered pictures beforehand (That I eventually put in the post) just made my rage sharper & more obvious than it already was, and thus the seeds were planted for a really sporadic series of articles for my blog that continues to this day....for better or for worse.
2) Convention Review - Connecticon 2018 (Currently at 443 Views)
You’ve seen this one a few times here on the Heavy Metal Otaku blog, but this one bears repeating for a couple of reasons. For starters, it’s one of the highest viewed articles I made. Connecticon’s taking a hit in recent years, so it’s nice to see a lot of people who love the convention take time out of their day to read what I thought about it. Secondly, it’s one of the terribly few times that people have commented on.....anything I’ve posted on the blog. By this time that this review came out last year, it had been nearly 4 years since my little corner of the internet was up, so I was shocked that somebody left a few words saying something. That makes me incredibly happy! Of course.....
1) Convention Review - Connecticon 2017 (Currently at 568 Views)
There’s Connecticon 2017. Like my review for the convention at no. 2, I’ve talked about this post a couple times since it’s release. The single biggest difference between these two......is that I completely understand why this review has gotten so many views. 2016 seemed to be when the annual gathering of nerds at Hartford CT began to go downhill, and I faintly remember hearing some rumblings then. 2017 was where I started hearing a bit more, not to mention discovering some of the reasons why Connecticon was changing. I can only assume 2 reasons as to why this review got so many views: either people shared my sentiments at the time, or more casual Connecticon goers were curious. Either way, my review for Connecticon 2017 is the highest viewed post out of everything I’ve made.....and I don’t think it’ll ever get dethroned.
And thus concludes a special edition of the highest viewed posts. It’s definitely surprising to see how things have changed & progressed from 2014 to 2019, and I look forward to seeing what the next five years will bring. I’ll have some more celebratory content later on this month, so see you soon!
Monday, August 26, 2019
5 Hair Metal Albums You Should Own
Last call fellow Otaku & Metalheads!
I got one last bit of nostalgia for all of you! As usual with my music festivals, it’s time to talk about some albums you should go out and buy, or at the very least listen to at least once. We obviously finished up looking at some Hair Metal legends, so it’s obvious that I’d be talking about some records from that genre. This list was perhaps one of the easiest to make for the most part, since I got a personal connection with most of the choices here. So, without further delay, here are 5 Hair Metal albums you should own. Enjoy!
1) Van Halen - 1984 (Sample Song)
1984 is a significant album in the history of Van Halen. It would be the last time that iconic frontman David Lee Roth would sing with them (Until A Different Kind Of Truth in 2012), and because of that the band seemed to go all out with this release. Instrumentation is a perfect mix between rock & metal, the vocal work from David was up to his usual standard, and the keyboard was a nice complement to everything else. 1984 goes by a little faster when compared to everything else on this list (Along with their own albums as well), but it’s an example of a faster band worth listening to a few times!
2) Steel Panther - Feel The Steel (Sample Song)
Steel Panther are such a conflicting band for me. On the one hand, they’ve essentially made the same album over & over. Kinda like the Gothic Power Metal stylings of Powerwolf, every record sounds almost like everything else they put out. On the other hand, it’s obvious that they sincerely love what they do, and are genuine Hair Metal fans. Feel The Steel is perhaps the best thing they put out, and it shows! They’re turning the knob to 11 with the instrumentation, vocal work, and sleaze. This album will make you laugh, and you’ll also be impressed by just how much they don’t give a crap about what anyone politically correct might say about them. That alone should make it a record to seek out!
3) W.A.S.P. - Still Not Black Enough (Sample Song)
I was torn between picking either their starting record and this one. Both are fantastic, but I decided to pick Still Not Black Enough for the list. It’s an example of a Hair Metal band simultaneously trying new things, yet not completely losing sight of their past. Yes, the record is perhaps one of the most obscure releases of the 1990s. Yes, W.A.S.P. fans might not pick it out in comparison to the rest of their discography, but it’s perhaps the most powerful record emotionally wise. I’ve already done a review for it, and took a look at it again earlier this month in part 2 of the overview, so all I can say is to give it a try. Whether you somehow manage to find a physical copy or listen to it on youtube and/or itunes, it’s definitely worth your time!
4) Dokken - Under Lock And Key (Sample Song) & Back For The Attack (Sample Song)
I will fully admit that I only knew about Dokken through their music video for Dream Warriors, and by extension the song. It’s only been in recent years that I’ve really delved into their discography, so I find it appropriate that I put the first 2 albums I ever listened to from these icons here. Both are absolutely fantastic records, and despite the commercial nature of Hair Metal, the band always tried something at least a little different on each release. Under Lock And Key comes across like the lost soundtrack to a spy movie, while Back For The Attack (More specifically the opening track) deals with AIDS.....in 1987! Even if Heavy Metal has never interested you, I say at least give these two albums a try. It’ll certainly be an experience, regardless of the end result.
5) Whitesnake - Flesh & Blood (Sample Song)
I was genuinely shocked that Whitesnake had put out a brand new album in 2019. While they have more of a cult-like following here in the states, over in Europe (Especially in their home country of England) they’re still pretty big. Flesh & Blood is the 4th album in their return since 2008, and the 13th in their just over 40 years of existence. I absolutely dig this record: David Coverdale’s voice still sounds incredible after all this time, the band is great on guitar, bass, and drums, and the music straddles the line between Hair/Heavy Metal & Blues/Hard Rock perfectly without falling into one side. If for whatever reason you’re not a fan of older Whitesnake, maybe this modern release is what you’re looking for.
And with those last words typed out, Hair Metal Hysteria has come to an end. It was fun to talk a walk down metal’s memory lane, and examine a style that many oldschoolers still hold to their hearts to this day. I was born late to enjoy it when I was young, but when I got into it when I was older, I can’t say I was anything short of happy when I did. With that said, see you all in September for a very special birthday, as this blog.....turns 5 years old.
I got one last bit of nostalgia for all of you! As usual with my music festivals, it’s time to talk about some albums you should go out and buy, or at the very least listen to at least once. We obviously finished up looking at some Hair Metal legends, so it’s obvious that I’d be talking about some records from that genre. This list was perhaps one of the easiest to make for the most part, since I got a personal connection with most of the choices here. So, without further delay, here are 5 Hair Metal albums you should own. Enjoy!
1) Van Halen - 1984 (Sample Song)
1984 is a significant album in the history of Van Halen. It would be the last time that iconic frontman David Lee Roth would sing with them (Until A Different Kind Of Truth in 2012), and because of that the band seemed to go all out with this release. Instrumentation is a perfect mix between rock & metal, the vocal work from David was up to his usual standard, and the keyboard was a nice complement to everything else. 1984 goes by a little faster when compared to everything else on this list (Along with their own albums as well), but it’s an example of a faster band worth listening to a few times!
2) Steel Panther - Feel The Steel (Sample Song)
Steel Panther are such a conflicting band for me. On the one hand, they’ve essentially made the same album over & over. Kinda like the Gothic Power Metal stylings of Powerwolf, every record sounds almost like everything else they put out. On the other hand, it’s obvious that they sincerely love what they do, and are genuine Hair Metal fans. Feel The Steel is perhaps the best thing they put out, and it shows! They’re turning the knob to 11 with the instrumentation, vocal work, and sleaze. This album will make you laugh, and you’ll also be impressed by just how much they don’t give a crap about what anyone politically correct might say about them. That alone should make it a record to seek out!
3) W.A.S.P. - Still Not Black Enough (Sample Song)
I was torn between picking either their starting record and this one. Both are fantastic, but I decided to pick Still Not Black Enough for the list. It’s an example of a Hair Metal band simultaneously trying new things, yet not completely losing sight of their past. Yes, the record is perhaps one of the most obscure releases of the 1990s. Yes, W.A.S.P. fans might not pick it out in comparison to the rest of their discography, but it’s perhaps the most powerful record emotionally wise. I’ve already done a review for it, and took a look at it again earlier this month in part 2 of the overview, so all I can say is to give it a try. Whether you somehow manage to find a physical copy or listen to it on youtube and/or itunes, it’s definitely worth your time!
4) Dokken - Under Lock And Key (Sample Song) & Back For The Attack (Sample Song)
I will fully admit that I only knew about Dokken through their music video for Dream Warriors, and by extension the song. It’s only been in recent years that I’ve really delved into their discography, so I find it appropriate that I put the first 2 albums I ever listened to from these icons here. Both are absolutely fantastic records, and despite the commercial nature of Hair Metal, the band always tried something at least a little different on each release. Under Lock And Key comes across like the lost soundtrack to a spy movie, while Back For The Attack (More specifically the opening track) deals with AIDS.....in 1987! Even if Heavy Metal has never interested you, I say at least give these two albums a try. It’ll certainly be an experience, regardless of the end result.
5) Whitesnake - Flesh & Blood (Sample Song)
I was genuinely shocked that Whitesnake had put out a brand new album in 2019. While they have more of a cult-like following here in the states, over in Europe (Especially in their home country of England) they’re still pretty big. Flesh & Blood is the 4th album in their return since 2008, and the 13th in their just over 40 years of existence. I absolutely dig this record: David Coverdale’s voice still sounds incredible after all this time, the band is great on guitar, bass, and drums, and the music straddles the line between Hair/Heavy Metal & Blues/Hard Rock perfectly without falling into one side. If for whatever reason you’re not a fan of older Whitesnake, maybe this modern release is what you’re looking for.
And with those last words typed out, Hair Metal Hysteria has come to an end. It was fun to talk a walk down metal’s memory lane, and examine a style that many oldschoolers still hold to their hearts to this day. I was born late to enjoy it when I was young, but when I got into it when I was older, I can’t say I was anything short of happy when I did. With that said, see you all in September for a very special birthday, as this blog.....turns 5 years old.
Saturday, August 24, 2019
Metal Overview: W.A.S.P. (Part 3)
Let’s get stung one last time fellow Otaku & Metalheads!
Last week was my take on the band’s time in the 90s. Some of their most iconic & unique albums were born in the most creative decade when it came to music (Heavy Metal or otherwise), Blackie Lawless seemed to have come back to his wilder days by the end of the decade thanks to Helldorado. However, once it became 2000, he would change once again, and said change would be permanent. To some, this change led to perhaps the best music he’s ever made. To others, this sealed his fate as in a way that didn’t match up with his prior works. Let’s not build up any more suspense, and take a look at part 3 of my examination of W.A.S.P.!
Unholy Terror (2001)
Helldorado was a welcome sight by the end of the 90s. With 3 serious & emotionally heavy records beforehand, it was great to see W.A.S.P. back in their comfort zone. It was also great to see Blackie Lawless & Chris Holmes reunite, as the two were perhaps the wildest members of the band back in the 80s. However, around the turn of the new millennium the band would transform once again, as Blackie Lawless would become a Born-Again Christian, and the band would adopt a socio-political stance that would stay with them all the way to today. Whether that’s a good thing or not depends on what period of the band you like, but regardless this transformation gave Blackie a new source of inspiration to make music. Given that he embraced faith, a light went off in his head, and he furiously went to work at the 1st W.A.S.P. album of the 2000s. Then, on April the 3rd, 2001, Unholy Terror was released onto the world.
Despite the name of the record, it actually wasn’t a memorial to 9/11 (More on that a little later), but instead was a take on why so many young Christians (And maybe some older ones) are driven away from the church due to it’s many acts of hypocrisy. And while I’m not religious in any manner....at the same time I’m under the belief that maybe potshots should be taken at the Church in this country. Unholy Terror definitely does the potshotting quite well, but it never loses that classic W.A.S.P. sound & feel. Sadly, this record would be the last time that the team of Lawless & Holmes would ever be together, but more on that later. Suffice it to say, the album surprised me upon my first listening of it, and it’s become one of my favorites of the 3rd form of W.A.S.P.........but it’s not my favorite (Hint Hint).
Best Track? Locomotive Man has to be the catchiest track on the album. From the opening guitar notes, you know immediately that you’re in for a wild ride! The whole song feels like you’re actually on a train thanks once again to the guitar, and at the head is a religious zealot of a conductor who’s taking everybody on board to their supposed maker. Complete with fantastic drums & Blackie’s signature voice, Locomotive Man easily takes the spot for best track of Unholy Terror.
Locomotive Man
Worst Track? The subject matter is about the only bad thing I can call out Unholy Terror on.....but not in the way you think. For a guy that converted to Christianity beforehand, Blackie Lawless has a lot of guts criticizing the faith that just recently brought him in with open arms. I will say that if this was planned out ahead of time, then this is one of the greatest ambushes in the history of Heavy Metal! Again, I’m not against religion in any manner, but I’m under the firm belief that Christianity need to get called out on once in a while, and this release does a damn good job at what it’s supposed to do!
Unholy Terror is.....good! Shockingly good, in fact. I admit I was dreading listening to this record when I did my research, but by the time I was done, I was glad I did. It might not be the W.A.S.P. of old (As far as subject matter is concerned), but it still has the energy of the glory days of the 80s, and it is most certainly recommended. Next album!
Dying For The World (2002)
September 11, 2001. The day that the Twin Towers were the target of a terrorist attack, and the day that America’s bubble burst. It was also the day that the home of Blackie Lawless would forever gain an awful scar that thankfully has healed for the most part. Sadly, the scar that would be inflicted upon Blackie would be a deep one.....yet the pain he was feeling would put him in the most furious & creative period of his life, as in just 9 months he & the band would make music like they’ve never done before, and on the 11th of June 2002, Dying For The World was released.
Dedicated to the victims of 9/11, the album might actually eclipse the majority of their 90s output in terms of seriousness, but by 2002 it would be the last time that Chris Holmes would ever been with the band. His more “Rock ‘n’ Roll” attitude didn’t match up with the new socio-political/religious outlook that his former bandmate, and he’s been spitting venomous comments at Blackie ever since. Ironically, we’ve only ever heard Chris say anything, as Lawless only alluded to it at a press conference in 2017, and even then he didn’t really address it. Suffice it to say, but we may never know the full story.
Best Track? Even before listening to this release, looking at the track-listing & spotting Hallowed Ground was a sure sign that it might make it here. Upon listening to it for the 1st time, it’s position as the best track of Dying For The World was assured! Though virtually everything on this record is emotional & serious, it’s on this song where everything that Blackie is feeling as he crafted this release is concentrated. Forgoing a faster pace, Hallowed Ground is more of a tragic ballad. The guitars are slow but powerful, the drums are steady & to the point, and Lawless is just belting his heart out when he sings. Easily the biggest tearjerker of the record.
Hallowed Ground
Worst Track? Rushed is the only issue with this album. Normally, Blackie likes to take his time in crafting a record. Taking time in the atmosphere, instrumentation, vocals, and lyrics. In his defense, New York City is his home, and I couldn’t even begin to imagine what Lawless was feeling seeing the Twin Towers in ruins, so getting an album out as soon as possible to convey his feelings is understandable. If I’m being perfectly honest, the rushed aspect of the album doesn’t hurt the music in any way, and in fact it might actually help add some atmosphere.
Dying For The World. It comes across as rushed, but at the same time is a very heartfelt & serious tribute to the city that Blackie Lawless loves. New Yorkers will get a kick out of this, and W.A.S.P./metalheads will enjoy it in general. Next album!
The Neon God (2004)
What The Crimson Idol was to the early 90s, The Neon God was to the mid 2000s. Released on April 6, 2004, this release was originally supposed to be a double-record: Part 1 was known as The Rise, and part 2 was called The Demise. Record stores stated that it would have taken up too much rack space.....which is code for “Would have taken up space from crap bands we’re trying to shill”. As such, Part 1 came out in April, and Part 2 was released on September the 28th later on in the same year.
Regardless, The Neon God might very well be the most ambitious concept album in W.A.S.P.’s discography: while The Crimson Idol was more of a commentary on the record industry & what drives potential mixed with elements of fantasy, The Neon God is more of a religious horror story that has sci-fi & fantasy aspects attached to it. The story centers around a boy named Jesse, who was abandoned by his Mother at the age of 8 at an orphanage that doubles as a mental hospital. During his time there, he discovers that he’s got the ability to read & manipulate the minds of people, and after escaping & joining up with a circus ringleader, he harness his power for greed & lust, and the two eventually create a cult around Jesse’s powers. I can’t reveal anything else, as it would ruin some interesting reveals. Suffice it to say, this album ranks among one of my favorites out of W.A.S.P.’s discography. Though I have some gripes, The Neon God is simultaneously vintage yet taps into some (then) modern means of recording & production. Definitely a release not to miss!
Best Track? On Part 1, I’m rather impartial to The Running Man. Similar to Still Not Black Enough (The song) in terms of pacing & vibes, it’s an incredibly catchy song that’s more than worthy of being one of the final two songs on The Rise.
The Running Man
On Part 2, I definitely like Come Back To Black. By this point we’re near the end of the story, and it shows. Jesse’s had enough thanks to recent revelations, but the bishops of the cult try to bring him back one last time before their attempt to martyr him. The instrumentation is intense, Blackie is singing his heart out, and the overall atmosphere is incredible oppressive & tragic. As with The Running Man, Come Back To Black earns the rights to be one of the concluding tracks of the album.
Come Back To Black
Worst Track? Unfortunately, The Neon God has something of an ego issue. Like The Crimson Idol from a decade prior, this album does think highly of itself, and might be a bit too grandiose for it’s own good. At the same time......I’m not quite as mad about here as opposed to it’s 90s counterpart. Make no mistake: there’s still plenty of that modern day Blackie Lawless ego throughout both albums. However, intentionally or not, he seems to pull his sense of self back a little bit, and it makes sense. As he said in interviews, the idea behind The Neon God was a story about why we are all here, is there god or no god, how are we connected, etc. That’s a pretty noble goal, and can definitely make for some interesting music.
Sadly, I gotta complain about the story again. As with The Crimson Idol, everything is written well for the most. However, the part where Jesse suddenly realizes he’s gone too far down the rabbit hole of debauchery just bugs me. Why the hell do you suddenly care when your mother shows up? She ditched your ass for booze & drug money, and never looked back! I think it would have been far more interesting to see you go even further into the dark when she showed up, and you realized your mistakes on the verge of death.
The Neon God. Still a bit of an ego fest, but considerably more accessible that The Crimson Idol from a decade prior. If you weren’t fond of the bleak rockstar storytelling, you might like this descent into darkness/redemption story. Well Blackie, it looks like I might have been wrong about you. Maybe, just maybe....I might have been a bit too judgemental about material from this time. Well then, let’s see what comes after this!
Dominator (2007)
And perhaps I spoke to soon!
Released on April the 16th, 2007, it’s incredibly obvious by this point Blackie is going more undercover in bed with his conservative views (Politically & Religiously). From the album cover alone, there’s a burning American flag, graves of soldiers, a stealth bomber, I believe a map of the world, and to top it off we get the sight of a skull with a nuclear explosion in one of the sockets. Unholy Terror, Dying For The World, and The Neon God grazed Blackie’s religious & political beliefs, but it’s this album that finally grabs it firmly. This marks the first album of W.A.S.P.’s that I’m not exactly fond it, and it’s because of the politics & faith. I’ve got nothing against the craftsmanship, as it’s really good on here, but people don’t listen to W.A.S.P. for politics, religion, and societal issues (Except for The Headless Children). People listen to the band for fun shock, dirtiness, and just how wild Blackie Lawless used to be. This to me is why I think the band isn’t as popular in the states nowadays. There’s other issues to be sure, but I think this is the chief issue.
Best Track? The Burning Man definitely hits home on Dominator. Not only was Blackie commenting on this country’s policies during the late 2000s, but he was talking about what soldiers from Iraq could be going through when they returned home. PTSD, drug addiction, being looked at oddly by certain members of the community (Including family members), etc. There’s a lot of emotion put into the song, not to mention some fantastic instrumentation & vocal work. Certainly the best thing on this album.
The Burning Man
Worst Track? Like I said above, Blackie Lawless never lost his talent. He’s still fantastic on the guitar, and despite his voice getting slightly crackly, he can still sing his ass off. What really sucks about this album is that Blackie is beginning to no longer hide his faith & politics. On the prior 3 albums you didn’t necessarily know which way he was going, but on here? You’re now beginning to see the frontman become the bitter religious conservative he’s never seen to go back on. Luckily, as bad as it is on here, it’s not necessarily unbearable as opposed to later works.
Dominator. Still some fantastic music, but Blackie is getting far more Jesus-ey & political with his work. If you can get past those caveats, you’ll find Dominator to be worth your time. Again, maybe I was a bit judgmental, but surely this is just a speed bump right......right?
Babylon (2009)
Before I talk about what’s good about Babylon, I gotta talk about something bad. In 2008 & 2009 before the album came out, Blackie Lawless stated that he is never going to play "Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)" live again, due to his religious beliefs. These beliefs are allegedly the reason behind Blackie Lawless' self-censorship of his own lyrics during the 'Babylon World Tour,' most notably during the performance of 'Chainsaw Charlie. Mr. Lawless, let me just say......
Mini Food For Thought/Thought For Food: Sellout
- You can piss right off. I’ve got nothing against anybody finding faith in their life, and I’ve got nothing against people changing their politics. Individuals change all throughout their life, so it’s nothing out of the ordinary. However Mr Lawless, every single change you’ve had in your life completely buries & hides your shock rock past. You speak out against your own musical history, and you censor yourself all in an effort to appear clean. It makes me weep, as I love everything you made before this period of your life. Hell, I even love your early 2000s material, but from 2007 to now? You have effectively turn into the exact kind of person that once criticized you & the rest of W.A.S.P. back in the 80s. I hope it was all worth it.
Now that I got that mini-rant out of the way, let’s me just say that I think Babylon is far better than the album before it. Make no mistake: Blackie politics & faith are still front & center, not to mention his ego. However, kinda like The Neon God from earlier, it’s not quite as bad on Babylon. Whether intentionally or coincidentally, the ego is pulled back a little bit, allowing for more thoughtful meaning within the music. He doesn’t pull back from the faith & politics, but I admit it’s not shoved into your face as hard as Dominator or the album that’s to come. As such, this is the album from this time in the band’s life that I’m most likely to enjoy.
Best Track? Godless Run to me is the best thing Babylon provides to the listener, and for 2 reasons. The 1st is that it comes across like an old power ballad from the 80s, and it could definitely fit on just about any of W.A.S.P.’s old releases. It’s slow paced, yet still incredibly heavy & intense. Secondly, the song is basically about how Blackie Lawless eventually found his faith after decades of being wild & godless. Despite me complaining about his life changes, this track is quite touching, and not at all condescending. If there’s one track to not avoid, it’s definitely this one.
Godless Run
Worst Track? Much like Dominator, Babylon has Blackie’s faith & politics front and center, and there’s no real way to avoid it. That said, it’s not quite as overwhelming as what’s on the band’s 2007 output. It’s still highly apparent, and the ego can get bad, but I found this to be a much more pleasant listen to. It’s still not one of my favorites, but far more likable that the album before it and afterwards.
Babylon. Not quite as holier than thou than the previous record, but it’s still very much up it’s own ass. If Dominator turned you off due to it’s politics, then give this release a try. Next album!
Golgotha (2015)
Dominator frustrated me. Babylon took a step back, but still has it’s politics & faith front and center. Golgotha? Leaves me rather confused. Released on October the 9th, 2015, the record shows off Blackie Lawless new viewpoint of the world more than anything since 2001, however......I’m not sure how to feel about it here. It’s still highly egotistical, but.......I don’t know what to say. I found myself liking Golgotha way more than Dominator and Babylon, as I didn’t have the religion & politics shoved into my face as hard as prior albums, but at the same time this record seals the door of any chance for Blackie to go back to his old self. All of these issues come together to create an album that’s equal parts awesome yet dumbfounded......and I recommend it to anyone the most.
Best Track? Miss You is basically Golgotha’s equivalent to Godless Run, and that’s not a bad thing. It feels like an 80s W.A.S.P. power ballad, what with the instrumentation, vocal work, vibe, etc. I can’t say much more, as I’d pretty much just be repeating myself.
Miss You
Worst Track? Much like Dominator & Babylon, the overall quality of Golgotha is great. From the production & recording, to the instrumentation & vocals.....there’s not a bad thing on here. My only gripe I had is that it’s way too religious. Even more so that Dominator and Babylon, Blackie’s faith is front and center, and more often than not it’s a little too in-your-face for my own liking. Ironically, I thought that this was a lost modern-day Stryper album with just how obvious the Christian overtones were. Hell, I even expected Michael Sweet to show up as a guest vocalist at one point......maybe even Guy Ritter from Tourniquet!
Golgotha. Way to Jesusey for it’s own good, but I very much respect the craftsmanship that went into this, and despite what I said earlier......I’m probably inclined to listen to this album the most. Definitely a curious release if there ever was one.
And that was my final look at W.A.S.P.. Half of it was surprisingly fantastic, while the other half just makes me weep, as the Blackie Lawless from the 80s & 90s turned into the very thing that once persecuted him so long ago. Easily the most conflicting time of the band for me, but I respect it all the same. So, with all of the hairspray & sex still wafting in the air, I got one last post to conclude this festival, so join me next week as I’ll talk about what I consider to be some Hair Metal albums that are perfect for one’s collection. In the meantime, never forget where you once came from.
Last week was my take on the band’s time in the 90s. Some of their most iconic & unique albums were born in the most creative decade when it came to music (Heavy Metal or otherwise), Blackie Lawless seemed to have come back to his wilder days by the end of the decade thanks to Helldorado. However, once it became 2000, he would change once again, and said change would be permanent. To some, this change led to perhaps the best music he’s ever made. To others, this sealed his fate as in a way that didn’t match up with his prior works. Let’s not build up any more suspense, and take a look at part 3 of my examination of W.A.S.P.!
Unholy Terror (2001)
Helldorado was a welcome sight by the end of the 90s. With 3 serious & emotionally heavy records beforehand, it was great to see W.A.S.P. back in their comfort zone. It was also great to see Blackie Lawless & Chris Holmes reunite, as the two were perhaps the wildest members of the band back in the 80s. However, around the turn of the new millennium the band would transform once again, as Blackie Lawless would become a Born-Again Christian, and the band would adopt a socio-political stance that would stay with them all the way to today. Whether that’s a good thing or not depends on what period of the band you like, but regardless this transformation gave Blackie a new source of inspiration to make music. Given that he embraced faith, a light went off in his head, and he furiously went to work at the 1st W.A.S.P. album of the 2000s. Then, on April the 3rd, 2001, Unholy Terror was released onto the world.
Despite the name of the record, it actually wasn’t a memorial to 9/11 (More on that a little later), but instead was a take on why so many young Christians (And maybe some older ones) are driven away from the church due to it’s many acts of hypocrisy. And while I’m not religious in any manner....at the same time I’m under the belief that maybe potshots should be taken at the Church in this country. Unholy Terror definitely does the potshotting quite well, but it never loses that classic W.A.S.P. sound & feel. Sadly, this record would be the last time that the team of Lawless & Holmes would ever be together, but more on that later. Suffice it to say, the album surprised me upon my first listening of it, and it’s become one of my favorites of the 3rd form of W.A.S.P.........but it’s not my favorite (Hint Hint).
Best Track? Locomotive Man has to be the catchiest track on the album. From the opening guitar notes, you know immediately that you’re in for a wild ride! The whole song feels like you’re actually on a train thanks once again to the guitar, and at the head is a religious zealot of a conductor who’s taking everybody on board to their supposed maker. Complete with fantastic drums & Blackie’s signature voice, Locomotive Man easily takes the spot for best track of Unholy Terror.
Locomotive Man
Worst Track? The subject matter is about the only bad thing I can call out Unholy Terror on.....but not in the way you think. For a guy that converted to Christianity beforehand, Blackie Lawless has a lot of guts criticizing the faith that just recently brought him in with open arms. I will say that if this was planned out ahead of time, then this is one of the greatest ambushes in the history of Heavy Metal! Again, I’m not against religion in any manner, but I’m under the firm belief that Christianity need to get called out on once in a while, and this release does a damn good job at what it’s supposed to do!
Unholy Terror is.....good! Shockingly good, in fact. I admit I was dreading listening to this record when I did my research, but by the time I was done, I was glad I did. It might not be the W.A.S.P. of old (As far as subject matter is concerned), but it still has the energy of the glory days of the 80s, and it is most certainly recommended. Next album!
Dying For The World (2002)
September 11, 2001. The day that the Twin Towers were the target of a terrorist attack, and the day that America’s bubble burst. It was also the day that the home of Blackie Lawless would forever gain an awful scar that thankfully has healed for the most part. Sadly, the scar that would be inflicted upon Blackie would be a deep one.....yet the pain he was feeling would put him in the most furious & creative period of his life, as in just 9 months he & the band would make music like they’ve never done before, and on the 11th of June 2002, Dying For The World was released.
Dedicated to the victims of 9/11, the album might actually eclipse the majority of their 90s output in terms of seriousness, but by 2002 it would be the last time that Chris Holmes would ever been with the band. His more “Rock ‘n’ Roll” attitude didn’t match up with the new socio-political/religious outlook that his former bandmate, and he’s been spitting venomous comments at Blackie ever since. Ironically, we’ve only ever heard Chris say anything, as Lawless only alluded to it at a press conference in 2017, and even then he didn’t really address it. Suffice it to say, but we may never know the full story.
Best Track? Even before listening to this release, looking at the track-listing & spotting Hallowed Ground was a sure sign that it might make it here. Upon listening to it for the 1st time, it’s position as the best track of Dying For The World was assured! Though virtually everything on this record is emotional & serious, it’s on this song where everything that Blackie is feeling as he crafted this release is concentrated. Forgoing a faster pace, Hallowed Ground is more of a tragic ballad. The guitars are slow but powerful, the drums are steady & to the point, and Lawless is just belting his heart out when he sings. Easily the biggest tearjerker of the record.
Hallowed Ground
Worst Track? Rushed is the only issue with this album. Normally, Blackie likes to take his time in crafting a record. Taking time in the atmosphere, instrumentation, vocals, and lyrics. In his defense, New York City is his home, and I couldn’t even begin to imagine what Lawless was feeling seeing the Twin Towers in ruins, so getting an album out as soon as possible to convey his feelings is understandable. If I’m being perfectly honest, the rushed aspect of the album doesn’t hurt the music in any way, and in fact it might actually help add some atmosphere.
Dying For The World. It comes across as rushed, but at the same time is a very heartfelt & serious tribute to the city that Blackie Lawless loves. New Yorkers will get a kick out of this, and W.A.S.P./metalheads will enjoy it in general. Next album!
The Neon God (2004)
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Regardless, The Neon God might very well be the most ambitious concept album in W.A.S.P.’s discography: while The Crimson Idol was more of a commentary on the record industry & what drives potential mixed with elements of fantasy, The Neon God is more of a religious horror story that has sci-fi & fantasy aspects attached to it. The story centers around a boy named Jesse, who was abandoned by his Mother at the age of 8 at an orphanage that doubles as a mental hospital. During his time there, he discovers that he’s got the ability to read & manipulate the minds of people, and after escaping & joining up with a circus ringleader, he harness his power for greed & lust, and the two eventually create a cult around Jesse’s powers. I can’t reveal anything else, as it would ruin some interesting reveals. Suffice it to say, this album ranks among one of my favorites out of W.A.S.P.’s discography. Though I have some gripes, The Neon God is simultaneously vintage yet taps into some (then) modern means of recording & production. Definitely a release not to miss!
Best Track? On Part 1, I’m rather impartial to The Running Man. Similar to Still Not Black Enough (The song) in terms of pacing & vibes, it’s an incredibly catchy song that’s more than worthy of being one of the final two songs on The Rise.
The Running Man
On Part 2, I definitely like Come Back To Black. By this point we’re near the end of the story, and it shows. Jesse’s had enough thanks to recent revelations, but the bishops of the cult try to bring him back one last time before their attempt to martyr him. The instrumentation is intense, Blackie is singing his heart out, and the overall atmosphere is incredible oppressive & tragic. As with The Running Man, Come Back To Black earns the rights to be one of the concluding tracks of the album.
Come Back To Black
Worst Track? Unfortunately, The Neon God has something of an ego issue. Like The Crimson Idol from a decade prior, this album does think highly of itself, and might be a bit too grandiose for it’s own good. At the same time......I’m not quite as mad about here as opposed to it’s 90s counterpart. Make no mistake: there’s still plenty of that modern day Blackie Lawless ego throughout both albums. However, intentionally or not, he seems to pull his sense of self back a little bit, and it makes sense. As he said in interviews, the idea behind The Neon God was a story about why we are all here, is there god or no god, how are we connected, etc. That’s a pretty noble goal, and can definitely make for some interesting music.
Sadly, I gotta complain about the story again. As with The Crimson Idol, everything is written well for the most. However, the part where Jesse suddenly realizes he’s gone too far down the rabbit hole of debauchery just bugs me. Why the hell do you suddenly care when your mother shows up? She ditched your ass for booze & drug money, and never looked back! I think it would have been far more interesting to see you go even further into the dark when she showed up, and you realized your mistakes on the verge of death.
The Neon God. Still a bit of an ego fest, but considerably more accessible that The Crimson Idol from a decade prior. If you weren’t fond of the bleak rockstar storytelling, you might like this descent into darkness/redemption story. Well Blackie, it looks like I might have been wrong about you. Maybe, just maybe....I might have been a bit too judgemental about material from this time. Well then, let’s see what comes after this!
Dominator (2007)
And perhaps I spoke to soon!
Released on April the 16th, 2007, it’s incredibly obvious by this point Blackie is going more undercover in bed with his conservative views (Politically & Religiously). From the album cover alone, there’s a burning American flag, graves of soldiers, a stealth bomber, I believe a map of the world, and to top it off we get the sight of a skull with a nuclear explosion in one of the sockets. Unholy Terror, Dying For The World, and The Neon God grazed Blackie’s religious & political beliefs, but it’s this album that finally grabs it firmly. This marks the first album of W.A.S.P.’s that I’m not exactly fond it, and it’s because of the politics & faith. I’ve got nothing against the craftsmanship, as it’s really good on here, but people don’t listen to W.A.S.P. for politics, religion, and societal issues (Except for The Headless Children). People listen to the band for fun shock, dirtiness, and just how wild Blackie Lawless used to be. This to me is why I think the band isn’t as popular in the states nowadays. There’s other issues to be sure, but I think this is the chief issue.
Best Track? The Burning Man definitely hits home on Dominator. Not only was Blackie commenting on this country’s policies during the late 2000s, but he was talking about what soldiers from Iraq could be going through when they returned home. PTSD, drug addiction, being looked at oddly by certain members of the community (Including family members), etc. There’s a lot of emotion put into the song, not to mention some fantastic instrumentation & vocal work. Certainly the best thing on this album.
The Burning Man
Worst Track? Like I said above, Blackie Lawless never lost his talent. He’s still fantastic on the guitar, and despite his voice getting slightly crackly, he can still sing his ass off. What really sucks about this album is that Blackie is beginning to no longer hide his faith & politics. On the prior 3 albums you didn’t necessarily know which way he was going, but on here? You’re now beginning to see the frontman become the bitter religious conservative he’s never seen to go back on. Luckily, as bad as it is on here, it’s not necessarily unbearable as opposed to later works.
Dominator. Still some fantastic music, but Blackie is getting far more Jesus-ey & political with his work. If you can get past those caveats, you’ll find Dominator to be worth your time. Again, maybe I was a bit judgmental, but surely this is just a speed bump right......right?
Babylon (2009)
Before I talk about what’s good about Babylon, I gotta talk about something bad. In 2008 & 2009 before the album came out, Blackie Lawless stated that he is never going to play "Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)" live again, due to his religious beliefs. These beliefs are allegedly the reason behind Blackie Lawless' self-censorship of his own lyrics during the 'Babylon World Tour,' most notably during the performance of 'Chainsaw Charlie. Mr. Lawless, let me just say......
Mini Food For Thought/Thought For Food: Sellout
- You can piss right off. I’ve got nothing against anybody finding faith in their life, and I’ve got nothing against people changing their politics. Individuals change all throughout their life, so it’s nothing out of the ordinary. However Mr Lawless, every single change you’ve had in your life completely buries & hides your shock rock past. You speak out against your own musical history, and you censor yourself all in an effort to appear clean. It makes me weep, as I love everything you made before this period of your life. Hell, I even love your early 2000s material, but from 2007 to now? You have effectively turn into the exact kind of person that once criticized you & the rest of W.A.S.P. back in the 80s. I hope it was all worth it.
Now that I got that mini-rant out of the way, let’s me just say that I think Babylon is far better than the album before it. Make no mistake: Blackie politics & faith are still front & center, not to mention his ego. However, kinda like The Neon God from earlier, it’s not quite as bad on Babylon. Whether intentionally or coincidentally, the ego is pulled back a little bit, allowing for more thoughtful meaning within the music. He doesn’t pull back from the faith & politics, but I admit it’s not shoved into your face as hard as Dominator or the album that’s to come. As such, this is the album from this time in the band’s life that I’m most likely to enjoy.
Best Track? Godless Run to me is the best thing Babylon provides to the listener, and for 2 reasons. The 1st is that it comes across like an old power ballad from the 80s, and it could definitely fit on just about any of W.A.S.P.’s old releases. It’s slow paced, yet still incredibly heavy & intense. Secondly, the song is basically about how Blackie Lawless eventually found his faith after decades of being wild & godless. Despite me complaining about his life changes, this track is quite touching, and not at all condescending. If there’s one track to not avoid, it’s definitely this one.
Godless Run
Worst Track? Much like Dominator, Babylon has Blackie’s faith & politics front and center, and there’s no real way to avoid it. That said, it’s not quite as overwhelming as what’s on the band’s 2007 output. It’s still highly apparent, and the ego can get bad, but I found this to be a much more pleasant listen to. It’s still not one of my favorites, but far more likable that the album before it and afterwards.
Babylon. Not quite as holier than thou than the previous record, but it’s still very much up it’s own ass. If Dominator turned you off due to it’s politics, then give this release a try. Next album!
Golgotha (2015)
Dominator frustrated me. Babylon took a step back, but still has it’s politics & faith front and center. Golgotha? Leaves me rather confused. Released on October the 9th, 2015, the record shows off Blackie Lawless new viewpoint of the world more than anything since 2001, however......I’m not sure how to feel about it here. It’s still highly egotistical, but.......I don’t know what to say. I found myself liking Golgotha way more than Dominator and Babylon, as I didn’t have the religion & politics shoved into my face as hard as prior albums, but at the same time this record seals the door of any chance for Blackie to go back to his old self. All of these issues come together to create an album that’s equal parts awesome yet dumbfounded......and I recommend it to anyone the most.
Best Track? Miss You is basically Golgotha’s equivalent to Godless Run, and that’s not a bad thing. It feels like an 80s W.A.S.P. power ballad, what with the instrumentation, vocal work, vibe, etc. I can’t say much more, as I’d pretty much just be repeating myself.
Miss You
Worst Track? Much like Dominator & Babylon, the overall quality of Golgotha is great. From the production & recording, to the instrumentation & vocals.....there’s not a bad thing on here. My only gripe I had is that it’s way too religious. Even more so that Dominator and Babylon, Blackie’s faith is front and center, and more often than not it’s a little too in-your-face for my own liking. Ironically, I thought that this was a lost modern-day Stryper album with just how obvious the Christian overtones were. Hell, I even expected Michael Sweet to show up as a guest vocalist at one point......maybe even Guy Ritter from Tourniquet!
Golgotha. Way to Jesusey for it’s own good, but I very much respect the craftsmanship that went into this, and despite what I said earlier......I’m probably inclined to listen to this album the most. Definitely a curious release if there ever was one.
And that was my final look at W.A.S.P.. Half of it was surprisingly fantastic, while the other half just makes me weep, as the Blackie Lawless from the 80s & 90s turned into the very thing that once persecuted him so long ago. Easily the most conflicting time of the band for me, but I respect it all the same. So, with all of the hairspray & sex still wafting in the air, I got one last post to conclude this festival, so join me next week as I’ll talk about what I consider to be some Hair Metal albums that are perfect for one’s collection. In the meantime, never forget where you once came from.
Monday, August 12, 2019
Metal Overview: W.A.S.P. (Part 2)
Welcome back to the swarm of W.A.S.P. fellow Otaku & Metalheads!
Last week we examined their origins in the 1980s. The time where they were their most hairiest, their bloodiest, and their most shocking. Now it was the 1990s: it’s a brand new musical landscape, and Hair Metal was no longer one of the big metallic forces that held the torch up high. However, Blackie Lawless was not a man that sat down in his chair, defeated that his way of music was no longer. He was a guy that pushed on in his own unique way, and because of that the 90s might be the band’s most unique output. Let’s not waste anymore time, and see what they made!
The Crimson Idol (1992)
After The Headless Children, it wasn’t exactly a good time for W.A.S.P.. After Chris Holmes left the band, the group was effectively broken up, and Blackie went on a short lived solo run. Blackie was originally going to be the T-1000 in Terminator 2, but was later replaced by Robert Patrick after Arnold Schwarzenegger deemed Lawless "too tall". After being rejected for the roll, he got to work on his solo album, but due to pressure from promoters and the fans, he released it as a W.A.S.P. album. Thus, in 1992 in Europe & Japan (June 27th & August 1st respectively), and in 1993 (May the 24th) in the states, The Crimson Idol was released. A concept album, The Crimson Idol tells the tale of the rise and fall of a fictional rock star named Jonathan Steel. The reasoning for this rather bleak theme was due to Blackie desire to “Warn” potential bands of the system that is the record industry, and while I think that’s a good idea in theory.....in reality it’s a bit of a crapshoot, but more on that a little later.
Reviews for The Crimson Idol are generally pretty positive. Over on MetalArchives scores are in the 90s to 100, which is incredibly impressive. Metal elitest & Trump fellator Razorfist calls this one of the most essential concept albums in metal period, and Greg Prato at AllMusic gave The Crimson Idol three stars out of five, calling it "essentially a Blackie Lawless solo album" and noting "The Invisible Boy", "Chainsaw Charlie (Murders in the New Morgue)" and "I Am One" as highlights. Ironically, many critics felt at the time (and some still today) that The Crimson Idol is W.A.S.P.’s best output, and while I don’t agree with that mentality, it’s sure as hell one of the best!
Best Track? Gotta give it to good ole Chainsaw Charlie as the best track of the album! Just hearing the saw rev up at the start just send chills up my spine, and is a sign that this guy is not to be messed with. Then once the instrumentation starts, you’re in for quite the ride, as Blackie goes through the motions of this crooked music president doing everything he can to get young Jonathon to sign to his record label. Even with that said, the pacing & rhythm are oddly hypnotic, and it somehow draws you into the dark world that Blackie has created.....for a moment at least.
Chainsaw Charlie (Murders in the New Morgue)
Worst Track? While an undeniably awesome album, filled with some of the best Heavy Metal the 90s can provide......The Crimson Idol tries waaaaaay to hard to be shocking & in your face. With the prior 4 albums, the shock factor came in naturally. With this? As well meaning as Blackie was with the message, he wound up unintentionally crafting what is quite possibly one of the single most pretentious albums in all of 90s Heavy Metal. The vibes of this release are so artificially dark, they almost come across like the kind of art-house bleakness you can only find in artsy movies from the 70s & 80s (Won’t name which ones). It’s incredibly frustrating, as there’s not a single awful song on here, and the overall experience is fantastic!
My only other gripe has to do with the story. Like I said above, Blackie crafted a pretty damn good tale of the rise & fall of a tragic character. The only part that infuriates me is when Jonathon decides to call his parents, only to be almost immediately rejected by his folks. I hate to break it to you Jonathan, but when parents play favorites, they almost never change their minds. I had this happen on my Dad’s side of the family, so I know what that’s like a little. Not only that, but does Blackie assume that so many young musicians go out into the world because they didn’t get enough love at home? Cause if that’s the case, they perhaps he was going for something more in the pretentious direction.....or maybe not.
The Crimson Idol. Egotistical? Sure! Up it’s own ass? Definitely! A 90s metal masterpiece that deserves all the praise it gets? Indeed! If you can get past the waves of pretentiousness that come off of this record, then you’re in for a real treat. However, as great as this release is......it’s not as impressive as the album that’s coming next.
Still Not Black Enough (1995)
What Dark Side Of The Spoon was to Ministry, and World Coming Down was to Type-O Negative, Still Not Black Enough is to W.A.S.P.. Released in June of 1995 in Japan & August of 1996 in the United States, Still Not Black Enough is perhaps the most personal album to date in the band’s career. Foregoing a story format like their previous record, this one is more of a collection of tracks about Blackie Lawless’s personal life, with tracks about the death of his mother and issues he was going through after the world tour for The Crimson Idol. Like their 1992 classic, this was originally going to be a solo album, but because of how heavy the subject matter was, that idea was scrapped. As to what I think? I love it! Still Not Black Enough to me is the W.A.S.P. equivalent of Tapping The Vein: Not just the best representative of the band’s time in the 90s, but might very well be the best material they’ve ever made. It does have one big issue hampering it’s greatness (More on that below), but suffice it to say it’s in regular rotation on my CD player.
Best Track? Like I said in my review last year, the title track is the best damn thing on this album! It pulls you into the pain & torment of what Blackie was feeling at the time. He might be a jackass nowadays, and his ego is through the roof more so than prior decades, but back in the 80s and 90s, he was perhaps a more humble & vulnerable man. Just listening to even the first few lyrics, you can tell that the pain he was feeling back then was excruciating. The guitar work plays like thunder, the drumwork comes down hard like a rainstorm, and Blackie’s singing is just heartbreaking (In a good way). Again, it’s the best representative of the album, and it’ll get you interested in everything else.
Still Not Black Enough
Worst Track? Again, the only bad thing going for Still Not Black Enough would be it’s obscurity. In comparison to The Crimson Idol and the next 2 records, you ask a W.A.S.P. to name a release from the 90s, rarely will any of them say this one. It’s a crying shame, as this one deserves just as much time in the spotlight as every other release the band has ever done. I’ll say it right here and now: Still Not Black Enough deserves an anniversary remaster & world tour just as much as The Crimson Idol. Hell, I’d even be happy with just a remaster, as the world needs to hear how good this record is.
Still Not Black Enough. Obscure to the 10th degree, but at the same time is perhaps the strongest album they’ve ever made. If you can actually find a physical copy or a video on youtube, give it a go. Hell, if you find a download link, try that also. Next album!
Kill Fuck Die (1997)
Nasty. Awful. Uncomfortable. Gory. Those are just some of the words to describe W.A.S.P. 1997 release, Kill Fuck Die. Released on April the 29th of that year, Kill Fuck Die is a personal record like their obscure 1995 classic, but this one delves into relationships.....and not in a good way. Around the mid 90s, Blackie Lawless was going through a pretty awful breakup, and this left him incredibly bitter & resentful. He was not alone in this state of mind, as former guitarist Chris Holmes rejoined the band, and he went through a nasty divorce with his 2nd wife Lita Ford a few years prior, & was pretty bitter as well. With such a maelstrom of pain & rage, you know that the two of them would crankout what is perhaps W.A.S.P.’s most over-the-top, shocking, and possibly offensive album to date. It’s also the first and only time that the band ever incorporated any Industrial element into their music, and the end result is an intriguing release. I’m not fond of this record because of how mean-spirited it is, but at the same time I respect it for trying something outside of their comfort zone. It’s not perfect, but it’s interesting at times.
Best Track? Pretty much like Still Not Black Enough, the title track is the best thing on here. There’s a really dare allure to the who song, as the instrumentation plays at a fast yet highly rhythmic pace that never falls onto the pavement in anyway. Blackie’s voice is raspy but pretty easy to understand, and while the industrial aspect isn’t used to it’s fullest potential (More on that in a sec), when it kicks in......it kicks in hard!
Kill Fuck Die
Worst Track? Despite the album going in a more industrial direction, Kill Fuck Die seems to just play with the industrial aspects rather than fully implement it. Maybe it was too bizarre for Blackie Lawless & company, or perhaps it conflicted with the traditional metal style, but it’s agonizing at the potential W.A.S.P. squanders. Still, when it actually does work, it’s damn good!
Kill Fuck Die. Incredibly uncomfortable to listen to, but if you’ve put on the right body armor, it’s definitely a dark & interesting experience. Recommended to those who’ve gone through an awful breakup without hesitation. Next album!
Helldorado (1999)
For those who’re drained by the darker nature of W.A.S.P.’s output in the 90s, then Helldorado is a massive breath of fresh air! Released on May the 18th, 1999, the band’s final release of the decade saw them return to the wild & crazy roots of their 80s repute. Gone are the dark themes of the past 3 albums, and instead the music is about drugs, booze, women, sex......the works! Also like their 80s output, Helldorado isn’t ashamed in the least about what’s in the music. Not only that, but if word of mouth is to be believed, then the tour for this record was considerably more foul & politically incorrect than the one for Kill Fuck Die, which is a pretty impressive feat if anyone ever saw any footage from that tour. Though Helldorado isn’t one of my big favorites from the 90s, I still give it credit for being a more than necessary palate cleanser for anyone tired of the darkness from prior releases.
Best Track? Don’t Cry (Just Suck) is foul, nasty, dirty, offensive......and I love it! You can tell that Blackie is having a blast singing like his 80s self, what with the lyrical content and all. Even with that factor taken out, the song is just that good. The guitarwork is fantastic, the drumming is thunderous, and the beats & rhythms withing the track are just infectious. Also, if you don’t giggle at least once during this tune.....then something is wrong with you.
Don’t Cry (Just Suck)
Worst Track? Apart from some repetition in regards to the instrumentation, there’s not a single bad song on here. Blackie & the rest of the band feel absolutely refreshed on Helldorado, and they’re having a blast at the same time. Whether physical or downloaded, this fiery beast is certainly worthy of your attention!
And that was part 2 on my look at W.A.S.P.. Quite possibly the most chaotic time for the band, it was also perhaps their most creative as well. However, this decade was perhaps the last time that we would ever see & hear Blackie Lawless at his most wildest, as when the 2000s began, he would go to shock rock badass.....to conservative sellout lameass. So join me next week for part 3, when I’ll be taking a look at what W.A.S.P. would ultimately became. Suffice it to say, I’m not looking forward to it.......well, not looking forward to some of what’s to come at least.
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If you’re curious about my review for Still Not Black Enough, click on the link below to read it:
Still Not Black Enough (Review)
Last week we examined their origins in the 1980s. The time where they were their most hairiest, their bloodiest, and their most shocking. Now it was the 1990s: it’s a brand new musical landscape, and Hair Metal was no longer one of the big metallic forces that held the torch up high. However, Blackie Lawless was not a man that sat down in his chair, defeated that his way of music was no longer. He was a guy that pushed on in his own unique way, and because of that the 90s might be the band’s most unique output. Let’s not waste anymore time, and see what they made!
The Crimson Idol (1992)
After The Headless Children, it wasn’t exactly a good time for W.A.S.P.. After Chris Holmes left the band, the group was effectively broken up, and Blackie went on a short lived solo run. Blackie was originally going to be the T-1000 in Terminator 2, but was later replaced by Robert Patrick after Arnold Schwarzenegger deemed Lawless "too tall". After being rejected for the roll, he got to work on his solo album, but due to pressure from promoters and the fans, he released it as a W.A.S.P. album. Thus, in 1992 in Europe & Japan (June 27th & August 1st respectively), and in 1993 (May the 24th) in the states, The Crimson Idol was released. A concept album, The Crimson Idol tells the tale of the rise and fall of a fictional rock star named Jonathan Steel. The reasoning for this rather bleak theme was due to Blackie desire to “Warn” potential bands of the system that is the record industry, and while I think that’s a good idea in theory.....in reality it’s a bit of a crapshoot, but more on that a little later.
Reviews for The Crimson Idol are generally pretty positive. Over on MetalArchives scores are in the 90s to 100, which is incredibly impressive. Metal elitest & Trump fellator Razorfist calls this one of the most essential concept albums in metal period, and Greg Prato at AllMusic gave The Crimson Idol three stars out of five, calling it "essentially a Blackie Lawless solo album" and noting "The Invisible Boy", "Chainsaw Charlie (Murders in the New Morgue)" and "I Am One" as highlights. Ironically, many critics felt at the time (and some still today) that The Crimson Idol is W.A.S.P.’s best output, and while I don’t agree with that mentality, it’s sure as hell one of the best!
Best Track? Gotta give it to good ole Chainsaw Charlie as the best track of the album! Just hearing the saw rev up at the start just send chills up my spine, and is a sign that this guy is not to be messed with. Then once the instrumentation starts, you’re in for quite the ride, as Blackie goes through the motions of this crooked music president doing everything he can to get young Jonathon to sign to his record label. Even with that said, the pacing & rhythm are oddly hypnotic, and it somehow draws you into the dark world that Blackie has created.....for a moment at least.
Chainsaw Charlie (Murders in the New Morgue)
Worst Track? While an undeniably awesome album, filled with some of the best Heavy Metal the 90s can provide......The Crimson Idol tries waaaaaay to hard to be shocking & in your face. With the prior 4 albums, the shock factor came in naturally. With this? As well meaning as Blackie was with the message, he wound up unintentionally crafting what is quite possibly one of the single most pretentious albums in all of 90s Heavy Metal. The vibes of this release are so artificially dark, they almost come across like the kind of art-house bleakness you can only find in artsy movies from the 70s & 80s (Won’t name which ones). It’s incredibly frustrating, as there’s not a single awful song on here, and the overall experience is fantastic!
My only other gripe has to do with the story. Like I said above, Blackie crafted a pretty damn good tale of the rise & fall of a tragic character. The only part that infuriates me is when Jonathon decides to call his parents, only to be almost immediately rejected by his folks. I hate to break it to you Jonathan, but when parents play favorites, they almost never change their minds. I had this happen on my Dad’s side of the family, so I know what that’s like a little. Not only that, but does Blackie assume that so many young musicians go out into the world because they didn’t get enough love at home? Cause if that’s the case, they perhaps he was going for something more in the pretentious direction.....or maybe not.
The Crimson Idol. Egotistical? Sure! Up it’s own ass? Definitely! A 90s metal masterpiece that deserves all the praise it gets? Indeed! If you can get past the waves of pretentiousness that come off of this record, then you’re in for a real treat. However, as great as this release is......it’s not as impressive as the album that’s coming next.
Still Not Black Enough (1995)
What Dark Side Of The Spoon was to Ministry, and World Coming Down was to Type-O Negative, Still Not Black Enough is to W.A.S.P.. Released in June of 1995 in Japan & August of 1996 in the United States, Still Not Black Enough is perhaps the most personal album to date in the band’s career. Foregoing a story format like their previous record, this one is more of a collection of tracks about Blackie Lawless’s personal life, with tracks about the death of his mother and issues he was going through after the world tour for The Crimson Idol. Like their 1992 classic, this was originally going to be a solo album, but because of how heavy the subject matter was, that idea was scrapped. As to what I think? I love it! Still Not Black Enough to me is the W.A.S.P. equivalent of Tapping The Vein: Not just the best representative of the band’s time in the 90s, but might very well be the best material they’ve ever made. It does have one big issue hampering it’s greatness (More on that below), but suffice it to say it’s in regular rotation on my CD player.
Best Track? Like I said in my review last year, the title track is the best damn thing on this album! It pulls you into the pain & torment of what Blackie was feeling at the time. He might be a jackass nowadays, and his ego is through the roof more so than prior decades, but back in the 80s and 90s, he was perhaps a more humble & vulnerable man. Just listening to even the first few lyrics, you can tell that the pain he was feeling back then was excruciating. The guitar work plays like thunder, the drumwork comes down hard like a rainstorm, and Blackie’s singing is just heartbreaking (In a good way). Again, it’s the best representative of the album, and it’ll get you interested in everything else.
Still Not Black Enough
Worst Track? Again, the only bad thing going for Still Not Black Enough would be it’s obscurity. In comparison to The Crimson Idol and the next 2 records, you ask a W.A.S.P. to name a release from the 90s, rarely will any of them say this one. It’s a crying shame, as this one deserves just as much time in the spotlight as every other release the band has ever done. I’ll say it right here and now: Still Not Black Enough deserves an anniversary remaster & world tour just as much as The Crimson Idol. Hell, I’d even be happy with just a remaster, as the world needs to hear how good this record is.
Still Not Black Enough. Obscure to the 10th degree, but at the same time is perhaps the strongest album they’ve ever made. If you can actually find a physical copy or a video on youtube, give it a go. Hell, if you find a download link, try that also. Next album!
Kill Fuck Die (1997)
Nasty. Awful. Uncomfortable. Gory. Those are just some of the words to describe W.A.S.P. 1997 release, Kill Fuck Die. Released on April the 29th of that year, Kill Fuck Die is a personal record like their obscure 1995 classic, but this one delves into relationships.....and not in a good way. Around the mid 90s, Blackie Lawless was going through a pretty awful breakup, and this left him incredibly bitter & resentful. He was not alone in this state of mind, as former guitarist Chris Holmes rejoined the band, and he went through a nasty divorce with his 2nd wife Lita Ford a few years prior, & was pretty bitter as well. With such a maelstrom of pain & rage, you know that the two of them would crankout what is perhaps W.A.S.P.’s most over-the-top, shocking, and possibly offensive album to date. It’s also the first and only time that the band ever incorporated any Industrial element into their music, and the end result is an intriguing release. I’m not fond of this record because of how mean-spirited it is, but at the same time I respect it for trying something outside of their comfort zone. It’s not perfect, but it’s interesting at times.
Best Track? Pretty much like Still Not Black Enough, the title track is the best thing on here. There’s a really dare allure to the who song, as the instrumentation plays at a fast yet highly rhythmic pace that never falls onto the pavement in anyway. Blackie’s voice is raspy but pretty easy to understand, and while the industrial aspect isn’t used to it’s fullest potential (More on that in a sec), when it kicks in......it kicks in hard!
Kill Fuck Die
Worst Track? Despite the album going in a more industrial direction, Kill Fuck Die seems to just play with the industrial aspects rather than fully implement it. Maybe it was too bizarre for Blackie Lawless & company, or perhaps it conflicted with the traditional metal style, but it’s agonizing at the potential W.A.S.P. squanders. Still, when it actually does work, it’s damn good!
Kill Fuck Die. Incredibly uncomfortable to listen to, but if you’ve put on the right body armor, it’s definitely a dark & interesting experience. Recommended to those who’ve gone through an awful breakup without hesitation. Next album!
Helldorado (1999)
For those who’re drained by the darker nature of W.A.S.P.’s output in the 90s, then Helldorado is a massive breath of fresh air! Released on May the 18th, 1999, the band’s final release of the decade saw them return to the wild & crazy roots of their 80s repute. Gone are the dark themes of the past 3 albums, and instead the music is about drugs, booze, women, sex......the works! Also like their 80s output, Helldorado isn’t ashamed in the least about what’s in the music. Not only that, but if word of mouth is to be believed, then the tour for this record was considerably more foul & politically incorrect than the one for Kill Fuck Die, which is a pretty impressive feat if anyone ever saw any footage from that tour. Though Helldorado isn’t one of my big favorites from the 90s, I still give it credit for being a more than necessary palate cleanser for anyone tired of the darkness from prior releases.
Best Track? Don’t Cry (Just Suck) is foul, nasty, dirty, offensive......and I love it! You can tell that Blackie is having a blast singing like his 80s self, what with the lyrical content and all. Even with that factor taken out, the song is just that good. The guitarwork is fantastic, the drumming is thunderous, and the beats & rhythms withing the track are just infectious. Also, if you don’t giggle at least once during this tune.....then something is wrong with you.
Don’t Cry (Just Suck)
Worst Track? Apart from some repetition in regards to the instrumentation, there’s not a single bad song on here. Blackie & the rest of the band feel absolutely refreshed on Helldorado, and they’re having a blast at the same time. Whether physical or downloaded, this fiery beast is certainly worthy of your attention!
And that was part 2 on my look at W.A.S.P.. Quite possibly the most chaotic time for the band, it was also perhaps their most creative as well. However, this decade was perhaps the last time that we would ever see & hear Blackie Lawless at his most wildest, as when the 2000s began, he would go to shock rock badass.....to conservative sellout lameass. So join me next week for part 3, when I’ll be taking a look at what W.A.S.P. would ultimately became. Suffice it to say, I’m not looking forward to it.......well, not looking forward to some of what’s to come at least.
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If you’re curious about my review for Still Not Black Enough, click on the link below to read it:
Still Not Black Enough (Review)
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